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Missionary in Argentina

Studio: Marina Pacific Distributors » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 8/22/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Date: May 2008

Directed By: Chad Donovan

The Movie:

An American Missionary travels to Argentina hoping to find new members for his church and has an intense sexual awakening instead. 


Max Shutler, Michael Amerika, Rod Daily, Ulises Falcon, Bruno Burdas, German Rojas, Juan Pablo, Lucas.

The Dudes:

Missionary in Argentina offers the viewer eight appealing guys with short dark hair; muscular, toned, and slender/toned bodies; lightly hairy and smooth chests; full, closely trimmed, and shaved pubes; hairy, lightly hairy, and shaved bungholes; and all but one cock is uncut.

Run Time: 1 Hour and 30 Minutes

Condoms: Yes

Scene One:

Lucas (good-looking with brown buzz cut, muscular/smooth body) and his boyfriend Ulises Falcon (good-looking with short dark hair, pierced eyebrow, toned/smooth body) have a red-hot make out session with plenty of deep wet soul kissin' and curious hands roamin' all over those hot bodies. Ulises licks 'n sucks Lucas's hard nipples while working his way down that fine form and ends up blowing a big fat juicy uncut cock, licking the plump balls, and nursing the purple knob giving some excellent head deep throating all the way down to shaved pubes. Lucas digs the head filling the bedroom with loud heavy breathing and sighs while Ulises make loads of hot sucking 'n slurping noises.

Lucas repositions himself on the bed offering up his hot bubble butt leading Ulises to munch down on that tight pink shaved bunghole lapping at the pulsing pucker in excellent close-ups. By this time, Ulises has his own stiff unclipped tool out (foreskin still covers knob when erect) and jacks it. Lucas fucks his lover doggy-style fast 'n smooth with some nice penetration shots from below and some smokin' hot close-ups from behind.

Ulises loves having his man-chute stretched with that chubby dong and moans loudly with lust and approval. Switching to the missionary position, Lucas continues to drill his dude fast 'n hard while Ulises beats off working his foreskin back 'n forth over the slick purple cock knob. Lucas pulls pork and squirts a large thick load of spooge on Ulises's chest and stomach. Ulises dumps a thick load of jizz on his fist, wrist, and shortly trimmed pubes.

Scene Two:

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German Rojas (handsome with short black hair, toned/lightly hairy body) and Michael Amerika (cute with short dark hair, toned/slender/smooth body) sleep in separate twin beds next to each other. The dudes are horny and soon play a very erotic game of touching each other's hands and arms leading to both dudes rubbing their own bulging baskets. Michael quickly jumps into German's bed and the guys suck tongues, rub bodies, lick 'n suck hard nipples, and lap at those hairy armpits.

Michael is soon sliding his mouth up 'n down German's big unclipped prick giving some excellent head, jacking the shaft, and sucking those hairy nuts. German has very hot full dark pubes. Michael pulls his own turgid uncut tube steak from his briefs and works his foreskin back 'n forth. German chows down on Michael's straining member giving very good head which leads to a hot face fucking with plenty of loud heavy breathing and slurping noises.

 German munches down on Michael's tight very hairy asshole licking the pink bull's-eye with wonderful close-ups. German makes full oral love to that tasty little pucker. He slides his hard cock into Michael's bum doggy-style using fast 'n smooth strokes with plenty of penetration shots from below. German continues to drill his buddy in the traditional missionary position as both dudes fill the air with sounds of illicit desire and Michael yanks that pork. German is like an out of control piston sliding his dong quickly in 'n out of that warm man-twat. Michael shoots a thick load of jizz on his dark pubes while German cuts loose with a large load on Michael's stomach.

Scene Three:

Bruno Burdas (good-looking with short dark brown hair, goatee, toned/slender/smooth body) cruises and picks Juan Pablo (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) up in a Bueons Aires park and head back to an apartment to get it on, baby! These dudes are hot to trot and quickly get down to some deep 'n wet tongue kissing, lickin' and suckin' hard nipples, and overall body rubbin'.

Bruno is soon on the bed with his legs spread nice 'n wide showing off his dark pubes and plump nuts while stroking his stiff uncut prick and giving Juan's hard unclipped dick a hot blowjob.  There is some very hot deep throat action here as Bruno slides that thang all the way down his windpipe.  Juan sits on Bruno's face and rides that hot, wet, 'n eager tongue. Hot! He soon bends over and Bruno eats that tight lightly hairy manhole with excellent close-ups of the mouth-watering rimming action.

Juan fucks his pickup's tight shaved bunghole in the missionary position using nice 'n smooth strokes and making the bed springs squeak loudly. The dudes are very into the butt sex action and make plenty of guttural noises. There are plenty of hot penetration shots here from behind of that thobber sliding smoothly in 'n out. Juan switches to the side/missionary position where he continues to pound his new pal's hungry butt hole with hot penetration shots.  Bruno busts a thick nut on his arm and the bed while being fucked. Juan jacks off and shoots a large thick load of man juice on his own stomach.

Scene Four:

Rod Daily (good-looking with dark spiked hair, toned/smooth body with tattoos) and Max Shutler (handsome with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) start their love making with deep soul kissing and body rubbing. Max soon chows down on Rod's big stiff cut cock working his hungry mouth up 'n down while jacking the stalk. Rod has shortly trimmed pubes and mouth-watering hangy balls. Rod wants a taste of man meat and sucks Max's hard uncut tool that leads to a tasty face fuck with plenty of wet slurping noises. Rod bends over showing off his tight shaved pucker and delicious hangy nuts leading Max to munch down and eating the heck outta that hole! Max soon slides one digit up his new buddy's chute for a fun finger fuc k. There are plenty of excellent close-ups of the ass eating and finger play.

Max screws Rod's butt doggy-style slowly sinking his pole in and allowing his pal to get used to it before he kicks it up and fucks fast, smooth, 'n hard with lots of groovy close-ups of the penetration. Switching to the missionary position, Max continues to band that bum. Max is so horny that he sinks down on Rod's dick playing a wild game of the ol' sink/bounce sliding his tight hole up 'n down while jacking his hard beef stick. Dude really works his hole rockin 'n rollin' with legs spread wide and hot close-ups from the front. Max shoots a large thick load of cock snot on the floor while continuing to play bouncy-bouncy. Rod pulls pork and busts a large thick nut covering his stomach. Hot load!


Missionary in Argentina is shot directly on high quality video and presented in wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The videography by Andre Adair is excellent proving full coverage of all the action and a great abundance of close-ups of the cock sucking, rimming, and butt sex penetration. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to hear the dudes as they speak, cool soothing chant tunes by Joe Wilson, and all the down 'n dirty hot sex noises that men make when they fuck 'n suck!


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection (with choices for oral, rimming, anal, cumshot), chapter stops, a photo gallery slide show of action shots, and trailers for: Bailando Tango, Brazilian Outback, Latinolicious, and Viva Guadalajara.


Caluroso! Missionary in Argentina! Latin Heat Productions and Director Chad Donovan have created a slick 'n lusty tale of forbidden desires in Bueons Aires with four scenes that move along at a nice pace, have excellent videography, editing (Tony Biscotti), and sexy dudes. The guys give energetic, sex-charged performances and look to really be into each other and the action. My favorites here are Lucas, Max Shutler, and German Rojas. I Highly Recommend for fans of sexy Spanish dudes with juicy uncut cocks.

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