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Gluteus Maximass 2

Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/16/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Jessica Lynn

Gluteus Maximass 2

Venom Digital/Exquisite

Alexis Texas

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jordan Septo


Cast: Jessica Lynn, Derrick Pierce, Alexis Texas, Marcos Banderas, Gianna, Lee Stone, Flower Tucci, Sascha, Brooke Haven, Jack Venice

Length: 143:16 minutes

Flower Tucci

Date of Production: 5/1/2008

Extras: There was a lengthy photogallery, a pop shot compilation from the five scenes, and a short 3:13 minute long Behind the Scenes clip with Jessica (showing Derrick having difficulty working out his load).

Brooke Haven

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Gluteus Maximass 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Venom Digital in the usual standard definition MPEG-2 codec. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The bitrate hovered around the mid 5 Mbps mark, typically just shy of it, for most of the movie and I saw no compression artifacts as a result. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes so they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality but once the sex started, everything sounded fine, just slightly out of synchronization. The audio had the standard bitrate of 192 Kbps and sampling rate of 48 kHz and was about average in most ways, though slightly hollow and in need of polishing up.

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Body of Review: Jordan Septo is a director that has been compared to an "early Stagliano" in terms of his devotion to ass by at least one reputable critic, the man's butt movies at Venom Digital often a special treat to review. One of the things that Jordan does that some of us have learned to appreciate is his casting of ladies that are driven to succeed, or at least "suck seed", with an emphasis on the kind of body shapes that guys like me appreciate, his latest release continuing his lengthy history of superior asses in Gluteus Maximass 2. Not having seen the first volume of the series, I can't compare the two but I know that with names like Alexis Texas, Gianna, Brooke Haven, and Flower Tucci headlining the star studded cast, it would take a near miracle to fuck this one up. The back cover said it like this: "Ass lovers rejoice. The long awaited sequel to the definitive big ass movie is back. This time the girls are dirtier, the glutes are bigger and action is hotter. Join me in worshiping and exploring the greatest and dirtiest gift to mankind. The results are tremendously thick and juicy. Only an ass would miss it! All Lover, Jordan R Septo" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jessica Lynn, the chunky chick on the front cover, was up first in her colorful lingerie, her thong riding her ass crack as she teased the camera with her wealth of curves. The camera was almost always focused on her ass and the close up showed the director to be a bit too intimate to contain her ample sample, the rough edges of his work interesting as it showed the kind of raw energy missing in most technically enhanced efforts. She was soon joined by muscular Derrick Pierce who savored the moment more than a little too, oiling up her ass before she blew him with some degree of heat. They fooled around on the bed where she inhaled his cock orally, the marks on her ass showing she had been putting it on the line more than a little of late. Jessica was an active vaginal rider and liked the taste of her juices on his cock, eventually taking the facial when he rubbed out the wad of population pudding to her mouth. She did not swallow but they shared a bit of chemistry and instead of just performing, she kept her focus on him the entire time, elevating the chemistry nicely. Whoa!

Scene Two: Alexis Texas, one of the whirlwind ass queens of the past year, was up next in a skimpy purple bikini, shaking her tremendous ass as if she knew the effect it has on any living being around her while in bed. She had an almost dreamy look to her eyes and her milky white skin stood in stark contrast to the swarthy Latino champion she was paired with, Marcos Banderas. He smacked her ass and they kissed, Marco guiding her to suck his dick as the director silently circled around to capture her sweet ass from various angles. I know that Alexis doesn't do anal and her performances are not consistently solid but she seemed to enthusiastically enjoy her work on this day; bouncing her ass as she inhaled his rod. When she could hold off no longer, she climbed aboard his lap to start shaking her ass cheeks as she impaled her biscuit on his penis, Marco having her slow down at one point before he lost his load earlier than anticipated. Frankly, I could have watched her little booty dance all night long but considering this was one of most active performances of the year, I'd be in great need of a lot of towels to clean up with. Alexis also added in some fine dirty talk, the simplicity of camera work and editing keeping focused right where it needed to be; on her ass. She did more oral too and a number of positions but her ass was held high in the air most of the time and the resulting look reminded me why I like Jordan's approach so often. The scene ended with the facial going mostly to her mouth too, Marco drained dry as his partner sucked him clean. Whew!

Scene Three: Gianna, another gal with a great big ass, was up next in a large shower, her pink bikini riding her curves in such a way that her playfulness went beyond the norm. She lathered up as the water continued to flow about her teasing body, Gianna shaking and gyrating as the camera kept track of her ass' every movement. Gianna is a personal favorite of mine and not because she allegedly gave him a handjob at the AEE (honest, she never laid a hand or mouth on me) but because she is one of the few ladies in porn that always has fun and makes any scene her own. She moved to the locker room where her nipples were even more obvious through her outfit, met by a horned up massive Lee Stone. Lee bent her over on one of the benches and started eating her out, the lady asking if he was "trying to provoke a reaction" out of her as he savored her sweet ass. The audio issue seemed worse here but even Lee's attempts to dominate her were met with Gianna's trademark laughter, the choking and forceful nature of the guy not diminishing her appeal in the slightest. She then gave a superior blowjob, mixing some hand use as she throated him a number of times, Lee taking his own time to get hard as she worked him over. He spanked her and fucked her hard, the vaginal romp far too short as time flew by during their chemistry filled pairing. The elements of a grudge fuck enhanced the scene too but ultimately, these two were built for each other and they were pushed to the limits to last as long as they did. The population pudding went to her ass cheeks and she used those cheeks to massage his cock, ending my favorite scene of the movie. Wow!

Scene Four: Flower Tucci, the curvy squirt queen herself, was up next I a peach bikini as she teased the camera in the living room. She was sporting some pubic hair as she disrobed, masturbating on the couch as she showed off her wet spot to the camera. She was wearing a glass anal plug to stretch herself wide open, the understanding that she'd be doing anal clearly established as a result. Sasha walked in fully erect to plunge into her ass and mouth, Flower taking him in each of her three wet and willing holes, the messy sex proving that Flower was the superior player of the setting that day, even as she continually provided some fine booty shaking for the camera. There was vaginal sex too but as wet as Flower got, her active ride continued in all holes without even the possibility of slowing down; her begging for him to fuck her ass complied with in no time at all. Given how well Flower handles men and women alike, this scene did not stand out as her best (a recent pick of the week deserved that title) but it was a decent scene all the same and ended with the mouth pop as expected.

Scene Five: Brooke Haven, a gal with dark roots and a devious smile, was up last and while her performances are not always great, she was the capper for the flick without an abundance of make up or filters limiting her natural appeal. She was outside sunning herself with Jordan fixated on her ass like any of us would be, a huge bruise on the right ass cheek glaring out even more than her worn pucker. She fingered herself and taste it but the strip tease was followed by Jack Venice coming up behind her; Brooke sucking him off with a bit of skill as he felt her up. She kept eye contact with him and gave him a titty fuck, moving back to the oral before they bumped uglies like hormone ravaged teenagers on a prom date. Brooke was an active rider too, the vaginal and anal showing her versatility even though she did not consistently provide the dirty talk I like. The PTM and ATM she did seemed to impress Jack, the guy wanting more of her as the scene continued, the ending proving she would not swallow but at least it hit her mouth.

Summary: Gluteus Maximass 2 by director Jordan Septo for Venom Digital had three great scenes and two good ones but the lack of extras, the audio synch problem, and the slightly "off" look of the visuals kept the rating at a still-respectable Recommended. Despite budgetary concerns, Jordan seemed to know what the audience wants and skipped the camera trickery in favor of a straightforward focus on the bountiful booty before him so with relatively little polishing up, perhaps his work will be discovered by a wider market as it should be. In short, Gluteus Maximass 2 showcased Alexis Texas, Gianna, and Jessica Lynn very nicely with Flower and Brooke pulling up the rear with plenty of strokability and replay value too.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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