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Kimberly Kane, Shawna Lenee, and Amber Rayne (click for trailer)
We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off
Evil Angel/Jake Malone Inc.
Jennifer Dark and Sasha Grey
Genre: Gonzo, POV, Blowjobs
Roxy Deville and Jandi Lin
Director: Jake Malone
Beverly Hills and Monroe Valentine
Cast: Shawna Lenee, Kimberly Kane, Amber Rayne, Jake Malone, Sasha Grey, Jennifer Dark, TJ Cummings, Roxy Deville, Jandi Lin, Beverly Hills, Monroe Valentino, Sindee Jennings, Aiden Starr, Trinity Post, Kyanna Lee, Kristina Rose, Nika Noire, Brittany Angel, Lee Bang, Velicity Von, Addison Lee, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Tori Black, Cody Lane, Courtney James, Joe Blow, Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Angela Stone
Sindee Jennings, Aiden Starr, and Trinity Post
Length: 170:12 minutes
Kyanna Lee and Kristina Rose
Date of Production: 4/15/2008
Brittany Angel and Nika Noire
Extras: There was just a photogallery, some limited filmographies, a pop shot recap, a cast list, and nine trailers to shows like Cum Face Fuck Dolls, Fuck Slaves 3, Bitchcraft #3, Nice Fucking View #3, Bitchcraft 2, Gang Bang My Face 3, Teens Corrupted, Blacksnake Bitches, Own My Ass 2, Bitchcraft 1, Fuck Slaves, Fuck Slaves 2, Gang Bang My Face, Nice Fucking View 1, and Own My Ass 1.
Addison Lee and Velicity Von
Eva Angelina and Sandra Romain!
Audio/Video Quality: We Suck! was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec of SD release in point of view (POV) fashion. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over a few of his recent releases by using nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel, even stable in the portions where the lighting was decent. The bitrate it was offered in was hovering largely around the mid 3 Mbps range so it wasn't the best looking title of the day but still pretty decently made overall. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English in 192 Kbps using a 48 kHz sampling rate and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.
Tori Black and Nika Noire
Body of Review: Jake Malone has long been established as catering to the old pervert category of porn consumers, a group that many of us fall into these days. Rather than dwell on how nasty his movies can get or how much he enjoys pushing the limits of ladies so much younger than he is, consider that he serves a target audience that has long been a major stalwart in supporting the industry financially. Older consumers tend to be less internet friendly, less likely to rip off movies from torrent websites online, and more likely to be voracious consumers of the hardcore action that keeps companies like Evil Angel thriving even in rough economic times. That said, his latest title making it my way was a POV blowjob flick called We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off where there were twelve scenes of gals slobbing knobs, licking balls, rimming, and even going down on each other while their coworkers are otherwise occupied. If that isn't your kind of thing, by all means skip the movie but if you are into the point of view blowjob craze as seen with the twisted slant that Jake likes to offer, you might find it a surprisingly appealing bit of nasty fun. The company website said it like this: "In Jake Malone's newest release, two to three lovely porn sluts team up on one cock for 12 cock-smokin' scenes of tag-team blowjobbery. It's the best form of cooperation! Lovely Sasha Grey and the charming Jennifer Dark swallow TJ Cumming's big black dick, and coax him into coming on their faces. Sexy Velicity Von and Addison Lee suck off Lee Bang, and gorgeous brunette Tori Black and Ukranian beauty Nika get on their hands and knees to blow the lucky director himself." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Cody Lane and Courtney James
Okay, most of the scenes appeared to be scripted to where the ladies were given a handful of instructions to follow and turned loose on their willing male partner, usually Jake Malone himself. The gals gained extra points with him for using lots of extra slobber, going down on him without using their hands, or licking ass like it was a fillet mignon dinner. The women also took turns slobbing the knobs to allow each gal to have her fill of the smelly old guy dick at hand, sometimes trying hard to lick him with both (or all three) sets of tongues at the same time to varying degrees of success. In this, each scene seemed to show a significant amount of enthusiasm and energy, Jake having used all of the gals in other movies from what I could gather, selecting the most cock hungry gals available at this writing (or at least over the last year or two for this newly released collection). The performers also seemed to relish the taste of population pudding (also called genetic juice) with more than a few of them swallowing the loads with delighted smiles on their respective faces, some of them enjoying the interracial aspect of working with Lee while others preferred the smaller and easier to handle Jake himself. Here is a list of the scene pairings though for those that want them, keeping in mind that as good as some of these cock suckers might be, very few scenes showed that much variation worth discussing at length, Sasha and Sandra being two exceptions to that rule of thumb.
Jada Fire, Annette Schwarz, and Angela Stone
Scene One: Shawna Lenee, Kimberly Kane, Amber Rayne, Jake Malone,
Scene Two: Sasha Grey, Jennifer Dark, Lee Bang,
Scene Three: Roxy Deville, Jandi Lin, Jake Malone
Scene Four: Beverly Hills, Monroe Valentino, Jake Malone
Scene Five: Sindee Jennings, Aiden Starr, Trinity Post, Jake Malone
Scene Six: Kyanna Lee, Kristina Rose, Jake Malone
Scene Seven: Nika Noire, Brittany Angel, Lee Bang,
Scene Eight: Velicity Von, Addison Lee, Lee Bang,
Scene Nine: Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Jake Malone
Scene Ten: Tori Black, Nika Noire, Lee Bang
Scene Eleven: Cody Lane, Courtney James, Joe Blow,
Scene Twelve: Annette Schwarz, Jada Fire, Angela Stone, Jake Malone
Summary: We Suck! by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel did have some scenes where the male was not properly identified but the amount of suck for the buck easily earned it a rating of Recommended as far as I was concerned. The technical values varied a lot and the specific sex acts included a variety of related oral tricks but if you like seeing women licking each other and sucking cock (some even eating man-ass), you might appreciate all this one had even more than I did (I prefer full sex scenes). In short, We Suck! POV Tag-Team Suck-Off wasn't as extreme as some of Jake's other projects but it was well within the standard amount of twisted tasting he forces ladies to engage in, giving it some substantial replay value despite minor concerns such as I raised above. Oh, and yes, Sindee Jennings did take a piss on the toilet during the ending credits as has been rumored on the internet of late (I was asked to confirm it).
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