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Seasoned Players 5

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 7/26/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: MILF

Director: Tom Byron

Cast: Victoria Valentino, Brenda James, Kayla Quinn, Olivia O'lovely, Midori, Tom Byron

Length: 133 minutes

Date of Production: 4/25/2008

Extras: The Bonus Footage is compiled of five separate interviews of the lovely ladies. This footage is called Backstage with Craig Dare. He interviews Victoria Valentino first. She mentions several of her favorite strip clubs to dance in as well as her favorite sexual positions. One of her faves is doggystyle. The next interview is Brenda James. We find out that her first sex scene on film was on her birthday and that her sexual technique is the same on and off screen. As she plainly puts it "What you see is what I am." Kayla Quinn's footage informs the audience that she has had a full life. We learn that she was in the Air Force, is a cancer survivor, can sew, cook, bake, make candies and soap, and had volunteered at an animal shelter. The fourth interview is Olivia O'lovely. The highlight of her conversation is how nervous she was when she had sex for the first time. As for Midori's interview, she spoke about how bored she got while living in the "real" world. These small interviews allow the stars to be more personal. Their fans get to gain some insight on their private life. There is also a photo gallery of all five women. Trailers of three Tom Byron Pictures DVDs are featured in the trailers section. They are House of Ass 8, Lord of Asses X, and POV Cock Suckers #5. It is a very good preview of the performers and their performances. In the More Fun section, there are over a dozen advertisements from phone sex to getting videos on your cell phone. All in all, the extras are an excellent collection of very useful information.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: This DVD is presented in a 1.33:1 full frame. However, during the short interviews in the Bonus Footage and main body of the movie, a widescreen is used. Furthermore, in the main body, the screen would move from widescreen to fullscreen and back depending if the actress is doing the interview or posing for the camera. The audio and video quality during these scenes are very good. As to the sex scenes, most of the footage is very well done however there is some shadowy video. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps. For the most part, it was easy to hear the actresses and Tom. There might have been one or two times when it was not as clear, but it was never a hindrance to the scene.

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Overview: Tom Byron Pictures is the creation of porn veteran Tom Byron. It does not feel that he has been in this business for so many years. How time flies? Seasoned Players 5 is a part of his successful Seasoned Players series. He enjoys working with mature women and that could be because he is a seasoned player as well. A signature part of this series is the interview at the beginning of each scene. Tom asks several questions to each performer before they do their deed. It allows each woman to show off their personality. It is a very useful segment for the audience.

Scene One: Victoria Valentino, a very sexy long haired brunette, is interviewed first by the Byron man aka the B man. She is very charming as she mentions her hobbies, her personal website, and her MySpace page. Her exotic appearance captures the viewer and you are unable to keep your eyes off her. When she gives the B man his first oral treat, I like how the camera angle captures her hanging adorable tits. Did I mention that she is a sexy woman already? Of course, I did. She is gorgeous looking. After being pleasured by Victoria for a while, Tom removes her panties and returns the favor. Afterwards, the Byron man sticks his manhood inside her and pounds her which makes her moan with delight. Later on, the required doggystyle scene occurs with good intensity. When she rides his cock later on, her facial expressions are amazing. You can tell that she is feeling it. It is very effective. Later on, the audience gets a great view of her amazing ass when she does the cowgirl position. The money shot is alright. It is not spectacular, but it's worthy.

Scene Two: Brenda James, the former lingerie model and newcomer to the porn biz, is a worthwhile addition to this movie. She is a cute woman with shoulder length straight blonde hair. Dressed in a sexy red conservative blouse and skirt, Ms. James looks very yummy. After a very short makeout scene in front of the bed, Tom Byron does not take long to turn around Brenda and suck her pussy through her skirt's slit. He takes ample opportunity tasting her two lower orifices. Afterwards, the B man finds out why Ms. James prefers the guys over the gals. She is a sucking machine. She is a star in the making. The best part of her scene is the doggystyle part on the bed as they are laying on their sides. She looks like she is enjoying it. There are moments when she is smiling. Furthermore, Tom Byron is more vocal as he pounds her. He probably got motivated when he saw that she was smiling and having fun. As to the climax, he sprays her face with his load and she sucks him clean.

Scene Three: Kayla Quinn or previously known as Kayla Cam looks very sexy lounging next to the pool in her business suit. Even with glasses on, she looks hot. Kayla calls her ass a double bubble which means that you can bounce on it for days. When the makeout stuff begins, Kayla is already on her knees giving Tom Byron an oral delight. I especially like the slurping noises that she makes during this period of time. It is a big turn on. After the tit fucking moments and riding his love machine, Kayla has her awesome butthole spread to show the viewer what is about to happen. As she lays on her back, the B man slides his cock inside her ass. She seems to enjoy the anal stuff. After a terrific scene of doggystyle, the climax fills her mouth with cum. Scene three is the second best scene on the DVD.

Scene Four: Olivia O'lovely is a very cute brunette woman who has had many trysts with the B man on film. Some of her past film work that she has collaborated with Mr. Byron on are Big Ass Fixation 1 and 3, House of Ass 2, and POV Cock Suckers 4. During her interview, she mentions that she will be retiring this year. She is planning to get her master's degree in psychology. Her dog is named Taffy and she shows him off to the audience. This is the first time that she has worn professional clothing in her performance with Tom. In all of her previous scenes with him, she had always worn jeans.

When the action begins, they are kissing in front of the couch in the living room. After her clothes are removed, he attacks her ass and pussy with his mouth from behind. She has a fantastic ass. Tom gives his full attention to her rear knowing how awesome it is. Later, her oral fixation on his cock is very good. Afterwards, we get to see Olivia ride it and bounce on it. Furthermore, when the vaginal sex scenes occur, he pounds on it hard. I got hard watching them. There was a lull in the intensity during the doggystyle parts, but it was effective because it allowed me to gain my breath before the action heated up again. The viewer can tell that there is a personal chemistry between them when they kiss at the end of their fuckfest. As to the cum shot, it splatters all over her face and I was still amazed in wonderment about what I had saw.

Scene Five: The best is left for the last. The veteran Midori is wearing a bright yellow dress that makes her very insatiable. She and Tom Byron are having a fun and silly conversation on the couch. They reminisce about the early years in their careers. When the real action begins, they are kissing in front of the bed and it does not take him long to get to her rear. While being penetrated by Tom, she is enjoying it. Along with her very loud moans and groans, Midori also has a very broad smile on her face at times. The scene gets better when Mr. Byron slides his manhood into her rear and her body shakes and quivers. You can see the anguish on her face. It is top-notch stuff. The way she grinds her teeth, moans, and groans are super footage in porn film making. At the end, his load covers her pussy and ass. It is no surprise why Midori is the first Black woman who has ever won an AVN award.

Final Thoughts: Seasoned Players 5 has made a true fan out of this reviewer. I cannot wait to watch the other ones in this series. The sex is fantastic and we get a glimpse into who these adult actresses are when they are not working. The interviews allow them to show that they are not beautiful sex machines who can only suck and fuck. They are well rounded women with lives that do not revolve around sex twenty four hours and three hundred and sixty five days a year. I highly recommend this movie.

Apache Warrior

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