Chad Stevens, Jason Andrews, Trystian Sweet, Cole Waters, Shawn Fox,
Matt Turner, Ryan Conners, Nick Angels, Michael Lee, and Jake Lopez
Body Types: twinks, athletes, cut and uncut guys
Things to see: outdoor sports sex, facials, threesomes
Plot: These boys like to share more than just their balls.
many ways, all-twink films are similar to all-bear movies in how one
age group of gay men are presented for a niche audience. Based on past
experience with reviewing all-twink porn, I quickly find myself getting
bored with the inexperienced young actors who were hired more for their
looks than their sexual abilities. Fortunately, Sporty Balls has
partially renewed my optimism for the twink market. Here, the film
doesn't try to revolutionize the genre, and it even falls for some of
the lower quality porn potholes like the elimination of foreplay and
average acting. However, the film does succeed at doing what porn is
supposed to do; turning on the audience.
a variety of high school sports related scenarios, like a sweaty
basketball game and a water volleyball coach eyeing his players, Sporty
Balls features several hot scenes for anyone with a sports fetish.
Thinking back to high school with the hung and muscled straight jocks,
it's hard not to like some of the imagery in the film. The actors are
very cute, with skinny muscled bodies and big floppy dicks. Some of
the scenes take place in sports rooms, and two of the scenes are shot
in an outdoor pool (I wonder what the neighbors thought). The non sex
scenes were shot on an actual park/school area, lending some
believability to the movie.
sex might not win any awards, but the models are pretty darn hot and
the set-ups are both erotic and enticing. Therefore, there is a lot to
like about Sporty Balls.
Scene one: Trystian Sweet and Cole Waters
football players decide to cool off by pouring their water on each
other. However, this fails to cool down their desire for each other so
they head back to the gym for another touchdown. While Trystian still
wears his football jersey, Cole starts to work on his pal's tasty
looking cock. Soon enough, Trystian returns the oral pleasures for his
blond pal. Cole then agrees to play the role of the wide receiver.
Trystian fucks him in a straddle position and then against the wall.
Cole has no problems with keeping up since his dick is plump
throughout. Finally, Trystian shoots his load onto Cole's smooth
chest. Cole then cums on his own chest as well.
Scene two: Michael Lee and Jake Lopez
a deserted basketball court, Michael and Shawn shoot hoops. The guys
work up a good sweat, so they shed their shirts, revealing their tight
chests. After they are done with their game, Michael rushes home, to
take care of the boner that he developed while playing. Fortunately,
his twinky friend Jake will be able to "lend him a hand." Michael
tells Jake, who was already masturbating, to suck his dick. After the
oral play, Michael fucks Jake on the bathroom floor. Jake's hole is
stretched, thanks to Mike's big dick. The teens fuck some more around
the bathroom until Michael shoots onto Jake's chest, followed by Jake
oozing out a load.
Scene three: Chad Stevens and Jason Andrews
on the baseball mound, Jason pitches for Chad. After playing with the
balls and the long bats, the boys head to an outdoor pool to cool off.
The guys strip down to their underwear and then jump into the pool,
however, things quickly start to heat up. The guys start to kiss, but
then Chad pulls his young friend out from the water so that he can rim
his hairless hole. Jason then sucks on Chad's dick, through his
jockstrap. After that, Jason is fucked from behind, with his dick
rubbing up against the concrete. Chad continues to fuck him deeply
until both guys masturbate to some creamy finales.
Scene four: Shawn Fox and Matt Hunter
other basketball player from scene two (Shawn) is picked up by his
friend Matt. The two drive back to Matt's house so that Shawn can take
a shower. In the shower, Shawn calls out to his friend, asking for
some soap. Matt cautiously opens up the shower curtains to find that
his friend has a raging hard-on. Matt can't resist the temptation so
he gets on his knees to suck off his friend. Matt licks Shawn's nuts
and shaft like a pro and then Shawn sucks on Matt's rod as well. Matt
then has his hole rimmed before he is fucked from behind. Shawn screws
him well in the bathroom before he busts his nut onto Matt's pretty
young face. Matt follows by shooting his semen onto his own chest.
Scene five: Nick Angels, Ryan Conners and Jason Andrews
at the pool from scene three, Ryan and Jason are playing a game of
water-volleyball. Above them, their coach (Nick) supervises the boys.
Coach Nick then heads down to give the guys some "hands-on-learning."
The boys service coach Nick briefly before Jason is turned around to be
rimmed. Nick even forcefully spreads Jason's cheeks so that Ryan can
get his face deep into the sweet spot. Both guys then head over to the
friend to play their own game with him. The guys suck on each other's
cocks for a while, before the creamy chested lad has his hole rimmed
for fucking. The coach holds open the guy's cheeks so that the 3rd guy
can lick the sweet spot. Nick then fucks Jason from behind, while Ryan
masturbates. After some forceful screwing, Ryan fucks the lubed up
channel some more. Finally, Nick shoots his load onto Jason's nut
sack, Ryan cums onto Jason's shoulder, and Nick jacks off Jason, only
to then taste some of Jason's spent white cream.
widescreen, the image is quite nice. The images are bright and crisp.
The outdoor sequence suffer from some additional grain, but I found it
to be barely noticeable.
The sound is pretty good. All of the action could be heard without a hitch.
Extras include three previews, scene selection, a sucking/fucking/cumshots option, and a anamorphic photo slide-show.
Sporty Balls should fulfill all of those pent up erotic thoughts you had when you
were back in high school; like watching the football players head back
to the gym for group showers. The actors are very cute, and the sex is
all pretty good. Some of the director's camera angles don't reveal all
of the desired footage, and the film could use a little more foreplay
before jumping straight into the sex. Despite these qualms, there is
much to like here, so Sporty Balls easily comes with a recommended rating.