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Memphis Does Hollywood

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 7/28/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Hustler Video

Director:Cesar Bonobo

Condoms: Varies

Length: 115 Minutes

Date Of Production: 12/01/07

Cast: Memphis Monroe, Jasmine Byrne, Samantha Ryan, Sheila Marie, Hailey Young, Justin Magnum, TJ Cummings, Lee Stone and Chris Cannon

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Behind the Scenes
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

Scene 1 - Jasmine Byrne and Justin Magnum. Jasmine and Justin are up first. It takes away the focus of the intro scene that sets up the film's plot. But, at least we get to see the rich old man's family fuck. Jasmine is Memphis's friend and she gets to seduce the family lawyer played by Justin Magnum. She sucks and fucks like a pro, but what else would she do?

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Jasmine dominates this opening and it makes me wonder if the rest of the film can keep up. Fuck, why didn't they try to slip Memphis into this? She's going to lose the focus of her film. Oh well, I didn't direct it.


Scene 2 - Memphis Monroe and Samantha Ryan.

Memphis gets to meet her new family, but no one likes her. Except for the maid that wants to eat her cunt. So, it's up to Memphis and Samantha to feel each other out. They do it swimmingly and we get to see some insane fucking go down. Truly wonderful and full of sinful lust. Amazing to the last minute.

Scene 3 - Sheila Marie and Jack Lawrence.

Memphis tries to teach her new family members how to fuck. She starts the anal sex lesson and leaves. So, it's up to Sheila and Jack to discover their assplay love together. It's amazing how bizarre the scene is. But, what do you know? It could do something for the people who love it in the butt.

Scene 4 - Hailey Young and Lee Stone.

It's another scene of Memphis trying to teach the family to open up and except fucking into their loves. Hailey and Lee get most of the focus, but they don't really run with it. Memphis and company seem to be waiting in the wings to guide them by the hand. I don't want instructional porn. Hell, I don't want instructional amateur porn that's really a high-quality production. Wow, the meta-fictional levels of that sexcapade just blew my mind. It hurts something terrible. 

Scene 5 - Memphis Monroe and Chris Cannon.

Memphis and Chris are up for the finale. Chris is kind of a freak that wants to hold back his sexual side. But, Memphis throws down the hammer. She says rock the clit and fuck like a champ. She whips out the country accent and pushes Chris to the point of hot fucking. It's sweet and it shows several steps in the right direction. What kills me is the fact that nothing really adds up to a satisfying conclusion. Why did we only get one real scene of Memphis getting pounded?

Final Thoughts:
Memphis Monroe is one of the new bright shining stars of porn. It's just that this solo adventure was a little rocky. A better script and more of a focus on Memphis fucking could've saved it. But, it's still good. I'd recommend it as a cautious buy.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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