The Mr. Marcus Personal Fluffer Succulent Mouth is an odd sex toy. Sure, it works on the basic level of being a hole to cram your cock. But, there needs to be something past that. You need to feel a reason for stuffing your cock into that tiny mouth.
My reason was the stack of porn discs that I had to review and the fact that I had to cram my dick into this fluffer thing. Needless to say, it worked a lot better than the pussy. It felt smoother and the bubble problem with the material had gone away. But, was that it?
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MR. MARCUS'S PERSONAL FLUFFER SURE HAS A TINY MOUTH
The tiny mouth on this toy caused similar problems that I faced with the Pussy Fluffer thing.
The tiny holes and a slightly bigger than normal cock provide for problems until you dump some lube onto it. It would be nice if these fluffer things had some sort of give. The problem with the fluffers is the average experience. I could slam it and slam it, thus nothing comes of it. You could do much better and worse. But, in the end...you're just fucking a smooth piece of vinyl.
THE TINY LITTLE TONGUE TELLS NO LIES
Who at Doc Johnson decided to throw this little tongue carving onto the inside of the mouth?
These fluffers had interesting quirks, but nothing stands out more than this tiny fake tongue. You don't even feel it, as you use it
on your Johnson. It's a quick bump that does nothing for the overall experience. Much like life or High School.
HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR MOGWAI
Here's the basics to enjoying your Succulent Mouth fluffer. Don't use anything outside of the lube that Doc Johnson recommends. Don't cram your cock in there all at once. Don't expect anything more than turning your cock into a brown rubber hot dog. If you can follow those three guidelines, you'll have many wonderful sessions with the toy.
First, Skinemax. Then, The Internet. Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.