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Blowjob Ninjas 4


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 8/19/08


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

When I was a lot younger, and we first got the internet, it was like the flood gates had opened. We were given access to an amazing array of information, games, movie websites, and of course porno. We'd always sneak to look at porno whenever our trusting parents went to bed and in spite of eventually destroying our computer with all the spyware, adware, and malware injected in to our server by these websites, we ate it all up. We could never afford to buy a porno, so instead we'd take the small sample clips, string them together and pretend they were a thirty minute porno movie.

My point is that's what "Blowjob Ninjas 4" feels like. It feels like someone took fifteen minute segments from the Bang Bros. website and strung them together to provide the illusion to the buyer that this was a movie. At only an hour and eighteen minutes combined, it's not really a movie, just six different fifteen minute scenarios that you can choose to watch separately or play all together. This illusion is further dampened by the contents that looks an awful lot like a website. Not to mention each of the six segments has their own opening credits which further induces the feelings that consumers are being tricked in to buying video samples from a website on DVD.



Ryder Skye talks to director Dave who engages in small talk with her to convince us that this whole blow job session is completely impromptu, and it really fails to pull off any of the smoke and mirrors. It's a good thing Ryder is actually kind of hot even if her get up really doesn't turn me on as much as I wanted.

Each segment consists of the same old thing. The director engages in conversation with the actress and "convinces" them to engage in some capital dick sucking. Ryder sucks the director's friend as he begs her to because he makes a stereotype that all Chilean women can suck dick, which she takes some offense to but is more than willing to oblige his pleads. It's a really boring segment with little variety in the way of cock sucking. Ryder leans over and sucks him, she lays with her legs spread and sucks him and we move on to the next detached segment.

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Julissa and her mate are venturing in to the wooded areas to set down and engage in some one on one action, and joy, this one is actually only twelve minutes, so we're dropped in to the action almost immediately. At twelve minutes we're only given eight minutes of actual action as the two talk and rub on one another, but at least they aspire to mix it up. Julissa's ass looks gorgeous, and the kissing and fondling looks really good on film. Julissa of course gets right down to her mate's skivvys and sucks him off. Julissa also looks very in to it, which is a definite plus because there seems to be life in this compilation yet. It's just sucky that it's only twelve minutes. So, if you're planning to rub one out, you'd better hurry.

Jenaveve is another of the pretty boring stars here in a ten minute segment where she walks in through the door and almost immediately gets down on her knees to suck on her mate's cock before she even engages in clunky dialogue with the director. Lucky us, this time we're given a first person perspective where Jenaveve looks at us the whole time, sucks on the guy's cock while acknowledging us and stops her blowing to model for us and dance for a while. I simply wasn't impressed and honestly it's all too speedy and brief to enjoy.



Now eighteen year old Jenna is a real step up from the other women here. She's energetic, charming, enthusiastic, and looks really, really hot. Most importantly her gorgeous tits clinging to a small yellow string top are all natural, which is a definite plus. She looks incredible on screen and with only fourteen minutes in the experience with her, we spend a good six of them with the director fondling her delicious breasts as she bounces, wobbles them, giggles, and plays with them for the camera. Who can blame him for focusing on her assets? After another tedious build up with her mate also licking and sucking them, she gets down to business sucking him off and swallowing his cock whole and I actually took interest. This segment is great with Jenna going to work on her buddy, and it's thoroughly enjoyable for all parties.

At eleven minutes, Nadia's segment involves the get up the dominatrix and the first person perspective yet again. While Nadia is pretty, she is wearing much too heavy make up to really appreciate her appeal and of course there's little build up to her sucking the camera man off as he lays there pointing his lens down at her face. The set up and interaction with the camera have potential as Nadia tries to sell her dominatrix act for us, but it's another of the boring segments of the bunch. Rachel's segment is based around the typical Bang Bros. scenario where they're trolling around with a camera, and convince Rachel to take part in serious cock sucking in the middle of a photo shoot. There's actually an attempt at variety with Rachel in a huge tube of foam and lather and she looks great rolling around in it. We even grab some time with her ass as she giggles and enjoys the fondling from the guys. The convince her to get out of the tub and she sucks the lucky camera guy off anxiously, looking at the camera and acknowledging the audience yet again. After two minutes of heavy sucking, she stops and goes to the bathroom to wash up. She and the director talk. She laughs, he laughs, the end.



I'm going to rewind to Jenna's segment again.


Audio/Visuals:
The picture quality definitely varies. Sometimes we're greeted with a dim and grainy picture set with a widescreen format, which simply never exactly fits, and sometimes we get a full screen format with bright and rather eye catching direction, all of which is uneven and really unbalanced in the end. The sound is okay for what the director allows as sometimes I couldn't get what the performers were saying to the director, while his voice is often booming and muffled in the microphone.

Goodies:
All we get here are trailers to Bang Bros. movies and stills from "Blowjob Ninjas 4." Seriously, that's all. What a rip. You really can't have a Behind the scenes for six different productions.

After Thought:
It's monotonous, tedious and all one big informercial for the Bang Bros.com website with six detached and pretty boring video samples from the site painted to look like a string of segments forming an actual movie, but I know the score. It's a boring quickly tedious little porno with mediocre looking women failing to really provide a variety of cock sucking. The extras are terrible, too. It's a definite Skip It, but if you must see it, look for Jenna and then quit it altogether.

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