Cast: Amy Ried, Justice Young, Holly Wellin, Danny Wylde, Maya Gates, Alex Gonz, Harmony, Dana DeArmond, Jordan Ash
Length: 138:33 minutes
Dates of Production: 1/3/2008, 1/23/2008, 3/5/2008, 3/26/2008, 3/31/2008
Extras: The best extra for most of you will be the scene from POV Dream lasting 23:15 minutes. I liked it a lot when I reviewed it originally and think Brother Love is on to something big if he plays it right; the scene described in detail below. There was also a photogallery, a number of trailers, some spam, and a true double sided DVD cover.
Audio/Video Quality: Cream Filled Cookies! was presented in the new world standard 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Justice Young for Voodoo House using the usual MPEG-2 codec popular on the standard definition medium. The bitrate was often in the mid 5 Mbps range, and the picture looked much richer than other titles by the director of late (yay Justice!). The camera angles were generally limited due to the single camera approach used too but the editing helped make up for it in several instances so I was pleased at the improvements offered up. The editing was minimal, almost as if the footage was allowed to stand on its own in most cases, but still offered the couples up in showcased form; maintaining all the chemistry and passion they could muster. There did not appear to be much additional lighting used to shoot the scenes either but a lack of C-lights to wash away any hint of shadows is not generally appreciated these days; there being enough light to liven up the picture. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a standard 192 Kbps bitrate with a sampling rate set at 48 kHz. The vocals were kind of hollow and lacking in dynamic range but sounding better than expected, every grunt and groan clearly heard.
The Bonus Scene with Marilyn Monroe...err, Victoria Vonn!
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Body of Review: Justice Young surprised me earlier this year when I sat down to watch some of his movies and found them surprisingly appealing, the guy able to capture the youthful zeal of his performers having a good time and not worrying about the silly shit with his efforts for Voodoo House. Given his appeal as a fledgling director on the prowl, I anxiously picked up a copy of Cream Filled Cookies! to see if he could extend that dynamic to a wider variety of ladies; the show advertising "100% creampies" as the main selling point. As a guy that prefers giving the hot beef injection to the ladies and leaving my load inside of them (rather than the more traditional porn facial), I know that last few seconds feels so great and that is why I appreciate internal ejaculations so much more than facials, even knowing ahead of time that many of these are faked as part of the porn fantasy. Not knowing exactly what to expect, I dove in to find hotties like Amy Ried, Holly Wellin, Harmony, and Maya Gates (among others) so I had a good vibe from the production up front. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Amy Ried, the busty covergal wearing almost nothing, was up first in a scene that began with her masturbating with a glass dildo but she was soon suck starting the cock of Justice Young in the living room. While I have never been a devoted follower of hers, Amy is often a top notch performer with a lot of oral skills; displayed here with a lot of energy and enthusiasm. I'd guess that Amy really likes Justice and after the sweet hummer, she was bouncing on his cock vaginally in a very active manner; her ass cheeks shaking quite heatedly as she rode the guy. Justice started fingering her ass and continued hammering away at her gyrating hips, doing some PTM before moving to a great looking doggy. Her dirty talk was minimal but both of them were gleaming with sweat and continued until he busted a nut of population pudding in her snatch; the creampie believable due to no edits anywhere close to it, Amy's only regret being that she wanted the load in her mouth, forcing her to do some oral clean up. Whew!
Scene Two: Holly Wellin, a lean but sexy lady with pretty eyes and a smoking tight body, was up next as she showed off her assets in bed, displaying bedroom eyes as she masturbated with that "I just woke up" look. The tease was too short to take full advantage of her skills but she was aggressively slobbing the knob of moper Danny Wylde in moments, alternating with her handjob in a messy fashion while properly channeling her inner slut. Danny then started drilling her pussy, Holly's moans seeming a bit overdone but the gal actively participating all the same. Her passion for pussy soaked cock was outstanding too, working the rod even harder as a result of her juices on his dick but she continued the dynamic with an anal romp as he choked her out; Holly loving the action at all times. Holly did ATM too, getting laid in each of her three holes unpredictably after that, my only concern being how much her face changed colors during the second bout of choking (just before he bent her over for another round of anal) and the editing was a bit heavy handed with some abrupt leaps. They fucked hard and long with plenty more oral too, the scene ending with a slight vaginal creampie that she scooped out to eat.
Scene Three: Maya Gates, a busty Latina wearing neon green undies, was up next on the couch as she followed the formula, her flexibility reminding me how much she needs a vacation in Houston, I'm still not keen on her implants but I was hoping for more chemistry than the last scene, the possibility increased due to her working with Alex Gonz. He walked in and she sucked him off performance style (watching the camera instead of maintaining eye contact), offering up a solid hummer otherwise. They fucked vaginally and anally here, an enthusiastic but mechanical pairing again, Maya doing some taste testing but hardly enough to mention. The anal creampie was minimal but realistic, no last second edits to detract from it as far as I could see.
Scene Four: Harmony, one of my favorite freaky gals, was up next wearing red lingerie briefly before stripping to follow the solo formula, again cut short of where I wanted it but offering up the lady in such a way that fans will still adore her. Her pretty eyes and devious look added to the effect when she demanded some dick, an uncredited moper stepping in to serve as the meat puppet (sorry, the fucked up credits at the end did not provide his name). Harmony serviced him orally with a lot of noises, the deep throating going ball deep as she provided the sloppiest hummer of the show. For what it's worth, she did seem attracted to the guy but she has long been able to work past the limitations of her partners in the past and he seemed talented enough to jerk her off to a very wet state before going down on the gal (his foreign accent only allowed briefly). The vaginal plowing was followed by intermittent oral, the active ride seeming to show her more into it than most of the others here; surprising me that the couch didn't fall apart given how rough they rode. The vaginal creampie was the watery kind too, showing he held off too long to make it look like expected. Nice!
Scene Five: Dana DeArmond, a gal some associate as the matron of alt porn and others as the aging gonzo anal slut, was up last. She followed the formula nicely enough, making me want more tease from her but offering a more competent tease thanks to keeping her mouth shut in the game room, asked for some cock and received it in the form of Jordan Ash. Her new hair style knocked several years off her look so the haters that consider her a MILF will have less to fuss about, Dana providing a cock socket during the oral more than her usual aggressive style the entire time. Dana is certainly not new to having a strange cock in her mouth and her lack of youth compared to her peers here was slightly offset by her nastiness; her saliva free flowing as he pumped his dick into her mouth while she masturbated. The down side to her oral fixation was her largely passive vaginal ride this time, letting Jordan do most of the work and later saying it was "too much cock" when she went back to slobbing his knob. Thankfully, Dana started pumping like she cared when on top of him, not nearly at her best (when she lets loose, she can really impale herself) but at least doing more than lying there. This tamed back down though and even the light choking couldn't motivate her. The vaginal creampie was again believable but slight, Dana slurping sperm willingly as she eyed the camera, claiming it was "yummy" before the quick edit to the faulty credits.
Bonus Scene: POV Dream: Victoria Vonn, the blond featured on the front cover looking like the classic Hollywood starlet, was up first and her rendition of the birthday song was more than cute, to say the least. It set the stage for her to blow Brother Love as though he were Jack Kennedy (JFK), taking her time as she lovingly slobbed his knob seductively. I know that rumors of a Marilyn Monroe sex tape have been circulating for years but even if true, would probably be a letdown given the recording media used not to mention the probability of Marilyn not living up to the fantasy of her sexual prowess. In this case, Victoria showed the Brother a lot of skill as he directed her to titty fuck him, what he liked orally, and the rest of the scene; generally whispering the orders as though he were getting a true birthday present from the gal. There were some scratchy noises at first (I thought to simulate the olden day recording style) and the filters employed to mimic the visual look of a golden fantasy weren't my favorite but her playful nature certainly elevated the scene to a very heated place as far as I was concerned. They screwed vaginally in a few positions and he actually busted two wads of population pudding on her (one in the mouth and the other on her cute ass cheeks) but I liked her active riding style the most. Brother even got in some CBT as she "smashed his balls with her ass" but the way she revived him for a "second coming" using her oral skills and ass fingering frolics that definitely showed he was pushing his game forward. Whew!
Summary: Cream Filled Cookies! by director Justice Young for Voodoo House had some strokable sex with decent replay so I rated it as Recommended but while it offered some serious potential, there were nagging quirks that bugged me including truncated tease, some performers out of place, and a generic formula that cheapened some of the action. In all though, Amy, Harmony, and Holly added sufficient heated sex to keep me coming back a number of times, making Cream Filled Cookies! worth my time, money, and seed. The technical values in four scenes were better than ever for the director and while the lack of a BTS feature sucked, the inclusion of the great scene from POV Dream should certainly elevate the fuck for buck quotient.
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