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Accidental Hooker, The


Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 8/23/08


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Studio: Wicked Pictures

Director: Brad Armstrong 

Producer: Mark Nicholson 

Videographer: François Clousot

Category:  Feature, Erotic Drama

Genre: Straight, Anamorphic 16:9, Couples

Release Date: 7/10/2008

Production Year: 1/29/2008

Length: 2 hrs. 9 mins.

Condoms: Yes

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Performers: Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Brad Armstrong, Chris Cannon, Deep Threat, Derrick Pierce, Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark, Kaylani Lei, Marcus London, Mikayla, Niko, Shyla Stylez, Tommy Gunn, Victoria Sin.

Non Sex Role: David Stanley

Wicked Teaser: Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid. Every hooker has a secret...Silvia (Kaylani Lei) is about to reveal hers. Former college student turned high-class call girl, Silvia lets us in on the intimate details of her life, as a documentary film crew interviews her for a piece on "Escorts". Private jets, world-class hotels, and unthinkable sex acts have given her an amazing tale to tell. Nevertheless, the best is yet to come...and as her sordid story comes to a close, a terrifying truth is revealed...one that may mean the end for the unsuspecting film crew. So beware...for some secrets are best left untold.

The Movie: Sylvia ( Kaylani Lei) tells her  sordid  tale of how  she  became apart of a high  class escort to Michael ( Marcus London) who has a  suspicion that she is not  what  she  claims to be. She goes on to say that it first started on the net and her webcam and from there to having phone sex and the next step being escort. However, somewhere along the way, something happens to her that changes her entire life and Sylvia and her friends are shown a whole new world to indulge and feed their sexual appetite. Wicked has done another great job with all the extras and adding two extra scenes and an alternate ending

The DVD:

Audio/Video: The Accidental Hooker is presented in 16:9 ratio anamorphic widescreen colors, shot and mastered in HD, directed by Brad Armstrong, distributed by Wicked Pictures. The picture was very clear and crisp with very little distortion with the flesh tones being almost near to perfect. The lighting was too dark in certain scenes. The audio was presented in Wicked's usual 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English which didn't test my speakers nor did it come off as too loud making it easy to listen too. The background music blended in very well with the entire storyline. There were a few changes up nothing too drastic, still keeping in tone with the movie. There was no Spanish audio as indicated on the cover. The only thing that you heard is the back ground music. None of the dialog between the performers was heard. It was like the mute button was on.

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Trailer for Accidental Hooker, Bonus Scenes, Behind The Scenes, Bloopers, Alternate Ending, Slide Shows, Star Stats, Trailers, Promo Reel, DVD-ROM Content,Int. Tel. Sex, Parental Lock, Spanish Audio,  Wicked
Web, Motion Menus, Wicked Awards, Winners & Nominations, Company Profile.

Extras:

Previews For:Latina Hollywood Hookers, Housewives of Amber Lane

Trailers For: Bad Girls, Manhunters, Tasty, Coming Home, Hot Chocolate, The Craving.

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BTS: The bts this time around is a fun watch as you have all the ladies prepping for their scenes and getting into mischief as well. You have Kaylani teasing David Stanley who has a small role with her. You also get to see Jennifer and Kaylani comparing just how big their space heaters on being that its freezing on the set. Brad joins in the fun with Tommy and the ladies giving him pointers on what he wants to see from the trio. Brad then offers up his opinion on what sets the tone and feel for his movie.

Bloopers: Only last a few minutes showcasing Kaylani flubbing her lines.

Bonus Sex Scene: Kaylani Lei, Marcus London. Barry Scott:

It turns out to be a deleted scene from this movie. It hard to figure out if it's before or after she reveals her secret to them and vice versa. You really cant see to touch because of how dark the scene is. You can make out the two guys groping and feeling up Kaylani.

Bonus Sex Scene:Fuck w/ Jessica Drake, Felicia, Katsumi, & Clara G.:

Dolls: Jessica Drake, Katsumi, Felecia, and Clara G., were up next in fancy Victorian garb as the quartet played a group of dolls whose sole function was to pleasure one another. The wigs, heavy outfits, and elaborate make up were just some of the details used to flesh out this lesbian tryst with Katsumi getting into the role the most with her robotic styled movements in the early stages of the scene. Once they started going at one another, there was no clear winner as to who was the best partner but they shared a goodly amount of chemistry together as they licked, fingered, and felt each other up. I think I would have preferred the vocals to be elevated here and the toys left to the wayside but I never doubted that all four of them were getting off on one another. Reviewed by Don Houston

Opening Scene: Kaylani (Silvia) a high-class hooker has been called in to do an interview as part of a documentary about Call Girls. Marcus London who plays Michael is very interested to know the how's and why's she became an escort. Kaylani then spends the entire movie telling him her story, and of all her sexual encounters.

Scene 1: Kaylani Lei & Brad Armstrong:

Kaylani's first meeting with someone that she has met online, comes in the form of the director himself Brad Armstrong. Here we see her already there nervous and playing with the room key. Brad enters the room and is very gentle with her. He begins to caress her. The clothes come off and they work right into mutual oral action. They switch up into a few more positions before she gets a facial.The next morning she finds Brad gone and an envelope left for her on the night table. She goes on to say that each time they met he always left an envelope for her.

Scene 2: Kaylani Lei & Deep Threat & David Stanley:

Excepting to be picked up by Brad, Kaylani finds herself in a limo with someone she doesn't know. He explains to her that he arranged this with him (Brad) under the pretext that he is suppose to show her the town. Deep Threat offers her some champagne and from there they start to make out. After sucking him off they work into doggie then cowgirl. Kaylani then gives him a hand job till he unloads.

Her voice over explains that this is where she became a "Hooker". She  goes on to  say that  she knew that  after  this things  wouldn't be the  same again for her. Next we see her in a motel room getting dressed after taking care of her "trick" David Stanley. Kaylani is a bit on edge after David takes the Bible out of the night table draw looking for his wallet to pay her. She leaves with out getting paid.

Scene 3: Kaylani Lei, Victoria Sin, & Niko:

In order for her to understand what the life of a "hooker" is, she goes and looks up a real pro for some coaching. The pro being Victoria Sin, who is already working up her "John" for the night. Niko (Playgirl's 2008 Man of the Year) and Victoria are making out and Kaylani is sitting in the chair next to the bed watching intently. Kaylani lends a hand or  shall I  say mouth when  she  takes  Victoria's nipple into her  mouth before the  couple  work their  way into a 69. Victoria and Niko take care of the other orally. (Note that Victoria did a better job in giving Niko oral than he did to her. Sorry that happens to be my pet peeve when men are going down on a woman and don't take their time to satisfying woman.) They work their way into a few more positions while Kaylani is back in the chair playing with her clit. Niko pulls out and unloads on her back and Kaylani is there to lick up the cum from her back.

Scene 4: Kaylani Lei, Shyla Stylez, & Tommy Gunn:

As the interview continues, Kaylani mentions that she grew nervous when it came to her next trick. Michael then continues his line of questioning about having sex in exchange for money. Next we see Kaylani having dinner with Shyla and Tommy. Tommy takes notices that she is playing with her food. Tommy excuses himself for a few and comes back to find that the ladies on making out. The ladies engage in some muff diving before they share duties in sucking Tommy off. Shyla is the first up with Tommy nailing her in mish while Kaylani is playing with herself watching them. The roles are reversed a few minutes later with Kaylani getting in some on mish then over to RCG with the ladies sharing a facial.

Scene 5: Kaylani Lei, Chris Cannon:

This next scene is rather a short one for Chris and Kaylani. Chris her next trick has a thing for the Opera and takes Kaylani to one. While at the Opera, Kaylani hands wanders downwards to his crotch. She opens his pants a bit and gives him a combo hand job and blow job.

Scene 6: Kaylani Lei, Barrett Blade:

Her next client for that night another quick scene is Barrett who has always wanted a have a blowjob while going through a crash wash. Kaylani takes care of business right away.Again we hear her voice over explaining how that on Sunday's everyone meets up at this one place to relax and be themselves.

Scene 7: Kaylani Lei, Jennifer Dark, Devon Lee, Mikayla, Deep Threat, & Derrick Pierce:

By this time everyone is drinking what seems to be red wine and releasing all their inhibitions. In a Goth setting you have the ladies pairing up first then with the guys. There is too much going on at one time plus the low lighting to make out who is with whom. Then the lighting gets better and you can see Devon and Mikayla getting Derrick's load while Jennifer and Kaylani get Deep's load. Nice setting.The ending has a twist to it and I  suggest not to watch the  alternate ending till you watch it through the  first time.

Alternate Ending: This one I won't give away... I guess you have to watch it yourself... See which ending you like the best.

Final Thoughts: Sylvia's story about her life as an escort didn't seem to hold my attention at all. I will admit I did lose interest in it. I just couldn't seem to keep focused. The very subtle hints she threw around through were easy to pick up on if you are an avid fan of vampire movies. I can understand building up the momentum but dragging it out that long was unnecessary. After watching the entire movie including its alternate ending, I concluded that Accidental Hooker is a cross between Interview with a Vampire and Buffy the Vampire Slayer with the Slayers played by Marcus London and Barry Scott. I love vampire movies and have written a few erotic vampire stories but, there are a few errors with the vamps that can only be noticed if you watch closely. I liked the character that Kaylani played but it is unclear if she is either a Sexual Vamp (one who feeds from the energies from another's orgasm) or Sanguine Vamp (blood drinker) or both for that matter. Was she already a vampire when she was eating after her tryst with David Stanley? She mentioned that he would have made a tasty snack again the confusion sets in. Are they going by facts and not the fictitious vampire tales told by Hollywood? The Vampire orgy had too much going on at one time to really enjoy all that was going on in the scene.

Never the less, "The Accidental Hooker" was a small accident waiting to happen. The storyline was way too long and not too many people that I know would sit through very long scenes. The sex had it's downfalls as well. It wasn't as intense as other Wicked titles have been recently. This wasn't Kaylani's best, but I'm sure that her fans will say different. Granted she did look great as a Vampire.I did enjoy seeing new male talent and would enjoy seeing more of Deep Threat and Niko. They both make for excellent eye candy for the ladies.

 

Wicked and Brad Armstrong have left the door open again for another sequel though I'm not too sure about that. In this case using longer scenes to carry the sex ended up being too much of a good thing. Too much  of a good thing in  this  case wasn't a good  thing.



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