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Revenge is a Bitch 3

Studio: Kick Ass Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/19/08

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Brooke Banner!

Revenge Is A Bitch! 3

Kick Ass Pictures

Nikki Rhodes

Genre: Female Domination (Femdom)

Director: Glenn Baren

Cast: Brooke Banner, Les Moore, Nikki Rhodes, Jimmy Broadway, Jordan Kingsley, Tony Sil

Jordan Kingsley and Toni Sil

Length: 70:48 minutes

Date of Production: 4/12/2008

Extras: There were some trailers, spam, and three text biographies for the ladies but the best extra was a very short Behind the Scenes featurette that only lasted 3:52 minutes with some slips and kidding by the ladies being the focal point of the piece.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Revenge Is A Bitch! 3 was presented in a non anamorphic letterboxed 1.78:1 ratio color show as shot by director Glenn Baren for Kick Ass Pictures; mastered in the standard definition MPEG-2. The bitrate stayed mainly in the lower 4.5 Mbps area but the biggest flaw with the visual aspect of the movie was the lighting being on the low side. This weakened the resolution and there were some compression artifacts, the fleshtones accurate in most cases with minimal tint or variation. The camera angles tended to favor the female domination theme but the ladies were not optimally covered, their makeup handled reasonably well but none of the gals looking their very best. There was some aliasing noticed but most of the time; it simply came across as low end web material ported over to DVD for additional sales. The audio was presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo English using the 192 Kbps bitrate (and 48 kHz sampling rate) but it varied in terms of clarity much like the video aspects of the production; the closer the camera was to the cast, the better the technical aspects were. There was no separation and the dynamic range was decidedly limited, the hollow nature of the vocals obvious from the beginning to end.

Body of Review: Glenn Baren is one of the most productive directors of Femdom material at Kick Ass Pictures these days, his taste for kink a decidedly twisted niche that few fulfill for the fans that buy them. The marketing concept here is that it's better to be a bigger fish in a small pond than a small fish in a big pond, few companies offering much along the lines Glenn serves these days. I wanted to take a look at some of the fetish material currently on the market as most of an exploration of titles outside of the mainstream and aside from some mighty lame looking crap made elsewhere, Kick Ass seems to be about as good a place as you'll find domestic product in this realm. The latest title I selected off our reviewer list was Revenge Is A Bitch! 3, a title where women once again dominate loser males though this one was a lot shorter than most of the titles I've seen from the company of late, clocking in at a little over an hour yet still costing as much as a full length release. There were only three scenes but in fairness, they did contain the kind of action listed on the covers, making it suited for those interested in the genre. The back cover said it like this: "Some people question the sexuality of a man who takes a 12" dong up the ass. But look at the girls in this movie. You know you'd try it! A recent study found that 75% of women fantasize about fucking a straight guy in the ass. Face it. If one of these honies propositioned you, you'd be grabbing your ankles and taking that 12 inches like a pro. And if you submit to their every wish, maybe someday, they'll let you stick your dick in them. Probably not, but you can always dream." The only point of contention I had with the movie's advertising was that none of the men took 12" up the ass like a professional and while I recognize that it didn't exactly say that, it strongly implied it to the point of reliance. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Brooke Banner, the tattooed blond on the front cover, was up first as she lounged outside the pool. She had a spat with her girlfriend that wannabe neighborhood psychologist Les Moore overheard, his advances ignored until he started rubbing her feet; Brooke calling him a little bitch to set the mood of the day. The talk of strap on dildos did not dissuade him from trying to get into her pants, the pair moving inside the beach house (or was it the "bitch house"?) on the couch where she pressed the point about taking his ass with her toy. Les is really experienced at this kind of thing so it was no surprise when he started blowing the toy-equipped lass, blowing the dildo like an experienced champion before she began fucking his lubed up ass in a few positions. There was a lot of humor thanks to Brooke that made the scene better than usual (the comments about Les going down the path of being cock slapped making me burst out laughing). It ended when he jerked himself off as she boned him hard too, the small toy barely registering on his face (except when he did ATM) given his usual proclivities.

Scene Two: Nikki Rhodes, a lean redhead upset that she was on hold for getting cable TV service, her black top barely holding her small tits in place just as her muff buffer hardly covered her goodies. Jimmy Broadway was her serviceman and he explained that he was late because the last job went over and he stopped for lunch. She bitched at him and smelt alcohol all over him, threatening to call his boss and get him fired unless he complied with her wishes. She made him her dog, collar and barking a standard, his protestations ranking about as lame an acting job as I've seen of late. She walked him around the living room and admired his ass, pulling out her toy for him to play with. She tossed the strap on dildo to the floor and made him retrieve it "like a dog", the man immediately grabbing the cock portion with his mouth in a sign of familiarity. Next thing you know, he was sucking her off and taking it in the pooper while she continued her verbal abuse, the onslaught never fazing him in the slightest. This led to some ATM and another faked facial using what appeared to be milk, the biggest complaint from me being how much movement the camera showed.

Scene Three: Jordan Kingsley, another all natural blond but with a harsh face, was up last as she eyed her gardener out by the pool as she sunned herself. Tony Sil was the loser and she made it clear that she was looking to dominate him as he worked, pulling him inside where she threatened him with deportation if he didn't comply with her wishes. This started off with foot worship and servitude, some actual head given to her ass, and then a blowjob to her strap on dildo. The rest of the scene mirrored the action of the other two scenes with Tony taking the cock in his ass with ease, sucking it clean, and eventually jerking himself off to a small orgasm. The ass worship aspect was a nice touch considering the theme but neither of them appeared to be having much fun, a marked change from the previous scenes here.

Summary: Revenge Is A Bitch! 3 by director Glenn Baren for Kick Ass Pictures was pretty much as advertised so if you are into Femdom it will merit at least a Rent It. I wanted a lot more footage for my hard earned cash and the extras needed improving but having seen weaker efforts at smaller companies, my perspective is that this was not the bottom of the heap by any means. Brooke was the biggest name of the bunch and she certainly managed to instill the most humor, the writing of the vignettes weak enough that I believed they were improvisational at best. In short, Revenge Is A Bitch! 3 could use some polishing up before I'd rate it as worth full price but as a mid-week rental, you could do much worse so check it out if this is your fetish.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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