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Naked Pen, The

Studio: VCA » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 7/27/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

This 1993 VCA production stands was directed by Wes Emerson (who was one of the most prominent directors of the nineties and who is still going strong) and features an interesting cast of the era's starlets, many of whom are now almost entirely forgotten. Such is the nature of the industry!

At any rate, the film follows a writer (played by Tom Byron) who lets his fantasies spill out onto the pages that he types as he guides his character, Special Agent Taylor (Mike Horner)through various escapades. What starts off as a fairly straightforward story about a man rescuing a woman soon into a hardcore sex romp with bad acting, a horrible soundtrack, and even worse dialogue! Ah... early nineties porn, how we miss you so...

Chapter 1 - Tiffany Million and Mike Horner: Mike visits Tiffany in her office and before you know it the pair are naked on top of her desk. She blows him and then he gets her on all fours and eats her out from behind. He flips her over and fingers her, and then he starts to fuck her pussy missionary style. She gets back down on all fours and he pounds away at her from behind for a bit before flipping her over and fucking her missionary style again. He pulls out and she strokes him off onto her face to end the scene.

Chapter 2 - Alicia Rio and Traci Winn: These two lovelies are in jail together when the mood hits them for a little lipstick lesbian loving! They undress and suck on one another's tits to warm up before taking turns going down on each other and fingering one another. They do that need 'grind your pussy into my pussy' move that's popular in lesbian porn and come to a mutual climax to finish things off.

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Chapter 3 - Melanie Moore and Mike Horner: Mike wakes Melanie up and they get naked. He climbs into bed and gets on top of her and then he goes down on her for quite a while. She blows him and they move into a sixty-nine before he fucks her missionary style. He flips her onto her side and takes her from behind for a few minutes and then she holds onto the bed frame so that he can hammer at her from behind. He pulls and finishes by jerking off onto the top of her rather splendid ass.

Chapter 4 - Alicia Rio, Traci Winn and Mike Horner: Alicia masturbates by herself to start this scene off. Mike comes into the cell and gets on top of Traci and they fool around for a bit. He eats her out and she blows him and then he fucks her from behind while she bends over the bed. Alicia comes into the cell and Mike fucks her missionary style for a minute before pulling out and shooting a load across her cute little belly.

Chapter 5 - Francesca Le, Tiffany Million and Tom Byron: Tom comes into Tiffany's office and she takes her top off. They site on the leather couch and he sucks her tits. She blows him while he fingers her and then she lies back with her legs spread wide so that he can eat her out. He fucks her doggy style and then missionary style when Francesca walks in on them. Tom undresses her and she climbs on top of him and rides him cowgirl style while Tiffany's tongue flicks around in the action zone. Tiffany sits on Tom's face and Francesa moves in and licks at her ass a bit while the ladies both ride him. Francesca takes it doggy style and eats Tiffany out while Tom bones her and the Tom pulls out and shoots all over the top of her ass.

All in all, this one holds up fairly well once you get past the dated fashions and 'shot with a camcorder' look and feel. The cast are enthusiastic and the girls are all quite attractive and enthusiastic. Nostalgia for the era might play a part in one's appreciation for the film but the sex is steamy and even if the plot is dopey as dopey can be, at least the picture is well shot, and let's face it, you're not watching this one for the storyline anyway.



This feature was shot on video and is presented on this DVD fullframe. For a movie that's roughly fifteen years old, The Naked Pen doesn't look terrible here, in fact, it looks pretty good. The colors are a little faded and there's a lot of heavy aliasing in some scenes and there are minor problems with the contrast but the picture is clean and clear and stable for the most part. It's far from reference quality but for an older shot on video production, it's perfectly watchable.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 sound mix is in English and is pretty standard stuff, no better, no worse. Dialogue comes through clear enough and there I didn't notice any problems as far as synching or levels are concerned. It's hardly an Earth shattering mix in any way, but it serves the film just fine and the cheesy Casio soundtrack sounds alright.


Extras are limited to trailers for seven other VCA/Hustler DVD titles, a still gallery of ten hardcore images set to music from the movie, an internet link, phone sex ads, still menus and chapter selection for the feature.

Final Thoughts:

If you're okay with the dated aspects of an early nineties production or, more specifically, you hold an affinity for the era's corny brand of smut, then The Naked Pen is for you. The sex is hot and the movie looks pretty good, making it easy to overlook the lackluster supplements. Recommended.

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