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Housewives of Amber Lane

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 6/19/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Director: Randy Spears            

Distributor: Wicked Pictures

Producer: Randy Spears Productions 

Videographer: Francois Clousot              

Length: 1 hrs. 52 mins    

Category: Feature

BTS: Jax

Release Date: Release Date: 5/14/2008

Production Year: 12/02/2007

Genre:  Letterboxed, Straight, Anamorphic 16:9, Couples

Condoms: Yes

Performers:  Amber Lynn, Austin Kincaid, Diana Doll, Evan Stone, India Summer, John West, Marco Banderas, Michelle McLarren, Nick Manning, Phoenix Marie, Randy Spears, Randy Spears

The Movie: Find Out What the Housewives of Amber Lane Are up To While You're At Work. What goes on behind the closed doors of these middle-class homes? They say that a woman's sex drive increases with age, and we're about to find out as we discover the hidden secrets of the Housewives of Amber Lane. Here you have the  story of  five  women  who have  dedicated  themselves to their  jobs and  families, each having their own  issues in their lives to contend with and husband/boyfriends that   don't  appreciate them. Taking the concept from Desperate Housewives and adapting it into an adult title shouldn't have been that hard. You have five  wives  each  contending  with their  own demons and the  funniest of  two  of  all  the  couples  are  India and  Randy  who  has  become  a bit of a peeping Tom watching the  neighbors having  sex through the  window, then you have Evan and his wife Amber Lynn . In that marriage the role are reversed and Evan is the house husband and Amber the bread winner. The House of Amber Lane has a lot going for it including Nick Manning and his famous "Droppin Loads" line in his scene with Austin Kincaid who happens to be a cutie.

The DVD:

Audio/Video: The House Wives Of Amber Lane is presented in 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color, shot in HD, directed by Randy Spears, and distributed by Wicked Pictures. The picture was very clear and crisp with very little distortion with the flesh tones being almost near to perfect. The audio was presented in Wicked's usual 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English and in Spanish 2.0 which  didn't  test my  speakers nor did it  come off as  too loud making it easy to listen  too.

Evan and Randy  Going Over Lines

The Extras:

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Trailer for Housewives of Amber Lane, Bonus Scene, Behind the Scenes, Slide Shows, Star Stats, Trailers, Promo Reel ,DVD-ROM  Content, Int. Tel. Sex, Parental Lock .Previews for: Carmen Goes South, The Oracle Trailers for: Naked Illusions, Off the Air, Touched, The Artist, Crescendo 2012, Rapture In Blue, Happy ? , Latina Hollywood Hookers.

Bonus Scene: Tasty w/ Austin Kincaid & Jessica Drake & Barrett Blade

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Jessica Drake, wearing an impossibly short skirt, and busty Austin Kincaid, were up next in an ice cream related vignette that looked like something out of the psychedelic 60's. Barrett Blade was the guy pedaling his ice cream cart, offering the ladies some treats before the trio looked for something a bit more mature to satisfy their taste buds. Austin sucked him off first and seemed moderately reluctant to share but both gals went to work on his pipe before a couple of vaginal penetration positions. There was a bit of chemistry shared by the trio and that helped give it some added replay value, though I'll be up front and let you know that neither gal seemed overly active this time when it came to screwing. The ending facial was such that much of it went over the heads of the ladies, but at least they kissed at the close of the scene. Reviewed by Don Houston

BTS: Jax has a great time with the camera following around the cast and crew around the set. He makes it a point to  chat it  up with the ladies and  grab  Randy as he is  going over  the lines  with the guys and  gal. There are a few minutes worth of silly antics on the set worthy to make you laugh.

Scene 1: India Summers & Randy Spears

The story begin with Randy taking his nightly walk  which he has been doing  for the  pass  four months and coming back home each  time rather flustered and over heated. He walks into the living room and reveals to his wife India that when he goes on his nightly  walks ,he sees people having sex through their windows. India gets so turned on by listening to his story that she comes on to her hubby. India asks him what the other couples were doing and he replies "she was sucking his cock" and she sucks cock. There is some very nice foreplay back and forth. India gets very vocal a few times through out the pounding she gets from Randy. The scene ends with Randy unloading on her feet.

Hun.. We have Strange Nieghbors!

Scene 2: Phoenix Marie & Marco Banderas

This next scene has the hottie Phoenix interviewing   Marco for an all around handy man for her house. Phoenix is wearing a very short skirt that shows off her nice thighs. As she is questioning him on his gardening abilities, Marco is busy checking her out. It turns out he only speak Spanish which doesn't seem to be much of a problem. Phoenix has no doubts that Marco can handle any type of work that she has for him. She eventually jumps his body sucks him off. After some foreplay on both sides she mounts up to ride him RCG then switching over to mish with Marco unloading on her breast. I guess Marco got the job *eg* I  got a  kick of out  Marco asking his  new boss if he  can fuck the neighbors and she  replies you get to fuck me.

Is This Part Of The Job Description??

Scene 3: Michelle McLaren & John West

Some time we women have a hang up when it comes to how we look and this is what is happening in this next scene. Michelle is having second thoughts about her looks because she wants to go back to working dancing at the club until hubby John tells her different. She goes and sits on his lap to kiss him. Within minutes she is licking and sucking his cock. Being a good husband that he is, he returns the oral loving. Hubby then does her in mish on the kitchen table then over for some doggie dippin before he gives her a facial.

Hunny I Love You For Being You!

Scene 4: Diana Doll & Randy Spears

Diana is the newest female to move into Amber Lane and Randy is the welcoming committee. He goes over with some cookies as a gesture of good faith. Diana asks Randy if he knows anything about a peeping tom she has been hearing about. Randy   questions her about her hubby and she replies that she is single and that she wants him to fuck her .Randy makes a meal out of her in more ways than one. After eat her out he takes her in mish on the counter top. They then go over to doggie with some RCG before Randy unloads on her breast.

Have You Heard About the Peeping Tom?

Scene 5: Austin Kincaid & Nick Manning

Every women suffers at  one time or another  about  insecurities  especially if your man is good looking and  is a porn  star. That's what happens to Austin in this  next scene. Her fears  of losing  Nick show and she  becomes antsy when he  does  make love to her in  days. Austin thinks that Nick will leave her having sex with a lot of "young girls". He tells her that "she doesn't have to worry because he doesn't like girls, he likes women like her." Austin goes to on her knees to suck him off. She goes right into action in RCG then mish  with  Nick  delivering his  famous line" Droppin Loads" right into her mouth.

Austin & Nick Sharing a Nipple

Scene 6: Amber Lynn & Evan Stone

In this final scene we have Amber being the bread winner and Evan the house husband. Feeling a bit unwanted and neglected Evan who is trying to get her to come back to bed, does some pouting and whining about not having sex in few days. While she is getting dressed, she mentions to Evan about the peeping tom she saw watching the neighbors fuckin. Evan turn the tables on is wife when he pops the buttons off of her shirt making a meal out of her. After some intense oral action on both parts Amber rides him CG then they switch over to doggie. Amber and Evan are both very vocal and have some nice heat between them. Amber then switches into RCG. Amber then deep throats him a few times before he unloads into her mouth.

But.. But.. I Dont Want You to Go.. I Want Sex!

All MIne!

Final Thoughts: Right off the bat when I saw the cover the   first thing that came to mind was that it looks like something out of Desperate Housewives. Yes I will admit that I was curious to see just how similar to the show it was. Mind you I am not  a fan of the  show  but  watching  an adult  version of it  would  make an interesting watch and it was. I know that the ladies watching will indentify themselves with one of these five ladies. I did. There isn't a woman in this  world that cant say at one point or another that  they haven't  felt the  same  way the ladies  that live on Amber Lane  did.  I couldn't help but laugh at  how  everyone was  talking about the peeping tom . The fact that Randy got away with it was hilarious. The entire cast did a great job with it and from what I saw had a great time working with each other. Evan playing the  role house husband was a hoot especially when he asks Amber for money to go shopping. Even  Nick and  John came across nicely with their on film wives.  There is something about a man that speaks  his native language that is an instant turn on and  Marco did  just that to Phoenix. House on Amber Lane is one  couples flix that is a must  buy for the  ladies because  there is so much that the  guys  can learn from watching it.. lol.. Seriously though with all the  laughs and looking  at  just how good they worked together is  enough to merit me giving it a Highly Recommend..


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