First of all, don't spell 'punks' with an X, otherwise it sounds like some sort of kid's candy or marketing gimmick, which, at this point in the game, it probably is. No offense to the lovely Joanna Angel and her crew - they're still pumping out quality alt porn long after many of us guessed they'd jump the shark - but the word 'punx' is annoying to those of us old enough to remember a world before Green Day. With that said, this latest release from Burning Angel, now 100% VCA free and distributed by Voyeur Media, compiles eight complete POV (point of view for those who don't dig on abbreviated terminology) scenes all of which are set to a killer score from New Jersey's finest, The Bouncing Souls. There's no plot to discuss, just eight scenes that kinda-sorta put a dick (that, if you have a good imagination, could be your own) in control of the curvy cuties put at your disposal thanks to the wonders of interactive DVD. On with the show.
Chapter 1 - Joanna Angel: Burning Angel's fairy godmother goes first, which is only proper. Some dirty talk and a strip tease soon give way to some masturbation and then a lengthy and enthusiastic blowjob. From there she gets on all fours on the bed in front of 'you' and takes it doggy style, first vaginally and then anally. She leaves her kilt and her jack boots on for the entire scene, which is a nice touch. She roles onto her back for more ass play, and then sucks cock for a bit before hopping on top for some anal cowgirl fun. After that she pulls off and sucks the anonymous cock to a splurting conclusion all over the floor which she greedily cleans up with her tongue. Yo Jo!
Chapter 2 - Chapel Waste: Chapel does her best to look disinterested while someone who is obviously James Deen (you can tell by the shh shh shh noises!) chats her up a bit. She shows off her body and then sucks cock for a bit before lying on the bed on her back, her combat boots still on, and getting fucked. She rides him cowgirl a bit and then sucks him off, eventually getting down on all fours and taking it doggy style (her ass looks delightful in this position). She roles over for some missionary style love, and then she titty fucks the anonymous dick for a bit before sucking him to a finish all over her lovely medium sized tits.
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Chapter 3 - Mayhem: This pierced cutie, who we'll hope wasn't named after that shitty Norwegian black metal band, chats us up a bit before getting down to business and giving a headless cock some very enthusiastic head. She lies on her back and takes it missionary style, then roles over and takes it from behind and we get a nice look at her rump. She looks kinda like Little Nell in The Rocky Horror Picture Show here - I wonder if that was on purpose? At any rate, she sucks some more dick and then slips a finger up her bum while she gets it doggy style. She rides the mystery dick cowgirl style, sucks more cock, and then gets a bit more missionary poking before a big wad of man chowder hammers her pert titties.
Chapter 4 - Eden: This dark haired cutie has too much make up on but once she strips it's hard to give a shit. She starts with a hummer and then takes it doggy style, her leather jacket and fishnets still on, and then she hops up on top for some anal cowgirl play. She gets fucked up the ass doggy style and then missionary style and finishes her scene by sucking the mystery penis to an explosive climax in her mouth.
Chapter 5 - Pinky Lee: Pinky talks for a minute or two and then gets down to business. She shows off her body and strips quickly and then heads down town and starts giving head at which point you realize how genuinely pretty her eyes are. I just had a Mooninite moment. Sorry. At any rate, she lies on her back and takes it missionary style to get the penetration action rocking, and then she rolls over for some enthusiastic doggy style fucking. She gives head and then rides him reverse cowgirl and then cowgirl, and after a few minutes of that she gets down on her knees so that the ever present cock can unload on her face. BLAM!
Chapter 6 - Jessie Lee: Something on the couch beside Jessie has been optically fogged, probably for copyright reasons or something, but it's annoying and distracting and I want to bitch about it. Regardless, after she talks to us about something for a minute or two she starts blowing the dick in front of her. She lies on her back and smacks her tits while she gets plowed missionary style and we get a look at the super rad devil horns/heavy metal salute tattoo she has on her mound. Too fucking cool. She bends over and gets fucked from behind, and then rides the cock cowgirl style for a couple of minutes. From there, she drops to her knees and strokes big willy off to a facial finish.
Chapter 7 - Jade Jolie: Jade strips and then starts sucking cock. She bends over and gets fucked doggy style on the couch before rolling over and taking it missionary style for a change, and then 'el cock' shifts gears on her and slips it up her bum just for kicks. She rubs her cunt and then rides him, anally, cowgirl style stopping only to suck his dick before getting down on all fours for some vaginal doggy style high jinks. It all culminates in Jade dropping to her knees and salivating all over her partners weinus until it splurts into her open mouth. Huzzah!
Chapter 8 - Pixie Pearl: Busty and beautiful Pixie lies on her back and talks to the camera for a minute but soon she's stroking and sucking the cock that pops into the frame. She rides him cowgirls style and then gets down to take it doggy style before sucking it again. She gets on her back and rubs her clit while she gets rammed missionary style, first vaginally and then anally. She's done a nice job shaving - no stubble - bonus points for that! She fingers herself while her ass gets plowed, then pulls the cock out and jerks it off all over her neck, tits and belly.
For the most part we have a nice, stable picture on a well-authored DVD. There aren't any edge enhancement problems and the picture is clean, clear and quite detailed with nice color reproduction and decent flesh tones. The 1.33.1 image is clean, colorful and easy on the eyes, though a few scenes definitely show some mpeg compression artifacts, which is mildly annoying.
The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans and yelps and yells. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine and the soundtrack, courtesy of The Bouncing Souls, sounds quite nice.
The only real extra on this disc is a Behind The Scenes (1:01:41) segment that is less a featurette than a simple collection of random behind the scenes footage. Joanna and Chapel get most of the screen time but some of the other performers pop up in here as well, as does a strange looking cat who wanders around the set (and appears in the end credits of the feature). This is all mildly amusing, but hardly essential viewing, but it does offer a candid and relaxed look at what it's like on a Burning Angel production shoot.
Aside from that, look for trailers for a few other Burning Angel DVD releases, a still gallery, a web-link, animated menus and scene selection.
While POV Punx doesn't do anything new with the whole POV concept, it at least uses an interesting looking cast of ladies and has fun doing it, which is the same mixture that makes most of the Burning Angel DVDs worth checking out. Video quality isn't great but there's a lot of material here to wank to and the material is hot enough that you won't have any problems in that department. Recommended.