Cast: Madison Scott, Mick Blue, Scott Nails, Angelina Ash, Cassandra Calogera, Tommy Gunn, Joanna Angel, James Deen, Britney Amber
Non-sex role by Shawna Lenee
Length: 139:53 minutes
Date of Production: 6/5/2008
Joanna Angel and James Deen
Extras: The best extra was a 10:02 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Jamal Johnson (no editor credited). It largely lacked the humor most of the company's BTS offerings have but it still showed the ladies off nicely (with a nod to them showering). The DVD also had a cumshot recap from the scenes on each disc, a photogallery, a slide show, and three trailers for other movies.
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Audio/Video Quality: Cumcocktion was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for release by Handheld Pictures (under Digital Playground's label) using the MPEG-2 codec in the standard definition release. The lighting was reasonably solid here, as expected given this was Robby's standard type of gonzo, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. While I generally prefer flood lighting in my gonzo porn, Robby has a way of showing it all with less light, the tint of the colors only slightly off as a result. The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes, though the composition of the angles was changed up a bit depending on the scene in question; providing a variety of styles to enjoy. The composition of the shots and the editing enhanced the look of the ladies more than a little bit too, proving what this critic has to say about the production team led by Robby with Sidney Michaels working the editing board this time. The DVD mastering showed no obvious compression artifacts (the bitrate varying but often staying around the 6.3 Mbps range when I paid attention) but this was not his clearest effort to date. Robby told me to my face that he was loosening up on using his best production crew more aggressively in the Handheld titles; maintaining control but realizing that he could trust them to do more than he had been letting them in the past. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English (using 448 Kbps) with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. While there wasn't much separation between the channels, if any, the ladies were almost always clearly heard and their moans added to the enjoyment of the show.
Body of Review: Robby D. is the big cheese over at Handheld Pictures, his brainchild for hardcore smut projects that don't quite fit his regular employer. As such, he uses his position to explore settings and combinations of sex acts that might be too rough for them but help fuel his personal muse. Next month, he'll provide the world with yet another project in the form of Cumcocktion, a series of five lengthy scenes full of decadence and depravity using a variety of ladies one doesn't see every day. By carefully selecting his cast, he gets a chance to appreciate them being all they can be, hopefully giving fans some strokable action with a lot of replay value. The main draw this time was to offer up creampie scenes by the ladies, the loads of population pudding looking genuine in every case (unlike some of the competition). Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Madison Scott, a frisky blond wearing an animal print outfit barely hugging her curvy frame, was up first on the couch with studly Mick Blue while hotty Shawna Lenee was making out on the nearby easy chair with Scott Nails. Shawna's chest looked bigger than ever in her tight blue top but sadly, she through a hissy fit and stormed off when she caught her partner checking out Madison (all acting of course). I would have kept her in the scene myself (well, for myself at least) but this does open the door for making the company projects less predictable, solving a lament I have had for some time now as a means of spicing things up a bit. As a result, Mick started eating out Madison while she blew Scott, poor Shawna leaving the room. While I prefer all natural gals, Madison was very orally active as she slobbed their knobs in turns, savoring cock as if it were the one thing in her life that she couldn't get enough of. She jerked them off too, getting them ready for her active vaginal riding that left some streamers due to her excitement (or abundance of lube, you pick). She then continued riding them in various positions while blowing the other, both men serving her a lot of hardcore loving while she gave them an awesome experience in her tight, fuckable body. She took two internal pop shots vaginally here and tasted the remains as if she liked a healthy dose of genetic juice, swallowing with ease after the chemistry filled ride ended. Nice!
Scene Two: Angelina Ash, another curvy blond with a cock hungry attitude, was up next as the director and Scott Nails went through her dresser as she protested in her pink top and white shorts. They found a stash of Polaroid's where she was posing nude, teasing her that they didn't think they were really of the young starlet. She then set out to prove their suspicions wrong, taking off her clothing in the playful manner as they took a few more pictures. Her pretty eyes told her story and the men pawed her as expected, recording the process of showcasing her perfect ass. Scott then cheated and started eating her perfect pucker, Angelina moaning softly as he continued to elicit her pleasure responses while propped up on the expensive dresser. Her thong flew off and her top was down, Robby grabbing a handful of titty but letting his pal do all of the real work. To say she was faking it would probably be incorrect but her repetitive aural comments could have used some variety. Still, when it was her turn to go oral, she attacked his rod with a level of enthusiasm that proved (as Robby stated), it wasn't her first rodeo. The sloppy hummer aside, she wanted him pounding inside of her and the couple made it happen, her tits flailing about until she was on top of him for a more active vaginal ride. The bed looked comfortable but they moved about the room, the sticky spew oozing out of her snatch once he came pretty hard (I wonder what it will look like in high definition). Sweet!
Scene Three: Cassandra Calogera, a busty brunette with a massive rack, was up next as she interrupted Tommy Gunn's porn time, the guy watching one of Robby's earlier efforts to the point of losing track of the bigger picture (Cassandra wanted to be his fuck buddy and he sent her away like a knob). She then left for the bedroom where she masturbated using an industrial strength vibrator (the kind advertised as a neck massager), getting quite ripe and randy as the camera caught her sexy act. All juiced up, Cassandra put on a sexy (revealing) green dress and black boots, once again interrupting Tommy as she told him she was going out for awhile (and that was all he needed to know). She turned off his porn and convinced him to leave it off, Tommy grabbing her jugs and enjoying her tease before giving her some oral pleasure. She reciprocated with a solid hummer and titty fuck, the guy diddling her biscuit as she climbed aboard to strut her stuff. They fucked in several positions and she gave some more head, a little more titty fucking leading to the missionary where he deposited her load.
Scene Four: Joanna Angel, easily the most recognized lady of the cast with her multi-colored hair and punker attitude, was up next as she teased the camera and showed James Deen a good time. He went down on her first, tonguing her ass and licking her like a slave, spanking her fleshy backside before stretching it out with his fingers. He fucked her mouth a little but spent most of his time hammering away at her asshole, Joanna seemingly into her backdoor plundered by the guy in the bedroom. He fucked her cookie too but it was more of a sideline, the light roughness of his actions suiting her just fine according to her comments. There was choking and ATM too but the anal pounding was the most common act of the scene. The action finished up when Joanna received his creampie in her pussy, the lady trying to catch her breath as she recovered from his thrusts.
Scene Five: Britney Amber, another blond with a large rack and warm smile, was up last as she teased the director with her sweater covered implants. They spoke very little except in whispers, her lacy black panties looking moist as she walked around the room during the tease. As expected, Scott Nails took over the manly duties for the director, the gal jumping him on the nearby couch and removing his jeans to get at what she wanted, his big stiff penis. Britney started sucking on it as though she was in love with the taste, concentrating on the top few inches while her hand to gland combat style increased the friction on the rest of his prick. She looked at the camera too much while she did all of this, shattering the illusion more than I liked, but she definitely had the skills to be working in the scene from what I could tell. After she continued slobbing his knob, she burped and gulped a bit but wanted him inside her pussy, the two banging rapidly until his first creampie let loose inside of her. It slid out of her and they went for round two, some more oral and hand work followed by Britney getting vocal during the final bout of vaginal boning but blowing him to completion a second time. Whew!
Summary: Cumcocktion by director Robby D. for Handheld Pictures had a series of actual creampies for fans of the sub-genre, making it a step above the usual product where cheating is allowed all too readily. The cast was better than I would have thought going in to review it so when it comes out next month, consider it worthy of being Recommended. While most of his peers cheat the consumer with internal pop shots that are laughably fake, Robby used Cumcocktion to give consumers what they have demanded, elevating the merits of the movie beyond the partners having hardcore good times and making it memorable even for a jaded old porn hound like me. Well played in all ways, you get your money's worth this time!
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