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Cum Face Fuck Dolls!


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 7/29/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand


Claudia Downs and Lee Bang (click for trailer)

Cum Face Fuck Dolls!

Evil Angel/Jake Malone Inc.

Addison Lee

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jake Malone

Kyanna Lee

Cast: Claudia Downs, Lee Bang, Addison Lee, Jazz Duro, Kyanna Lee, Lee Bang, Beverly Hillz, Dahlia Denyle, John Strong, Rebeca Linares; The Cocks (Brandon Iron, Alex Gonz, D. Snoop, Dick Nasty, Joe Blow, Draeden, Tone Capone, Ryan Knox, Steve James, Johnny Fender)

Beverly Hillz and Dahlia Denyle

Length: 135:13 minutes

Date of Production: 4/21/2008

Rebeca Linares!

Extras: There were some fair extras this time, a 18:52 minute long Behind the Scenes feature (where the ladies showed they were acting, at least some of them), just a photogallery, some limited filmographies, a cast list, and 9 trailers to shows like Fuck Slaves 3, Bitchcraft #3, Nice Fucking View #3, Bitchcraft 2, Gang Bang My Face 3, Teens Corrupted, Blacksnake Bitches, Own My Ass 2, Bitchcraft 1, Fuck Slaves, Fuck Slaves 2, Gang Bang My Face, Nice Fucking View 1, and Own My Ass 1.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Cum Face Fuck Dolls! was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec of SD release. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over a few of his recent releases by using nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel, even stable in the portions where the lighting was decent. The bitrate it was offered in was hovering largely around the mid 3 Mbps range so it wasn't the best looking title of the day but still pretty decently made overall. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English in 192 Kbps using a 48 kHz sampling rate and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.

Body of Review: Jake Malone is like a whole lot of people I've met over the years so his directing work at Evil Angel often reminds me of the kinky bastard deep inside of our collective psyche. Not content with merely fucking young hotties half (or less) his age, Jake seeks out the ladies that really enjoy the way he pushes them to their limits, effectively pushing better scenes out of them in many cases. My experience is that Belladonna pushes the ladies further than Jake but he runs a close second at the company with his works such as Cum Face Fuck Dolls!, his latest title making it my way. The idea of the five scenes is to show a performer have sex with one primary partner and then have a number of losers come over to pop loads of population pudding on the faces of the gals. The idea that they are then "glazed & fucked" as it states on the cover it met. Here's what the website said about the show: "After an introductory facial, pretty young ladies each get continuously fucked while their faces are progressively coated with the jizz of several dudes. These sluts don't even stop pumping long enough to wipe their face clean! Then, after the sex, even more guys step in and shoot their loads on the lucky princess! Sleaze merchant Jake Malone takes sexual degradation to the next level in five scenes of gooey mayhem. Petite Addison Lee is fiercely banged by Jazz Duro while several cocks jack their juice all over her. Foxy brunettes Dahlia Denyle and Beverly Hills get kissy, and the cum really starts flying; one chick fucks, while the other orally services the dicks in the crowd... with messy results. CumFaceFuckDolls has six girls in five scenes, an extensive cumshot recap, behind-the-scenes footage and 12 Jake Malone trailers." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Claudia Downs, the cute little Missy Monroe lookalike featured on the center of the front cover, was up first with her main partner turning out to be muscular Lee Bang. She masturbated in her pink shorts and fishnet stockings outside the house, getting a preliminary load before walking over to blow the guy on a lounging chair as she showed she was up to inhaling his large, black cock. As expected, they moved inside to fuck, that being standard these days for companies not wanting the cops to show up on their sets. He went right to banging her hardcore style, bending her over a chair to tear into her perfect pussy, some slapping elevating the dynamic a bit as she wanted from him. She was an active vaginal rider when on top but Lee preferred her passive, holding her down and eventually moving to anal where he spread her pucker open for impaling. She did some taste testing and sucked his load out of his balls, looking rough well with the rest of "The Cocks" unleashing their anonymous seed on her face as the scene progressed. She did swallow Lee's load to finish up the show, Jake complimenting her as the first "Cum Face Fuck Doll" of what will presumably become a series.

Scene Two: Addison Lee, the cute brunette seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she puffed away on a cancer stick, keeping in line with the theme by taking a load of jizz to her mouth (and swallowing it) without missing a beat, her interview with Jake only interrupted to start sucking off Jazz Duro in the living room. She was leaner than usual and her chest tattoo was emblazoned where she will always remember her place in life, aggressively working his cock orally as he began to throat fuck her. She then presented herself to him by bending over, Jazz pounding her hard to her delight, and yanking her hair as Jake commented. Various members of "The Cocks" would walk up and dump wads of semen into her mouth as the scene progressed too, the rougher aspect of the situation touched upon repeatedly with her sucking his penis several times. She had fun the entire time as the multitude of racial mopes (white and black) dropped off seed to her face, her active riding enhanced by the smile and laughter she provided. I think I want to see more of her work after this one. Nice!

Scene Three: Kyanna Lee, the chunky Asian gal seen on the lower right hand side of the cover, was up next and guys that appreciate exotic chicks will likely find her quite appealing as she fooled around with a glass dildo on her shaven pussy. She wasn't my type at all but Lee Bang liked her sucking his dick even if she took intermittent loads to her face and mouth throughout the scene. She masturbated and Jake talked too much, "The Cocks" taking any chance they could to drop loads as she fucked and sucked the cock of Lee. Her large pussy swallowed his dick at least as well as her hungry mouth so the cavernous twat did little to awaken my own libido, passively riding in most positions and her attempts at dirty talk unconvincing. It was a vaginal scene too so anal fans will feel shortchanged.

Scene Four: Beverly Hillz and Dahlia Denyle, two trampy looking brunettes wearing dresses that looked like they came from Goodwill, were up next with some lesbian action as well as studly John Strong giving them what they wanted. While both gals had potential, neither really worked for me here due to the huge volumes of makeup and the sleepy look they sported, making me want to see them in a thematic show that I prefer. The Cocks joined in as always and the ladies gave the impression that they liked pussy more than semen going to their faces, the licking they did on each other the best part of the show. Dahlia seemed particularly unimpressed with cock and continually went to get some pussy (or give it up) to Beverly, her alt-look weakening her appeal here too. It wasn't a horrible scene but like the last one, it simply had little for me to enjoy, the vaginal porking being passive and the foot fetish aspects better for those that like it.

Scene Five: Rebeca Linares, a major hotty capable of elevating the heat in almost any scene she is in, was up next wearing a black fetish outfit as she masturbated to a light beat. Her exotic look included a model's hat and complimentary earrings, the gal looking like she stepped off Rodeo Drive more than anything as the scene started. Her striptease was the highlight of the show for me, the stripper pole helping her as she did herself and moved to the couch to take the initial load, being introduced to muscular John Strong by the couch. The Cocks did their deed as the show progressed, Rebeca leaving the wad of semen to her face as a reminder to John to refrain from kissing her, his attentive tongue situated between her lean legs as he went down on the purring sex pot. They were bumping uglies in no time too, Rebeca sometimes active but not consistently from what I saw. She even wore goggles to help deal with the population pudding rubbed out on her face throughout the scene, my appreciation of her this time limited.

Summary: Cum Face Fuck Dolls! by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel was far from his best effort of late and to be frank about it, I wasn't keen on the way the show provided the mopes coming in and interrupting to drop loads. I'm not a fan of facials to begin with so the idea of any chemistry weakened by guys getting in the way left me a bit put off and the best I could do for this one was to rate it as a Rent It. In short, Cum Face Fuck Dolls! will largely appeal to those of you into facials and anonymous sperm donors getting in the way of the hardcore sex, my preference being the ladies taking charge of draining the cocks themselves.

 


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