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Mug Shots

Studio: Dirty Bird Pictures » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 8/5/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Date: April 2008

Directed By: Jett Blakk

The Movie:

When hunky new inmate Scott Campbell seduces a jail employee, is he looking for a soul mate or a chump to do his bidding?


Scott Campbell, Robbie Ireland, Chad Hunt, Geoffrey Paine, Wolf Hudson, Markus Ram, and Braxton Bond

The Dudes:

Mug Shots offers the viewer seven appealing dudes with dark and blond hair; buzz cuts; toned bodies; hairy and smooth chests; full and trimmed pubes; hairy, lightly hairy, and shaved assholes; cut 'n uncut cocks.

Run Time: 1 Hour and 34 Minutes

Condoms: Yes

Scene One:

Scott Campbell (good-looking cover dude with brown buzz cut, beard stubble, toned/hairy body) is thrown in the hoosegow and immediately grabs the attention (among other things) of jail photographer Robbie Ireland (good-looking with closely cropped brown hair, heavy beard stubble, toned/hairy body). It seems Robbie is a sucker for hot trouble and is soon making out with Scott using deep erotic tongues and getting down with some nipple licking 'n sucking. Scott sinks to his knees taking Robbie's fat hard cut cock down his gullet while grasping the pulsing organ with both hands and totally gorging on the delicious meat with plenty of deep throat.

He pushes Robbie against the wall and buries his face between those tasty butt cheeks munching down on that tight lightly hairy bunghole giving one heck of a rimming. "Yeah, man. Eat that ass! Tongue that hole!" There are some nice camera shots here of tongue on pucker but no close-ups. Half crazed with lust, Robbie yanks Scott's blue jeans and white briefs down revealing shortly trimmed pubes, plump balls, and a large chubby clipped dick. He jacks that mother fucker chowing down cramming his windpipe full and giving an excellent blowjob. Robbie slides his asshole up 'n down Scott's stiff pole playing a good ol' game of sink/bounce with some nice penetration shots from behind.

 Switching to the missionary position, Scott drills that hole using long, full, and smooth strokes with some nice penetration shots from above. The dudes are totally into each other and the action with Robbie crying out, "Pound my ass! Fuckin' plunge me! Are you gonna fuck the cum outta me?" Indeed Scott does. Robbie pulls his pork while being fucked and shoots a large thick load of jizz covering his stomach. Scott jerks off shooting a thick load on his hairy stomach while moaning loudly. Hot dudes!

Scene Two:

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Geoffrey Paine (handsome with brown buzz cut, beard, toned/hairy body with tattoos) and Wolf Hudson (good-looking with short curly brown hair, beard stubble, toned/smooth body with tattoos) are in bed making sweet delicious old-fashioned love with plenty of body rubbing and deep soul kissing as they hump and grind against one another.  At one point Wolf rolls on top of Geoffrey and spreads his buddy's butt cheeks exposing his tight hairy touchhole in hot close-up. Wolf sucks his pal's plump balls pulling on that sack with his mouth and then chows down on that fat rigid cut joint giving excellent head while filling the room with loud slurping noises. Dude deep throats that thang down to Geoffrey's brown bush. Hot! Geoffrey crams Wolf's chubby uncut cock down his windpipe deep throating, wildly jacking the shaft, and going hog wild on that throbber leading to a hot face fuck.

Wolf sits on Geoffrey's face and dude has no problem licking that tight hairy butt hole in hot close-up. Geoffrey digs eating that man-pussy as much as Wolf loves having his rosebud orally serviced. Geoffrey sinks his big dick up that chute in the missionary position using long, smooth, and slow strokes allowing his pal to get used to that chubby sausage. Kicking it up several notches, Geoffrey fucks the heck outta that man-hole pounding fast 'n hard with some penetration shots from above. Repositioning himself, Geoffrey bangs his buddy fast 'n hard from behind with some very hot penetration shots of that hard cock slamming in 'n out of that gasping hole. Geoffrey squirts a huge thick load that flies through the air and lands on Wolf's back. Huge fucking jizz load! Wolf pulls his pork squirting a wet and then thick load on his stomach. Hot!

Scene Three:

Well dressed security guys Markus Ram (handsome with shaved head, toned/tight/hairy body with tattoos) and Braxton Bond (cute with blond hair, beard stubble, toned/smooth body) have more than protecting their boss in mind. Markus is quickly on his knees pulling Braxton's pants 'n white briefs down and munches down on that tight shaved hole and pulls his coworker's hard clipped tool back between Braxton's legs and chows down. The ass eating shots are okay but could be better. Markus really gets down on his pal's prick giving some groovy head leading to a hot face fuck. These dudes are definitely into the action and each other leading Braxton to slap his flared purple knob against Markus's willing tongue.

Braxton sinks to his knees and gobbles Markus's big fat clipped dick working his mouth up 'n down cramming his mouth full and then sucking 'n licking those big plump balls while Markus pinches his own hard nipples. Markus crams his large member up Braxton's hole and fucks fast 'n smooth with some hot penetration shots from above. Braxton loves having his chute filled and begins humping back demanding more pork up his hungry asshole. Switching to the missionary position, Markus pounds quick 'n lubed with some excellent penetration shots from above while Braxton yanks on his baloney pony filling the outdoors with loud moans, groans, and heavy breathing. Braxton shoots a large thick load covering his stomach as Markus drills him. Markus cries out and dumps thick man juice on his fist and Braxton's spent cock.

Scene Four:

Inmate Scott Campbell (scene one) is tied to a chair when Chad Hunt (good-looking with dark hair, toned/hairy/heavily tattooed body) unzips his own pants hauling out his enormous slab of clipped man meat that must be seen to be believed. Chad crams his Godzilla dong down Scott's throat making him gag and take as much as he can. Chad slaps that big thang hard against Scott's face numerous times. Scott goes absolutely wild on that big dick making all sorts of slurping and loud gulping noises giving one hot spitty 'n slimy blowjob as he worships that dong! This is hot sweaty man-sex at its most primal. Fucking hot! Untied, Scott munches down on Chad's tight hairy asshole with some nice camera shots of tongue on pucker while Chad slaps Scott's face with a black belt.

Chad slides his huge boner up Scott's tight hairy bunghole doggy-style stretching it and fucking with long, hard, 'n smooth strokes as Scott cries out with pleasure and pain. He loudly moans, groans, hiccups, sighs, and pouts. There are some hot penetration shots from above and behind here as that gigantic cock is repeatedly crammed in 'n out of his chute. This is some very rough 'n tumble sex! Scott has actual tears in his eyes as he's being rammed into next week. Chad switches to the missionary position to continue his anal assault as Scott cries out, "Fuck you! Fuck you!" There's also a hot camera shot from behind of Chad's tight hairy bunghole. Scott is definitely put through his butt sex paces for a lesson he will never forget. Chad shoots a thick load on Scott's inside thigh and plump balls. Scott dumps a thick load on his hairy stomach. HOT!!


Mug Shots is shot directly on high definition video and presented in wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The videography by director Jett Blakk is for the most part excellent with full coverage of all the action and plenty of close-ups of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt sex penetration. There are a few times when I feel the close-ups could be a little better but this is not enough for me to lower the movie's overall score. The picture is sharp and clean.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they speak their lines and get down to some hot 'n sweaty man sex. The movie's instrumental score is very cool 1950s style jazz with heavy bass line that reminds me of music used in David Lynch's films.


The disc has an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, a very entertaining behind-the-scenes featurette that runs sixteen minutes and contains interviews with the guys, joking around on set, hot fluffing, and some very groovy 1970s disco dances by Wolf Hudson. A photo gallery slide show of high quality action and publicity photographs and a trailer for Mug Shots rounds out this nice selection of bonus materials.


Jett Blakk and Dirty Bird Pictures have combined forces to create one fucking hot smut fest with Mug Shots! The direction is tight allowing each of the four scenes to move along at a nice clip and never become dull. For the most part, the videography is excellent, and the dudes give some of the most down 'n dirty performances I've ever seen. These guys dig sucking cock, eating ass, and fucking tight man holes. This is hot sweaty man-sex at its best. All the dudes are great but my personal favorites are Scott Campbell, Chad Hunt, and Markus Ram. I also enjoyed the behind-the-scenes featurette where the viewer gets to see the guys when they are not performing. All the dudes seem to be friendly and easy going. I Highly Recommend for those looking for intense no-holds barred man fucking.

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