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I Love Haley Paige

Studio: New Sensations » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 8/12/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

2008, compilation DVD, 158 minutes
With: Haley Paige, Avy Lee Roth, Sabrine Maui; Ben English, Mark Ashley, Manuel Ferrara, Mr. Pete, Claudio Meloni, Chris Charming

"Haley Loves Anal" could be an alternative title for this ass-centric collection of eight scenes from the brief but productive career of Haley Paige, who died, at age 25, in August 2007 under mysterious circumstances. The Mexican-born, San Diego-raised daughter of a Mexican mother and Welsh father possessed that natural "all-American" look that makes men weak, and her appearance in porn was just too good to be true. The scenes here date from 2003 and 2004 and are all beautifully, professionally shot on film-like HD video. While the packaging lists the title as "I Love Haley Paige," the onscreen title drops her last name.

Scene 1, from "Girl Crazy #4"  The DVD gets off to a relatively gentle start with a girl-girl sequence starring Haley and leggy brunette nasty Avy Lee Roth. Avy pulls Haley out of the shower to force a long black dildo down her throat. The girls move to a sofa, where Haley massages Avy's tits with her beautiful toes before Avy gets to work double-penetrating her with dildos. Haley eats Avy out (highlighted by a nice low-angle shot of clit-sucking) then fucks her with a dildo. There's lots of passionate smooching here, something that's a bit absent in the subsequent scenes. Those plump lips and white Chicklet teeth of Haley's are as enticing as her full, natural breasts, great legs and perfect ass.

Scene 2, from "Jonni Darkko's Anal Perversions"  "I want you to put this up my ass," Haley tells Ben English while waving a glass knobbed dildo. Ben's all for it, but first he gives that butt a good licking. The two proceed to do anal in a variety of positions, including nice close-ups of Haley's wide-open hole. There's ass-to-mouth action culminating in a facial cumshot.


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Scene 3, from "Anal Trainer #8"  The scene opens with Haley contentedly fingering her own ass then popping in a thick pink butt plug. Mark Ashley leans in to give that browneye a tonguing, then Haley puts her mouth to work, giving Mark's big, upward-curving hard-on a spitatious throat fucking. After some ass pumping, there's more cocksucking (from a hot POV angle), tit fucking, pussy eating, more anal intrusion and ATM love, with a load finally landing on Haley's tongue.

Scene 4, from "Mark Ashley's Double Play"  The hottest scene on the disc. Haley and Asian cutie Sabrine Maui engage in mutual pussy and ass licking until Mark shows up and receives an intense, saliva-silly co-blow. The girls both fuck the stud vaginally and anally (it's Haley's first pussy fucking in the collection). Both do multiple ATMs but the side-by-side anal depth charges will trulu rock your socks. After Mark cums all over Haley's ass, Sabrina licks it up and does an oral swap with Haley.

Scene 5, from "Fuck My Ass 'n' Make Me Cum"  Uncut Euro stud Manuel Ferrara moves in on Haley as she's standing around jerking off, forces his thickness down her throat, then fucks her ass (interrupted by ATM moments) before popping his wad into Haley's mouth. Haley wears very little eye makeup here, and it's a sweet look.

Scene 6, from "ATM Machine #4"  Haley, posing for the camera, puts on stockings, takes off her bra, fingers her ass and pussy -- and licks her fingers. Enter Mr. Pete, who shoves his bigness down Haley's willing throat, then fucks her ass in all positions. There are repeated ATM moments before a cum load flies into Haley's hungry mouth.

Scene 7, from "Axel Braun's Anal Retentive"  In the only scene on the disc in which there is a bit of a scenario, Haley crawls onto the back of sleeping lover Claudio Meloni, waking him up with the question, "Do you want to fuck me up the ass?" Hard to say no to that. But first Haley wants to suck on something, and she looks at the camera as she fellates the uncut Italian. Again, lots of anal and ATMs and a cumshot on the mouth.

Scene 8, from "Axel Braun's Ass Ironomic #1"  Haley wears particularly heavy eye makeup, fishnet stockings and heels as she strips near a pool. Chris Charming (a ringer for Judas Priest singer Rob Halford) sits nearby and in an instant his big dick is out and Haley is saluting it. Chris then puts it in Haley's pussy (which, for a change, actually has a bit of pubic hair present) and ass. Those dynamite butt cheeks receive the last spunk on the DVD.


                                                        THE DVD

A fine production from New Sensations. Pop the disc in and it takes you right to the full-motion main menu, which offers Play Move, Star Index and DVD Extras. The star index provides full-motion screens of the eight sequences, with the performers names listed. The extras are decent: a Pick Your Pleasure option (which lets you fixate on, say, blowjobs or cowgirl or pop shots); hardcore trailers for "I Love Shawna" and "I Love Britney and Whitney"; an oft-included ad, also hardcore, for the New Sensations web site; a photo gallery; and company info (street and email addresses), presumably for those with comments or looking for work.

The scenes are all slickly produced on film-quality hi-def video. The interior settings and clothes are all chic, and most of the scenes have a generic but effective porn music overlay. The first seven scenes are in 4:3 full frame; the finale is 16:9 widescreen. The stereo sound is adequate for the minimal dialogue.

The DVD sleeve is reversible, with one back cover showing explicit action, the other more PG-13.


                                                THE LAST WORD

Although the brief biographical info included here makes no mention of Haley Paige's death last year, the DVD serves as a tribute to the brunette stunner. The eight scenes, all exceedingly well shot, offer everything any Haley fan could want, especially those who want to see a lot of anal sex and ass-to-mouth nastiness involving large cocks. The extras are adequate, but the main program is the thing here. All hail Haley!

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