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Long Deployment 2

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 6/29/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Production Date: April 2007

Directed By: Dink Flamingo

The Movie:

Straight 'n horny military dudes get down to all sorts of man-to-man action when the money is doled out.

The Dudes:

Long Deployment 2 offers up five good-looking military guys with short dark and brown hair; toned and toned/slender bodies; lightly hairy and smooth chests; shortly trimmed pubes; hairy, lightly hairy, and shaved bungholes; cut and uncut cocks.

Run Time: 1 Hour and 51 Minutes

Condoms: Yes.

Scene One:

Hops is a good-looking Marine in his early twenties with short dark hair, toned/slender/lightly hairy body, tattoos, and a friendly outgoing personality. He's wearing an official uniform which he happily refers to as his "Panty Droppers". I doubt Hops has much trouble getting as much "Panty Cake" as he desires. While watching straight porn in bed, he begins undressing revealing dark pubes, plump balls, and a fat clipped cock. Hops strokes his hard tool using his right fist to slide up 'n down and then switches to the left to continue pleasuring himself.

I really dig tattoos and it's fun to see the different designs the dudes have. Hops has a tat of pouty red female lips and the name "Nicole" on his thigh.  He's very into the jerk off switching back 'n forth between fists, working the purple knob, rubbing those mouth-watering plump nuts, and filling the room with heavy breathing and moans. Reaching the point of no return, Hops dumps a thick load of spunk on his stomach. Now Hops is "warmed up for the hoes" Ha! The camera is mostly stationary here but the viewer can easily see all the action.

Scene Two:

Hops (scene one) is already naked slouching in a chair jerking his stiff 'n chubby clipped pork as the scene opens. He's recently been in a barroom brawl and has the raw knuckles to prove it. Nearby on another sofa is good-looking Barrett Long (short dark spiked hair, toned/smooth body) fully dressed with his enormous slab of uncut meat exposed. He's workin' that thang sliding his foreskin back 'n forth over the knob. While Hops is talkative and outgoing, Barrett seems to be the exact opposite and doesn't want to be bothered with idle chitchat. Sitting next to Barrett is a real cute dude named Damien (closely cropped brown hair, toned/slender/smooth body) and he's busy yanking on his rigid clipped tool. Damien soon chows down on Hop's hog grabbing the base with his fist and sliding his mouth up 'n down giving some nice head. At the same time, Barrett continues to play with himself and begins twirling that huge thang in a fast circular motion leading Hops to laugh, "Keep doin' that dude and you're gonna fly away!" 

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Next up, Damien takes on Barrett's Godzilla dong wrapping his right fist around the fat shaft and cramming as much of that thang down his horny gullet as possible. The dudes relocate to a bed where Damien continues to blow Barrett and Hops reaches over and jacks Barrett's shaft. Hops slides his hard cock into Damien's tight hole from behind nice 'n slow at first and then begins fucking faster. There are some nice penetration shots from above and below as that meat slides in 'n out of that tight shaved bunghole as Damien pigs out of Barrett's pork. Switching to the side/missionary position, Hops continues to drill Damien making Damien loudly moan, groan, pout, and cry out with lust.

Barrett takes over in the butt sexin' working his big business into Damien's sensitive little hole in the missionary position. There are some descent penetration shot here from above and the side as that huge tool stretched that hole and Damien cries out with a mix of pleasure and pain. Dude makes plenty of wild noises while being porked. Barrett squirts a large load hitting Damien's chin and neck. Amazing load! Hops busts a large thick nut on Damien's hand, stomach, and balls. Sadly, Damien doesn't cum.

Scene Three:

Laying in bed watching straight porn, Elijah (cute with a brown buzz cut, toned/smooth body with tattoos) gives new pal Jonathan (good-looking with dark brown military buzz cut, toned/slender/smooth body) some no-nonsense advice: "Sit back, watch some porn, and let the Viagra take effect." The dudes strip down and smoke cigarettes while yanking on their hard clipped poles. Elijah reaches over and begins stroking Jonathan's stiff cock and licks his hard nipples. We get a nice look at Jonathan's plump balls, ultra-hairy gooch and butt crack. He reaches over and begins "shaking hands" with Elijah's turgid tube steak. Elijah soon chows down on that hard fat dong concentrating on the flared purple knob.  Jonathan definitely digs the blowjob filling the room with moans and heavy breathing. The camera has been stationary and up to this point the viewer can see all the action just fine. However, the dudes accidentally move out of camera range for a while and we cannot see anything.

Back in front of the camera, Jonathan chows down on Elijah's hard dick slowly sliding his mouth up 'n down the shaft giving some nice head making his new buddy moan and groan with pleasure. Elijah has some mouth-watering large hangy plump balls. Hops (scenes one and two) barges in, pulls out his stiff fat clipped dork and begins jerking off. "One of you are gonna be suckin' this motherfucker right here!" Ha! Jonathan wraps his fist around Hops' fat sausage working the purple knob with his mouth leading Elijah to join in giving Hops some good head. "Suck that dick, homeboy!"  Jonathan and Elijah have a good ol' time sharing that fat pork and cramming their mouths full. There's a tasty camera shot of Elijah's tight lightly hairy bunghole as he's bent over servicing Hops' tool. Hot hangy nuts!

Hops fucks Elijah from behind sliding in slowly at first to give him time to get used to having his man chute filled. He soon picks up the speed and begins sliding quickly and well-lubed in 'n out of that tight hole while Elijah chows down on Jonathan's prick. The room is filled with out moans, grunts, and heavy breathing as the dudes get down. There are some nice penetration shots from behind but they are grainy. Switching to the side/missionary position, Hops continues to screw Elijah with some nice penetration shots from above. Hops beats his meat and shoots a thick load of jizz on Elijah's stomach. Hot! Jonathan lustily asks Elijah, "You like that hot juicy cum all over you?" and then shoots a thick load on Elijah's chest and stomach. Jonathan begins rubbing the cum on Elijah's body. Elijah cuts loose with thick man gravy hitting near his dark pubes while finger fucking his tight hole.


Long Deployment 2 is shot directly on video and presented in full screen. The videography is a mixed bag. Most of the time the stationary camera is fine and the viewer can easily see all the action. Unfortunately, if the dudes accidentally move almost completely out of the frame, there is nothing to see. This happens for a short time in scene two and should have been edited out. The hand-held videography is for the most part fine providing some nice shots of the cock sucking and fucking but could definitely use more close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean but gets grainy if there isn't enough light (which happens from time to time).


The sound is fine allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they bullshit with one another and then get down to business with some loud moans, groans, and heavy breathing.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, and chapter stops. There are no bonus materials provided here.


I'm a huge fan of straight military dude movies and the guys in Long Deployment 2 are sexy and ready, willing, and able to get down for some man-to-man combat. The guys are all appealing, give energetic performances, and look to be into the action. As mentioned earlier, the videography is a mixed bag but still pulls though to deliver the basic goods. My favorites here are Hops, Elijah, and Barrett. I'm going with a Recommended for fans of hot, straight, 'n horny military dudes lookin' to bust a nut and earn some extra cash.

Barrett Long

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