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Porn Star Brides Vol. 1


Studio: Juicy Entertainment » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 7/28/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Juicy Entertainment
Genre: 
All-Sex

Condoms: None

Length: 170 Minutes

Date Of Production: 06/01/08

Cast: Sienna West, Eva Angelina, Brooke Banner, Angelina Valentine and Joslyn James

Special Features:

Interactive Menus

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.





Scene 1 - Sienna West and Ryan Madison. Sienna and Ryan have just had a punk wedding. Now, it's time for the sweet fucking. It's all-vag, so there's no speciality fucking to get some of you guys off. The dick gets sucked, the tits and clit are licked. Everything's rather standard.

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The first scene sets up a weird tone for the film. What's going down? Honestly, what makes sense out of everything going on here? Why should I care? The chick's hot and the dude doesn't keep trying to stick his dick into frame.


 


Scene 2 - Eva Angelina and Ryan Madison

Eva is here to remember her wedding day. That quickly turns into wedding night fuckery with Ryan Madison. I'm not sure if there's some hidden continuity, but how many Porn Star brides can one man have? The sex is normal, but what threw me for a loop was all the talking. I've never heard Eva Angelina dedicate so much time in a scene to yammering about how much she wants it. This goes past basic moans and groans, she almost draws Ryan a map to her vagina.



Scene 3 - Brooke Banner and Ryan Madison.


I'm pretty sick of Ryan Madison by now. The guy's got no game outside of basting every chick he sees with his cum. The scene is weaksauce and it does Brooke Banner a great disservice. She's fucked better in the past and her talents are ultimately wasted here. What the fuck, guys? What the fuck.



Scene 4 - Angelina Valentine and Ryan Madison.

Angelina Valentine is all about the cock. She won't take off her bridal outfit, while getting pounded. It adds a new layer of kink, especially with those long black gloves. Hot damn, I love a lady in gloves. The fucking is pretty good, but ultimately it justs leads to a cum bath. Let's try something a little different, Mr. Madison.



Scene 5 - Joslyn James and Ryan Madison.

Joslyn and Ryan take the bridal fuck tour of their new home. They pound beaver in the guest room. They bump box in the master bedroom. Does anything change? No. Am I left wondering what the fuck is the point of this disc by the end of the film? Yes.


Final Thoughts:
Porn Star Brides had the opportunity to do much more with the fantasy element. It was squandered by turning it into a Ryan Madison highlight reel. What the hell is that? How can you drop the ball and just not go for the easy win? Some things will always be a mystery to me.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.


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