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Glamorous Big Tits (Blu-ray)


Studio: Amorz » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 6/12/08


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Glamorous Big Tits (Blu-Ray)

Amorz Entertainment

Genre: Japanese Porn

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Mirai Haneda, Asuka Ishihara, Sakurako Kagami, Miina Minamoto, all men uncredited

Length: 110:02 minutes

Date of Production: 2/15/2008

Extras: The only extra was a photogallery.

Condoms: Yes

Audio/Video Quality: Glamorous Big Tits (Blu-Ray) was presented in a visually appealing widescreen using 1080p in the MPEG-2 codec. The fleshtones were accurate and the bitrate hovered around the 30 Mbps mark but I wondered if using a more advanced codec might have given the disc more room for extras (if not squeezed out additional resolution). When zoomed in, I could see individual pubic hairs (the gals looked like they'd never seen a razor) and while there were shadows from the basic lighting of the set, every detail appeared visible to me. The edits and camera work were in need of improvement though, not doing a whole lot to enhance the looks of the ladies and their bed buddies in the slightest. The audio was presented in 2.0 Linear PCM using the standard 48 kHz but a whooping bitrate of 1.5 Mbps in the Japanese language. There were subtitles in Mandarin, Spanish, English, Korean, and French but if the other languages were anything like the English version, the unintentional humor with what was said struck me as very amusing. There was some separation between the channels and the dynamic range was pretty high but the intermittent music sounded like it was taken from a tile game back in the 80's. The vocals were minimal too, almost as if Rika had little to say, so you won't miss much if you're deaf.

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Body of Review: Amorz Entertainment focuses on providing Japanese women having sex with their male counterparts to domestic audiences. The subtitles are amusingly quaint in many cases and the typically all natural look of the gals unknown to Western audiences could be a big reason why they sell so well though my experience with them has not been all that great. The second title of theirs that came my way was Glamorous Big Tits (Blu-Ray), a set of four scenes where women amply endowed (by Japanese standards at least) had sex with various guys. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms appeared to be used for those still interested:

Scene One: Mirai Haneda, the large breasted gal on the left hand side of the front cover, was up first as she decided to make out with her guy in the generic living room setting. Her clothes came off quickly and she displayed all the passion of a blade of grass as the guy pawed her. The faces she made during the warm up are the kind women make when they'd rather be anywhere else, perhaps this is what she learned in acting school so she wouldn't appear too "easy". The guy was as adept at warming her up as I was thirty years ago, lacking any finesse as he manhandled her. She kept looking at the camera in a pleading sort of way, leading to her blowing him though mostly licking his balls and ass. The close up camera work admittedly was very crystal clear on showing every little nuance of her labia and the moans seemed dubbed on but the rare subtitles were equally cursed as if someone randomly put words on the screen. The vaginal penetration was fairly active at times but the editing horrendous at maintaining continuity; the eventual pop shot of population pudding landing on her face (a second male holding her head at one point and her bush very pronounced).

Scene Two: Asuka Ishihara, the gal on the upper right part of the cover, was up next as she was already making out with some equally poor moper with a small penis in a bedroom. They kissed and he pawed her, fingering her before displaying at least the rudiments of so oral training. She then reciprocated with a blowjob after spending some time on his nipples, the small penis not much of a challenge for her to endure but the oral taking very little time before she started vaginally taking it in a moderately active ride. She spoke little, preferring to let her moans do her talking for her, the bouncing leading to a vaginal creampie by the end of the scene. There was then an abrupt edit and she was screwing in a field on a blanket, no rhyme or reason stated as to what took place but it ended with another small load for those that care.

Scene Three: Sakurako Kagami, the first gal on the lower half of the front cover (toward the left with her breasts covered up), was next as she wore a bright pink outfit and had two mopes working her titties. They did not look as big in the movie as on the cover but the glazed look on her face spoke a lot louder about how she seemed to want to be elsewhere, the grimacing as the men massaged her clitoris another reason to find fault with the production. The fingering and chest massage led to the oral antics of the trio, none of them particularly skilled but lacking some of the total mechanical aptitude of the first scene. The screwing was more of the same, nothing special and leading to a faked creampie. Once again, a second round was edited in out of nowhere, the gal bouncing on cock but looking like she was scanning for a means to escape her plight.

Scene Four: Miina Minamoto, the gal on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up last and by this point, I really wasn't expecting much out of her. She played a nurse role and her presumably all natural breasts must have been extremely sensitive given the way she reacted to her mope partner going at them (the same could be said for his attempt to stimulate her asshole orally). The fingering of both her holes did little to change that attitude and the vaginal sex that ensued was a product of the situation. He had a small cock but she acted as though he were Lexington Steele's big brother, the believability factor way off course. He eyes closed the entire time and making faces, she did little to invoke a strokable scene either. The faked pop shot led to a shorter second round approximating the same thing; finishing up the show for me (thankfully enough!).

Summary: Glamorous Big Tits (Blu-Ray) by Amorz Entertainment certainly did little to set my world on fire. I appreciate newness in a performer but all of them seemed in pain over the smallest cocks in porn, making my own beef stick look impressive by comparison. The hairy bushes they possessed might appeal to some of you as might the faked male ejaculation scenes but the bottom line for me was that my first experience with the company was no fluke so I rated this one as another Skip It. In short, I like all sorts of porn but there still has to be a modicum of the ladies having fun or it just turns me cold so Glamorous Big Tits (Blu-Ray) served me notice to avoid the company if at all possible in the future.

 


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