2008, 118 minutes, plus extras
Directed by William H.
With: Evie Delatossa, Emma Cummings, Annette Schwarz, Ashley Orion, Sophie Dee; Mr. Pete, Anthony Rosano, Sascha, John Strong
Young, beautiful girls get sweetly nasty in this highly arousing female ejaculation disc. Each of the five scenes begins with a nice, easygoing chat between the starlet and the unseen director. All gonzo porn should take this approach -- it lets the viewer get to see at least a little of the actresses' personalities and develop a bit of anticipation before the girls get down to business.
While all of the women here can squirt, there is not as high a gush level as in other titles in this fast-growing genre. On the plus side (at least for your Addison): Four of the five girls are proudly brunette.
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DVD box cover girl Evie Delatossa, whose hobbies include "art and masturbation," has long, straight black tresses and blues eyes, and it's all good when she starts sucking Mr. Pete's uncut wood. His vigorous hand action brings her to two squirting orgasms. Lucky Anthony Rosano gets to enjoy the next two beauties: Emma Cummings, who also has long black hair and dazzling eyes, and tall, leggy, full-butted blonde Annette Schwarz. Emma jerks herself off convincingly with a purple-headed dildo while gargling balls, and later takes dick anally; Annette is a hardcore slurping cocksucker with great boobs who admits she's "not known as a squirter" but delivers the wetness in style (while also doing anal, even taking three of Anthony's fingers up her poop chute).
Twenty-year-old sweetheart Ashley Orion, wearing a black fishnet top over her small titties, admits, "When I gave my first blowjob I knew I was destined for porn." We can all be thankful. Her full butt is a major plus, as is her willingness to take Sascha's spunk on her tongue and swallowing it down (not before squirting a few times herself). Devastating Brit Sophie Dee (who also sports the fishnet top) has ice-blue eyes to make men weak. But not so weak that they can't fuck her, as John Strong does, in a variety of happy positions. Sophie also proves to be this feature's champion squirter.
This is an easily navigable disc with a good array of options and extras. The scenes are all well lit and well shot (though they are presented in old-school full frame) and the stereo sound is fine, allowing the preliminary talk between director and star to be clearly heard.
The main menu, revealing hardcore action, offers the initial choices of Play Movie, Scene Selections and DVD Extras. If, like me, you prefer not to see the girls in full bloom right off the bat in the lengthy opening credits, go to the scene menus and start your viewing there. The main program has a generous 45 chapter skips, with the last click for each girl conveniently bringing you right to the male cum shot.
The extras include a bonus scene from a previous "So You Think You Can Squirt?" DVD, starring extreme gusher Sindee Jennings and willing lapper-upper Billy Glide. You also get a photo gallery; web site info; action-packed phone sex ads; and trailers for six recent DVDs, one of which, "Squirt Gangbang 2," will have every serious fe-jaculation fan rushing to place his order.
THE LAST WORD
As squirt movies go, there have been wetter and wilder (and more jaw-dropping) entries than "So You Think You Can Squirt? Vol. 3." But few discs can claim a five-woman lineup as stunning as the girls on this team. The lovelies all start off chatting jovially and carry their genuine enthusiasm right through their hot scenes. Sporting generous bonuses, this user-friendly DVD provides a deeply satisfying two-plus hours of excitement.