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French Kiss

Studio: Bel Ami » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 7/23/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production: July 2007

Directed By: George Duroy

The Movie:

French Canadian Ralph Woods takes a trip to Prague to meet the cute lads of Bel Ami and ends up getting to know them in a number of erotic trysts.

The Cast:

Ralph Woods, Josh Elliot, Keanu Faria, Joel D'Amici, Jason Knightley, Dolph Lambert, Paul Valery, Brandon Manilow, Joey Amis, Todd Roset, and Luke Hamill.

The Dudes:

French Kiss offers us eleven appealing Central European guys in their early twenties with a mix of short and medium-length hair; dark and blond hair; toned and slender bodies; smooth chests; hairy, lightly hairy, and shaved bungholes; full and closely trimmed pubes; big uncut cocks.

Run Time: 2 Hours and 4 Minutes

Condoms: Yes

Scene One:

Josh Elliot (cute with shaggy dark brown hair, toned/smooth body) and his buddy Keanu Faria (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) high-tail it back to their apartment and relax in their comfortable living room complete with large sofa, throw pillows, and plenty of green plants. Keanu pulls Josh's shorts down revealing dark pubes and a stiff 'n large uncut cock. The dudes make out for a little with plenty of hot tongues before Keanu chows down on that big thang giving some good head while stroking the shaft and working his mouth up 'n down. Josh straddles his pal and fucks his face long 'n smooth while Keanu pulls his own stiff unclipped tool working the foreskin back 'n forth over the purple knob.

In return, Josh blows Keanu sliding his gob up 'n down and jerking the shaft giving some excellent head. He fucks Keanu's tight hairy bunghole doggy-style fast, smooth, 'n hard with some okay penetration shots from the side and above. Switching to the ever-popular side/missionary position, Josh drills his friend quick 'n lubed and both dudes seem to be into each other and the action filling the room with plenty of hot heavy breathing and moans. While the penetration shots here are okay, they are not up to the high standards I've set for Bel Ami. Josh squirts a large thick load of hot lava on Keanu's chest 'n stomach and completely drenches his inside thigh. Hot! Keanu pulls pork working that tasty foreskin and shoots a thick load of cock snot on his stomach.

Scene Two:

Ralph Woods (cute with short dark hair, toned/slender/smooth body) has recently arrived in Prague from Canada and gets himself "acquainted" with Bel Ami dude Joel D'Amichi (cute with brown hair, toned/smooth body).  Ralph sinks quickly to his knees and crams Joel's huge uncut cock down his hungry gullet giving it his all while gorging on the mouth-watering organ. Joel digs the oral attention filling the air with lusty moans 'n pouts. Ralph is definitely into sucking that big business and there are plenty of hot cock sucking close-ups in this short scene. Reaching the point of no return, Joel grabs his dong and yanks that pork shooting a small thick load on his stomach. Ralph stays completely dressed in this scene.

Scene Three:

During a photo shoot, Ralph Woods (scene two) and Josh Elliot (scene one) make out with deep wet tongues on a bed with a leopard print spread. The dudes alternate between kissing, playfully horsing around, smiling, and rub each other's bodies. Ralph unveils his enormous uncut cock leading Josh to slyly lick the flared purple knob. Ralph bends over and shows off his tight lightly hairy bunghole for the ever probing eye of the camera in hot close-up.

Ralph chows down on Josh's big unclipped pork leading to more posing, kissing, and rubbing/jerking their hard cocks together. There really isn't any full sex here as the dudes are simply posing for the modeling session.  In the end, the dudes play with one another's poles and then get busy pounding their own puds. Josh squirts a large thick load on his chest and stomach while Ralph blows thick jizz on his stomach.

Scene Four:

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Not giving a damn who sees them, Dolph Lambert (very cute with short blond hair, toned/smooth body) and Jason Knightley (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth body) get down on a public stairwell. Dolph takes Jason's large unclipped tool down his gullet wrapping his right fist around the shaft and jerking that thang and really goes to town on that mouth-watering joint. Jason obviously digs the blowjob filling the area with loud moans 'n groans and shoots a large load in Dolph's mouth and on his tongue. 

Still horny, Jason chows down on Dolph's turgid uncut tube steak cramming his windpipe full and stretching his mouth to accommodate that big fat slab of meat. Nursing the large purple head and stroking the chubby shaft, Jason gives one heck of a jaw job. There are plenty of hot cock sucking close-ups in the scene while both dudes give and receive. Dolph busts a thick nut on Jason's tongue, in his hungry mouth, and on the floor.

Scene Five:

Paul Valery (very cute with short dark hair, toned/smooth/slender body) and Ralph Woods (scenes two and three) sling back glasses of red wine and discuss their big dicks. Back in the privacy of Paul's bedroom, the guys hungrily make out practically swallowing one another's hot wet tongues while feeling those sexy toned bodies. Ralph pushes Paul down on the bed and yanks down his new pal's blue jeans and boxers revealing huge fat unclipped prick. He quickly grabs that thang as if someone is about to take it way and chows down sliding his talented mouth up 'n down and cramming as much down his throat as humanly possible without the assistance of oxygen tubes. Dude gives some very good head! Ralph actually deep throats that member all the way down on Paul's full dark pubes! Hot!

Wanting a taste too, Paul blows Ralph's big uncut cock jacking the long meaty shaft with his right fist, nursing the purple knob, and cramming it down his gullet giving some excellent head. Both dudes are very into each other and the action. Paul slides his big thang up Ralph's tight lightly hairy asshole using long, full 'n lubed strokes in the doggy-style position with hot penetration shots from below. Paul kicks it up a notch and really drills his buddy in the missionary position sliding that fat hog in 'n out of that tight little twink hole pulling all the way out and plunging back in while Ralph gives his own big dick a good hand shake. Ralph shoots a large thick load of joy juice on his chest and stomach while Paul cuts loose squirting his jizz all over Ralph's chest and stomach. Ralph is drenched with delicious man goo.

Scene Six:

Brandon Manilow (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth body) and Joey Amis (cute with short brown hair, toned/smooth body) are shirtless and relaxing in a very inviting outdoor area filled with comfortable lounge furniture and large pillows. Joey is soon taking Brandon's hard 'n fat unclipped beef down his throat giving a hot blowjob while Brandon pinches his own hard nipples. Switching up, Brandon sucks Joey's stiff unclipped cock nursing the large purple knob and sliding his mouth up 'n down giving excellent head while pulling on his own pork. The dudes make out with plenty of hot wet tongue action leading Brandon to straddle his pal and rub/jack their hard tools together leading to more hot oral action with smoldering eye contact.

Brandon screws Joey's tight hairy butt hole from behind fast, smooth, 'n hard with plenty of hot penetration shots from below making Joey cry out with sheer pleasure and filling the air with loud moans, groans, and heavy breathing. Switching to the side/missionary and then to the more traditional missionary positions, Brandon continues to pleasure his buddy with pulse racing butt sex with hot close-ups of the penetration. Both dudes are very into the action and each other.  Joey is the first to blast off dumping a thick load on his fist. Brandon follows by shooting a large thick load on Joey's tongue and in his waiting mouth. Hot!

Scene Seven:

After stuffing his mouth with BBQ and beer, our Canadian hottie Ralph pulls his new pal Todd Rosset (cute with short brown hair, toned/smooth/slender body) away from the festivities for someplace more private. The horny lads soul kiss with deep tongues and Todd sinks to his knees taking Ralph's gigantic unclipped wonder into his mouth nursing the flared purple knob and cramming as much as he can into his mouth. There are some very mouth-watering close-ups provided here of that delicious knob. Ralph gets down on his haunches and blows Todd's big stiff unclipped member giving some excellent head sliding his mouth up 'n down and deep throating all the way down to brown pubes leading Todd to bust a large thick nut on Ralph's shoulder.

Todd lays back in the missionary position with legs spread wide exposing his tight shaved asshole and Ralph munches down on that tasty pucker giving one heck of a rim job in hot extreme close-ups. Ralph soon slides his huge cock up that tight chute using long 'n smooth strokes with plenty of very hot penetration close-ups shot from below as that organ glides in 'n out. Switching up for some doggy-style, Ralph continues to bang his new buddy fast 'n lubed with more delicious close-ups of the butt fucking penetration. Reaching the point of no return, Ralph shoots a large thick load all over his friend's bum. Hot load!

Scene Eight:

Ralph Woods is relaxing after his last lusty romp in a bathtub equipped with a soothing hand-held jet stream and playing with that Godzilla dong when Luke Hamill (cute with brown/blond hair, toned/smooth/tanned body) barges in and grabs that big schlong jacking it and working that foreskin while the dudes kiss with hot wet tongues. Luke chows down on that stupendous dong gorging on it while jacking the shaft, working the foreskin, and receiving a very groovy face fuck! In return, Ralph gets down on his new pal's hard unclipped prick giving some excellent head sliding his mouth up 'n down and deep throating down to brown pubes. Luke repositions himself in the missionary position with legs up in the air and his tight shaved bunghole on full display. Ralph really roots around giving an excellent rim job with some very tasty and extreme close-ups on wet tongue on pulsing pucker. Hot!

Wanting to share the exotic/forbidden pleasure, Luke munches down on Ralph's tight lightly hairy butt hole in hot extreme close-ups as he tongues the pulsing rosebud. He fucks Ralph in the missionary position using fast, smooth, 'n hard strokes with plenty of hot penetration close-ups shot from below. Both dudes are very into the action and one another as they fill the room with loud heavy breathing, moans, sighs, pouts, and groans. Switching to some doggy-style, Luke continues to drill his buddy fast 'n hard with more neat-o penetration close-ups from behind. Wild with lust, Ralph plays a frenzied game of the ol' sink/bounce while Luke humps upward to fill that tight bunghole with his big plump nuts slappin' back 'n forth and to 'n fro. Ralph shoots a thick load on his stomach and dark pubes. Luke busts a thick nut on his fist.


French Kiss is shot directly on high quality video and presented in wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The videography is excellent providing full coverage of all the action plus plenty of hot cock sucking and butt sex penetration close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they speak Czech (English subtitles provided) and all the usual lusty sounds of male-on-male action.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, an oral/anal/cum compilation, and trailers for: "Pinups Blondes" and "The Private Life of Josh Elliot.


Bel Ami Studios and director George Duroy once again do not disappoint with French Kiss. The direction is solid, the videography and editing are excellent, and the sex is hot. Each scene is beautifully shot with soothing set colors that really compliment each erotic romp. The guys all give energetic performances and are clearly into the action and each other. My personal favorites here are: Keanu Faria, Paul Valery, Dolph Lambert, Josh Elliot, and cutie Ralph Woods. I Highly Recommend for fans of cute young (age 18+) Central European dudes with big uncut cocks.

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