This European porno with a plot from director Francois Regis and producer Marc Porel finds a bunch of campers heading out to the woods for a bit of rest and relaxation. A couple of different groups co-mingle and basically start fucking one another, which complicates relations just a little bit. Various people are filming one another in the act, and eventually a few of the characters wind up lost, with someone watching in the woods...
The plot in this one is decent enough to keep things moving, which is important because you will go a good twenty minutes between sex scenes at one point. Performance wise, a lot of the actors are dubbed so it's kind of hard to gauge but 'good enough' is probably an apt description. Here's a look at the ever important sex scenes:
Scene 1 - Daria Glower And Some Guy: These two start getting hot and heavy in the back of the bus. He sucks on her fake tits to get things started and then shoves her onto the table so that he can take off her pants and eat her out and finger fuck her. She strokes him off with her feet while he video tapes her and then she blows him. She titty fucks him then bends over and takes it doggy style for a bit. They go at it missionary style and then he pulls out and shoots his load onto her stomach.
Scene 2 - A Pretty Brunette And A Guy: Sitting beside a campfire out in the woods, these two are obviously in the mood for love. She, a lovely brunette with a nose ring and a back tattoo, climbs on top of him and sucks his cock and then rolls over onto her side so that he can spoon fuck her. She rides him cowgirl style for a bit and then gets down on all fours for some doggy style fucking after which he pulls out and blows a wad onto the top of her ass.
Scene 3 - Brittany Whisper, Christina Lee, Claudia Rossi, Cynthia Vellons And Two Guys: This scene is actually sort of two scenes in one. It starts off with the four girls in the barn unaware that the two guys are watching with a video camera. Dressed like southern farm girls they start getting hot and heavy with the licking and the heavy petting before a big old lipstick lesbian orgy breaks out. They take turns eating one another out and fingering each other, no toys needed, just au natural girl on girl on girl on girl action.
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Once the girls have finished up, they head out of the barn and into the house where the two guys are waiting. Each guy takes two girls, who take turns sucking his respective cock before getting down to the actual fucking. The girls take turns riding the guys and getting finger fucked, periodically sitting on a face or licking one another out for kicks. Eventually one of the girls gets DP'd for a bit while the other three ladies watch and masturbate and the guys go back to fucking one girl at a time. They pull out and spray their cum around the room, ending the scene.
Scene 4 - A Brunette And A Guy: Meanwhile back in the barn, that cute brunette from the second scene is giving a cowboy a blowjob. She sucks him for a good long while and then bends over so he can finger her for a bit before fucking her doggy style. She rides him cowgirl and then reverse cowgirl before rolling over on her side and taking it up the ass. She gets down on all fours and he fucks her doggy style and then pulls out and shoots his goop onto her bumhole.
Scene 5 - Melissa And Two Guys: Melissa and her two boy toys are hanging out outside talking. She starts sucking their fingers and soon one thing leads to another and they move over to the bed of a nearby pickup truck. She strips and takes turns sucking their cocks before getting down on all fours so one guy can lick her while she gobbles the other guy's dick. She lets one guy fuck her pussy and then her ass while she blow dude #2, and then they both shoot onto her tits to finish the scene.
Scene 6 - Melissa And A Guy: Melissa and her friend hear out to the field with a blanket. They lay down and he sucks her tits and then she gives him head. He fucks her missionary style and then cowgirl style and then she bends over and lets him fuck her up the ass for a bit. He pulls out and shoots his load onto her ass cheek.
The sex in the film is good. It's well shot, well acted, and done with an attractive cast. The lesbian scenes are nice and steamy while Melissa Lauren's to later performances really stand out and let her strut her stuff. As mentioned, there are long stretches in the film without sex and that might put some people off if they're just looking for a quick wank, but the storyline here is fun and features a couple of interesting twists along the way.
Presented in 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen, the transfer for My Scary Movix would actually pretty decent if it didn't shimmer like crazy throughout the film and if it weren't riddled with compression artifacts. Color reproduction is nice and there's plenty of detail to look at but the shimmering is really bad here and it gets very distracting after a couple of minutes as the picture is constantly jittering and bouncing around. The jittering and compression artifacts really hurt the picture, however - the movie doesn't look as good as it should.
Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo tracks are offered up in French, English, German, Spanish, Italian and Polish with subtitles offered up in Romanian, Hungarian, Greek, Portuguese, and Czech! The stereo track here is fine. Dialogue is easy to follow and the levels are well balanced. There aren't any problems to report with hiss or distortion and it's never a problem following the film.
First up in the 'X-Tra Pleasures' section is Vulve Fiction (0:41), which is basically just a quick, humorous safe sex advertisement of some sort. Also in this section is Erection Fatal (0:46), another humorous safe sex/AIDS awareness spot. More substantial is bonus strip tease #1 (4:03) where a sexy European brunette strips down on the couch for us. A second strip tease (4:07) follows suit and offers up a different take on the same concept!
A Making Of (29:11) featurette is offered up in English, French or German. Presented in pixilated non-anamorphic widescreen, it takes us behind the scenes of the production and offers up some fairly superficial interviews with the cast and crew members of this production. The hardcore footage often times has big pink X's on top of it, which is a bit frustrating.
Rounding out the extra features are eight bonus trailers, a still gallery, animated menus and chapter selection.
If the transfer were better this would come recommended as there's a fun story here with some solid sex scenes. Unfortunately the image quality leaves a lot to be desired so My Scary Movix really isn't worth more than a rental.