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Breast Meat

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/28/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Breast Meat: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment

Riley Evans!

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Erik Everhard

Monica Foster

Cast: Gianna Michaels, Erik Everhard, Riley Evans, Marco Banderas, Monica Foster, Carolyn Reese, Jordan Star, Laylah Diamond
Non sex role: Jimmy Scaffnetti

Carolyn Reese!

Length: 200:14 minutes

Date of Production: 6/22/2008

Jordan Star!

Extras: The first disc had no extras to speak of, allowing for the bitrate to be higher on the footage displayed. The second disc was where all the extras action was at, the best extra being the 64:28 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage as shot by Jimmy Scaffnetti and Erik Everhard. There was mostly extra sex, a lot of extra nudity, and some interviews; with the women as well as with Jimmy and company all goofing off and fooling around added some value to the feature (most of it centered on additional sex footage though). There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a cast list, and 6 trailers to shows like Jailbait 5, Innocent Until Proven Filthy 4, Anal Prostitutes On Video 5, Anal Cavity Search 4, Innocent Until Proven Filthy 3, Beyond the Call of Booty 2, Double Vision, Jailbait 4, and This Butt's 4 U #3, on the double disc set.

Laylah Diamond!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Breast Meat was presented in a nicely shot 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Erik Everhard for distribution by Jules Jordan Video in the standard definition MPEG-2 codec. The lighting was largely even and plentiful so there was not a lot of grain or other visual issues to complain about. The camera angles always favored the women, making them look as good as possible, though usually at the expense of Erik. The camera was steady and the editing kept poor footage at a minimum, making it one of the best looking releases by Erik in recent times. Jimmy Scaffnetti was again elevated to the title of Director of Photography this time, perhaps a nod to the hard work the guy has put in to making Erik's movies so well regarded. I could fuss about minor matters (again, it's what I do though the mid level 5 Mbps bitrate never appearing to be an issue) but in general; it was a solid looking show. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate, with minimal separation between the channels but all the vocals meant to be heard were clearly discernable. There wasn't a lot of thumping music as others use and the sounds of the sexual activity were picked up nicely by the built in microphone on the camera. In short, the technical matters were fairly solid all around, better than a number of Erik's other gonzo titles of late.

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Body of Review: Erik Everhard is the most reliable stud in the Jules Jordan Video stable these days, his work in front of the camera gaining him the admiration of his audiences just as his direction, with some help from Jimmy Scaffnetti, is arguably the closest thing you will find to what Jules himself offers his legion of fans. In recent years, Erik has made sure to provide a large stream of double disc sets that give fans as much brand new fuck for the buck as you will find on the market, maintaining the quality levels as he does this. His latest title coming to me last week was Breast Meat: Special Edition, a show dedicated to large sweater puppies on some of the most desirable performers in the industry, adding the comment "The other, other white meat" after the title. While I am more into legs and ass myself, a nice set of natural breasts is not lost on me either, the six ladies making up the female cast list including favorites such as Gianna and Riley Evans, but also providing heated fun with Carolyn Reese, Laylah Diamond, Jordan Star, and Monica Foster (though suggesting her breasts where "white" seems a bit odd, to say the least). Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Gianna Michaels, the fine and fleshy female featured on the lower middle of the front cover, was up first and the perfect choice to lead a pack of busty babes as far as I'm concerned. There was some minimal story to her participation in the show, her role here was established quickly as an escort for hire Erik Everhard being her client this time. She was soon wearing only her cover outfit and tied to the second floor railing, her helpless state enhanced by the manner in which she teased the camera with her busty chest and long mane of hair. Once given the chance, she was all over his boner with her mouth and titties, aggressively inhaling it as she spit on it, rubbed herself all over it, and played with it so seductively. Gianna (the addition of her "last name" is still questionable to me since it is so new, and rare) is the perfect gal for such a scene and she made the most of it, encouraging Erik to get rougher with her and he rewarded her with some oral that prompted her to ask him "when was the last time they fed you?" The action had moved to the bed and the chemistry between them was very high indeed, the ripples of pleasure coursing through her body obvious given her physiological responses. The vaginal fucking showed both of them as equal partners too, Erik snacking on her ass crack before pounding her pussy in several positions. He rode her while pulling back on a belt around her neck (which she loved by the way) and they continued all over the room. A titty fuck and blowjob milked his meat pipe of genetic juice and she swallowed most of the fluid before looking into the camera with her devilish smile. Sweet!

Scene Two: Riley Evans, the blond with the huge knockers seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she teased in the bath tub without any clothing to get in the way. I'm quickly becoming a fan of hers since she is curvy enough to suit me (like Gianna) but isn't quite as lacking in muscle tone, her seductive personality able to make gold out of most scenes she is in. She masturbated and was showing how well the wet look worked on her, the combination of sweat and oils practically begging for some cock to play with. Gianna had some bush in her scene but Riley was limited to a tiny patch serving almost as a landing strip, the gal getting into a tiny black outfit she can wear to my house any time (complete with fishnet stockings). This led to her walking into the living room and putting on a secondary tease show, this time getting ready to work with Marco Banderas and Erik Everhard. They were stroking to her impromptu show and she approached them, taking charge of their evening by alternating on orally working their rods (with her hands adding additional friction). Riley was in heaven sucking them off and Erik got aggressive by initiating some throat fucking, Marco trying to emulate his act but both showing their own style. As her pretty eyes gazed deep inside of theirs, the guys started getting titty fucked and Erik even went down on her, Riley screaming and getting the cock she demanded stuffed inside her biscuit. The men took turns here too, her entire body serving the needs of the men to the point where even Erik admitted out loud how incredible she was. They left her asshole alone here but she gave as good as she got, Erik needing repeated breaks lest he pop too soon but the end of the scenes showing both men drained of population pudding (all over her luscious tits). Nice!

Scene Three: Monica Foster, the black gal spotted on the middle of the left side of the cover, was the final gal seen in the first disc, applying lotion all over herself in a seductive fashion before taking on Erik Everhard. The light music during the lotion part of the scene was generic but her sleek form pulled off the lingerie she wore very well, Erik jumping in to go down on her before she reciprocated so well. I found it curious that she would close her eyes to blow him and he gave her several prompts throughout the scene to encourage certain actions out of her but she was seriously into doing her best from appearances, the titty play in particular needing little vocal basis for her to do more. He diddled her and she smiled at the camera knowingly too, bending over to offer her ass for Erik to suck, his face lost between her cheeks even though this was a breast focused fuck flick. That led to the vaginal screwing and while her toned and tight body suited him just fine, she was probably the least active lady in the movie when it came to riding his dick hard. They did all the expected acts though and it wasn't a bad romp, just limited compared to the other scenes here, Monica's oral attributes suitable for anyone I know. She blew him to completion at the end and rubbed the seed into her chest, ending disc one fairly well.

Scene Four: Carolyn Reese, the curvy blond found on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc with Erik Everhard after Jimmy gave her a ride. She was wearing street clothes consisting of a white top and blue jeans with a cap, the joke of the scene being Carolyn & Jimmy assisting with a move. Carolyn tried on some of the lingerie and the guys caught her, Erik using his charms to snag her when Jimmy went on an errand. She gave Erik a show on the futon and he felt her up, resulting in her taking down his pants to blow him seductively. Jimmy walked in on them during the POV blowjob and titty fuck, taking the camera over so Erik could eat her out and fuck her silly, Carolyn providing a very active vaginal ride in numerous positions. Erik was drilling her in his usual trance and she was practically begging him to get rougher, his titty smacking turning her on by the looks of it. I also noticed that even after the POV material, she was strictly focused on him, keeping eye contact as the sweaty pair went at it so actively. She looked up a few times with an expression that made me believe she was thinking something like "I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this" and there was some taste testing but the extensive breast play fit right in with the theme of the show so fans will enjoy it a lot. The colors looked slightly washed out here but her ending dirty talk and titty fuck milked the genetic juice right out of his rod, those lovely mammaries living up to their full potential (I was curious as to what was cut from the audio track though before she tasted his spew). Yum!

Scene Five: Jordan Star, the busty brunette seen on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she fussed at Jimmy for his lack of attention to her (he responded by pointing out how he took her to McDonald's for Valentine's Day) but she figured out the best way to get him to show his appreciation would be to get all sexy so she donned her mesh outfit (as seen on the front cover) and oiled her breasts up, using a glass dildo to warm up with as she caught his eye. There was a cut "cue card" about how long he lasted with her (under 30 seconds) so it wasn't surprising that she ended up with Erik Everhard after the guys had a misunderstanding about a meeting place. Erik took advantage of the situation and Jordan seemed to relish the attention he bestowed upon her, Eric focusing most of his oral loving on her ample breasts. As sensitive as her nipples were, he enhanced the moment by diddling her cookie too, the curvy gal stroking his mostly clad cock as a result. She dropped to her knees to slob his knob and titty fuck his rigid rod and the pair were then screwing vaginally in no time at all. Her aural efforts were repetitive but the standing fucking was at least as good as the admittedly fun bedroom frolics they shared, Jordan much more active when on top and pumping away than when she was underneath him. There was some added POV footage here too, though not that much of it, and Jimmy as cameraman seemed to understand that more titty footage was the right way to go. Erik pulled Jordan's hair and slapped her fleshy body on occasion too, the power fucking displayed wearing her out. There wasn't as much personal chemistry this time and she looked at the camera a lot but it seemed like the editing caught most of those moments and the titty fuck ending was preserved (as well as the humor).

Scene Six: Laylah Diamond, the frisky little brunette seen on the upper middle of the cover, was up last and she mixed things up with a cute set up showing her getting ready for her big scene with Erik Everhard by changing into a white mesh top, lace panties, a muff buster skirt, and stripper shoes as she teased with the knowledge that breasts=power. She then walked into the bedroom to give a display of her titties, rubbing her pink bikini topped nipples to get them hard (at least they were "getting there") according to her). One of the best things about Erik and Jules as far as their movies are concerned, is the amount of tease material both offer. This was especially the case here as the seductive little vixen took her sweet time giving him her undivided attention. I thought it was a great idea for her to spend more time rubbing his cock on her tits than usual and not going all out while sucking his dick (at least initially) but the fun factor was higher than average too and the POV portion of the scene swapped out for him going down on her and hammering her pussy like it was the first he had been able to drill in days. She laughed at the delightful sensations he gave her with his hands and tongue but the pure ecstasy on her face during the penetrative portion of the scene really made the extended foreplay worthwhile. She rubbed her clit while he boned her, Laylah too into the action to push back on his prick but clearly enjoying all he had to offer. By the end of the scene, she was impaling herself really well though and her howls of pleasure will certainly provide numerous bouts of inspired hand to gland combat long after this one fades away in the memory of most consumers (at least for me). It finished up with a titty fuck and solid wad of population pudding coating her, I hope to see a lot more of her in future titles. Whew!

Summary: Breast Meat by director Erik Everhard for Jules Jordan Video had a wealth of sexy babes using their sweater puppies and other assets with great amounts of tease included, meriting a rating of Highly Recommended for the levels of fuck for the buck, replayability, and strokability observed by this reviewer. Each lady had a different style and approach to the action but they all had a definite amount of physical appeal too, factoring in for me as I enjoyed the movie in a lengthy titty marathon of sorts. In short, Breast Meat: Special Edition provided exactly the kind of action the cover promised and lots of it, making it one of the best such titles of the year. If you like big titties and fun gals, you're going to love this one!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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