Cast: Cindy Cupps, Christy Marks, Janet Jade and Kylee Nash
Special Features: Trailers and a 2-D Version
Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. There was some video loss during the 3-D sequence which leads me to believe that this wasn't real Anaglyph. The Dolby
track was solid and it showed off a nice range during the scene changes.
Scene 1 - Christy Marks
Christy Marks is up first and having some birthday party fun. She's bouncing around and her tits are popping up. She isn't going to let that ruin the party. So, she starts to party with some icing. She lets those tits smoosh around and starts covering her entire body in whatever she can find.
That's when she finds the dildo and begins to party. As an opener, it took me a bit to get used to the 3-D. The only thing I can recommend is not to watch the 3-D on an LCD monitor. The standard definition TV handled the 3-D work better and didn't make me feel like someone was pissing in my eyes. But, take that for what you will.
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Scene 2 - Cindy Cupps
Cindy Cupps is a decent looking lady. The tying up her tits didn't work for me. Neither did the self-paddling. It seemed very forced and didn't really add up to a lot. It just felt weird and way too fetishy. But, that shouldn't be a bad thing.
Cindy then whips out the dildo. She plays with her pussy and tries her best to hold your attention. But, it feels like too much of a repeat of the last scene. I wanted something different. Still, I was willing to take it.
Scene 3 - Janet Jade
If I didn't know any better, I would say that this is the only Janet Jade video. She's nice looking and plays well in this novelty exhibition video. Her tits bounce in 3-D in a way that would make George Pal cream his jeans. Throw in the fact that she knows how to play around in the short time alloted to her and you've got a hell of a scene. It's amazing what's on display and you've just got to love her inventiveness. Truly an amazing scene.
Scene 4 - Kylee Nash
Kylee Nash plays around with the 3-D like a horror film from the 1950s. She does the stupid goofy stuff, so that we can watch her tits bounce in three dimensions. It's when she waters her boobs and starts dumping shit on her tits that works. It's amazing that she waits until the very end to start playing with her clit. This chick's got a big clit.
It's a great scene, but one that feels off. It's not a bad off, but it feels over-extended. Still, I love Kylee's giant 3-D clit. It's not Chynna big, but it's enough to make me hot. So, you've got to love that. Well, maybe just me. That's enough for me and screw you if it's not enough for you. You need to learn to love 3-D giant clits.
Rack-O-Rama 3D is bringing the fun back to porn. There's no more novelty in an industry that should be based in bringing the craziest shit to camera. But, what are you going to do? If it goes too far, it's creepy. It's a Catch-22 and you've got to hope for the best. Leave that for what you will.
First, Skinemax. Then, The Internet. Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.