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H.J's Keep It Right There 2

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/29/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Giselle Hymes

Keep It Right There 2

Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice/Nevaquit Productions

Satine Phoenix!

Genre: Interracial

Director: HJ

Vanessa Lynn!

Cast: Giselle Hymes, Josh Stone, Satine Phoenix, HJ, Vanessa Lynn, Courtney Cummz, Luana, Eva Cruz, Trina Michaels, Nat Turnher, Luscious Lopez, Gianna, Magic/Majik

Courtney Cummz

Length: 154:31 minutes


Date of Production: 5/29/2008

Eva Cruz

Extras: The best extra was the 20:54 minute long section of Bonus Footage that amounted to a short but interesting Behind the Scenes look at the show. There was a helpful cast list, some trailers, a photogallery, and a pop shot compilation from the scenes.

Trina Michaels!

Condoms: None

Luscious Lopez and Gianna!

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Audio/Video Quality: Keep It Right There 2 was presented in the original 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director HJ for release by Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice as presented in the MPEG-2 codec used for standard definition releases these days. I have really liked most of the titles in the Buttman series, accepting that they rely more on attitude and appreciation for ass than the technical skills of the directors employed so if you don't expect too much in terms of the way the shows look and you'll be okay. This time, the lighting was a bit more off then usual with the camera angles often too heavily focused on POV action, primarily since HJ was the main man in terms of operating the equipment. The camera always seemed to favor the ladies when they were in tease mode but the action provided too many challenges to HJ's skills in my opinion. There were some compression artifacts and a few moments when the audio seemed to be out of synchronization but it wasn't the worst looking gonzo title I've seen of late. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) with the ladies speaking English, allowing for them to communicate their appreciation for the ass worshiping the director provided them all. The music wasn't much to speak of but the focal point of the visuals always seemed to be kept in mind so I was okay with the overall presentation.

Body of Review: HJ has been directing for Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice a little in recent times; providing his own vision that shows a love of ass that I can identify with so I try to pick up his releases whenever they come out. His most recent release for the company was Keep It Right There 2, an interracial love fest where he boned some hot hunnies with superior asses. The company website said it like this: "In HJ's followup to his popular Keep It Right There, several hot ladies show off their teasing and cocksucking skills, mixed with a couple of full-on fucking scenes. Foxy Latina Giselle does a private show on a stripper pole, then spreads lotion on herself and gives a lengthy blowjob to Josh Stone. Thick white girl Vanessa Lynn gets fucked by HJ, and later, Courtney Cummz blows him while wearing a cute pink bikini. Sultry blonde Eva Cruz teases us in the bubble bath, then sucks and fucks Josh until he comes on her stomach. We also follow around Luana, a hot latin babe with an enormous fat ass, who goes down on HJ's knob; pretty Trina Michaels gives Nat Turnher a juicy blowjob; and big booty'd Luscious Lopez and Gianna Michaels strut around the backyard before sucking big black Magic's dick in various locations. The Keep It Right There #2 disc includes 21 minutes of behind-the-scenes footage and six Buttman Magazine Choice trailers." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Giselle Hymes, the short but stout young brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first with cameraman Josh Stone after the lady oiled herself up and gave him a tease worth dropping a load to. Her leopard print outfit showed she had some junk in her trunk, the gal working it as the thumping score gave me a headache. She initially didn't want to do a black man but Josh worked his magic on her and she was soon slobbing his knob to completion; the combination of oral and hand action skills causing him to unleash his wad of population pudding faster than usual. It was a solid start to the flick.

Scene Two: Satine Phoenix, a gal with a rainbow of hair (emphasis on red) and a curvy hot body, was up next as she discussed her aura with HJ on the bed. The blowjob she gave him was so perfect that he remarked on the back cover how it was "the best blowjob I've ever had on film". I liked the tease too but she definitely had some sweet chemistry and a charisma displayed during the scene that made her one to look for more often. POV hummers are a dime a dozen these days but Satine was something special according to the director.

Scene Three: Vanessa Lynn, a chunky little cutie with a "fluffy" body, was up next as she teased on the bed in front of HJ, her standard issue lingerie looking nice on her as she masturbated and otherwise enhanced her performance, soon working on his cock in her pussy. That she used a Rabbit Habit vibrator like the one I reviewed a long time ago was kind of cool too, the robust gal able to handle it plunging deep inside of her with the help of a chunk of visible lube. I thought she looked especially good while blowing his juice soaked cock and squatting down but her enthusiasm was nicely shown, I just wish more positions were provided that would have proved how active she could have been during the penetrative sex. She finished him off with a great hummer, swallowing the load of semen easily.

Scene Four: Courtney Cummz, a contract gal for far too long (especially since their overly sensitive staffers are afraid of honesty in reviews these days), was up next in a pink bikini with HJ as his girlfriend Envy Mi watched them. Courtney blew him to completion as much to get Envy's biscuit juices off the rod but it did display how playful and talented Courtney could be (as a fan, let me put it simply and say she is a world class cock sucker). It ended with her swallowing the load of course. Yum!

Scene Five: Luana, a short gal with huge hips and ass as seen featured on the top half of the front cover, displayed her Brazilian derriere during a shoot for Justin Slayer, HJ taking advantage of his time south of the border to follow her around at the beach and get a knob slobbing worth bragging about. Call her thick, phat, or curvy, the lady was another that could suck a golf ball through a garden hose with a smile on her face, concentrating on the head as she gave some. Nice!

Scene Six: Eva Cruz, a curvy blond with a nice smile seen on the lower left corner of the cover, was up next as she bathed in a tub, the soap suds clinging to her body like an internet stalker before working with Josh Stone (who picked up the South Beach gal specifically for this scene). She followed his lead and teased some more to his specifications, inviting him in with her so she could wrap her lips around him and savor the taste of his rod. They then moved to the bedroom where the blowjob was not enough for her, the gal jumping on his cock to the surprise of Josh. She let him actively ride her too, the guy rubbing out a premature load before she could get totally into it as she wanted before his sprayed his wad on her abdomen.

Scene Seven: Trina Michaels, a freaky gal that happens to be one of the nicest ladies in porn that is still willing to do it all, was up next as she spied Nat Turnher with a semi eyeing her after her earlier scene. She had just cleaned up and was feeling frisky, the earlier scene not getting her off enough so she aggressively took the reins and began teasing him on camera. That led to her giving him a combination blowjob, handjob, and lengthy titty fuck as she aurally enhanced the moment; getting off by getting him off while wearing her eye glasses and keeping her blue dress on. She ate the results off her own hand and waved goodbye to the camera with a smile on her face.

Scene Eight: Luscious Lopez and Gianna, the ladies seen on the lower middle of the cover by the pool, were up last as they double teamed Magic (aka: Majik) outside. Luscious wore a neon pink two piece bathing suit and Gianna was wearing a flimsy black negligee, the camera spending almost as much time following them around to see their ass cheeks shake, the scene shot for Justin Slayer according to the dialogue between HJ and Majik. Gianna took the lead here but Luscious gave head just as aggressively, the ladies kneeling by the bridge to clean the guy's wand. His cock was nothing special in terms of size but the ladies still showed him all the loving possible as they inhaled it in various ways, titty fucking him after they moved back towards the house. It was a great way to end the movie as both ladies are on my favored list, the eye contact showing they were trying to get him off quickly even as he jerked it out himself. A full scene would have been better and while it was clearly shot for a website of oral tricks, these two ladies are always welcome in a flick I review.

Summary: Keep It Right There 2 by director HJ for Evil Angel Buttman Magazine Choice was not his most consistent work to date but some of the performances were off the hook in terms of how a few of the ladies really shined like stars. The fact that HJ concentrated so much on raw energy and enthusiasm instead of polished looks and editing out all the nuances that make him different were enough to merit a rating of Recommended. If you like tease footage, curvy women from all kinds of races, and a guy that loves showing them off, Keep It Right There 2 should be on your short list of gonzo titles to pick up.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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