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Gov Love: The Eliot Splitz-her Story (Blu-Ray)

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Aaron Scott » Review Date: 8/7/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Ripped right from the headlines - Hustler Video presents a tale of a New York Governor who decides to enlist the services of a pricey escort while on a trip to the nation's capital.

Under the code name of Client 69, our Gov makes the arrangements with an area service which sets our story into motion.  And by story I mainly mean everyone screws.  First the "pimp" at the escort service takes care of the madam.  The Governor's lobbist (a squirter, by the way) gets her rocks off with the help of the Gov's assistant (I sure hope they put an earmark in for office cleaning).  A pair of FBI agents - waiting in a Washington hotel room in order to make sure no one blackmails the Gov - find the waiting too hard to take, so they screw as well.  Even two call girls that didn't get picked decide to console themselves they best way they know how - with tongues and double-ended dildos.  All of this hot, sexy action takes place before our escort even arrives.

When she finally does, and all pleastries have been exchanged, the main event begins.  Hot sex ensues, and when all is said and done she promises that she will never expose The Gov's identity, but we all know how that turned out.

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Featuring an attractive cast of ladies along with able-bodied men (Mike Horner shows he still has what it takes to please the gals as the Gov), the action is hot enough without too much needless dialogue to make it a solid disc that would be welcome in most collections.

VIDEO: Presented in Blu-Ray high-definition, the image is crystal clear with solid colors.   While the majority of the disc is in high-def, there were a few extras in standard def (and 2 that were in mpeg-2 format) that still appeared clean and pleasing to the eyes.

AUDIO: Sadly, this disc didn't make full use of the surround sound potential, and only the front speakers were used.  The sound level seemed to raise and lower from time to time, and I often found myself fiddling with the volume control of my receiver to hear what was being said.  Even the sounds of passion were sometimes lower than they should have been.  A drawback, but not enough to diminish my overall enjoyment.

MENU OPTIONS/EXTRAS:  From the main menu, we can play movie, choose a chapter, select a star, or view special features.

Behind the Scenes (15:40) Presented in standard definition, we get to spend some time with the cast as they prepare for the shoot, show off their bodies, and talk about what they like to do in their free time, as well as what they enjoy most about their chosen career.

Slide Show: (16:42) HD series of stills featuring the girls both solo and in action.  Pretty nice overall with some very hot photos of the girls in various sexual positions.

Hustler Trailers (10:44) 7 high-def trailers for other Hustler Video releases

VCA trailer (1:22) 1 standard-def preview for an all-girl release

Sex Talk (2:52) phone sex ads

Hustler.com (:15) short ad for Hustler's website (presented in mpeg-2, which caused my TV to flicker before and after it played)

Hustler Hollywood (:27) another ad, this time for Hustler's brick and morter store. (again in mpeg-2)

SELECT A STAR: Here you can choose a star (Kayla, Angela, Veronica, Emma & Kissy, or Cassandra) then choose the part of their scene you want to watch.  Choose from the tease, blow, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, or cumshot for most of the girls.

Overall, the attractive girls (did I mention the squirter?) and hot sex set to a story that has more truth to it than some would care to admit make this disc one that should get frequent play.  RECOMMENDED  

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