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Oil Rigs

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/3/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Jessica Lynn!

Oil Rigs

Third Degree

Kelly Divine!

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Tony Vela

Ricki White!

Cast: Jessica Lynn, Steve Holmes, Kelly Divine, Chris Charming, Ricki White, Alex Gonz, Phoenix Marie, Jayden James, Chris Charming, Alexis Texas, Criss

Length: 158:08 minutes

Phoenix Marie and Jayden James!

Date of Production: 5/3/2008

Alexis Texas!

Extras: The best extra was the 17:29 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that gave the ladies a chance to provide some career details, a bit of additional nudity, and some clowning around. There was a playful quality to the way the ladies engaged those around them, even allowing some pawing of their assets, and fans of the gals will want to check it out at least once. There were some trailers, a cum shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, and a true double sided DVD cover as well as a cast list at the end of the credits too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Oil Rigs was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Tony Vela for Third Degree in 480i resolution using the MPEG-2 codec favored by standard definition productions. The lighting was almost always decent after the opening scene; optimal on the bodies as it limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; but the crotches were not lit as well as they should have been. The composition of the shots wasn't always completely flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4 Mbps area so it looked pretty decent in most cases. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.

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Body of Review: Tony Vela is a relatively new director of porn though a mention of the name among production personal seems to show he is not unheard of (by one name or another). I've seen a few of his past efforts for another company but when given a chance to see what he released under the Third Degree banner recently, I jumped at the chance, the movie called Oil Rigs. The idea behind the movie is to provide a curvy cast of cuties that all get their asses oiled up during the tease parts of their scenes, all six ladies looking healthy from my point of view (I'm an ass man, I admit it). This has become something of a cottage industry of late with the success of the Big Wet Asses series at another company but even that one was not the first to display women all shined up by copious amounts of oils so I was curious to see what Tony would come up with. Given the cast had ladies like Alexis Texas, Ricki White, Jessica Lynn, Jayden James, Phoenix Marie, and Kelly Divine, I was confident that it would be difficult to screw this one up as each of these ladies is a top notch performer, all of them gifted with wonderfully round rumps. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jessica Lynn, a young blond with a curvy body, specifically a fleshy ass, was up first as she spoke with the director. This led to her being interviewed over the valley in a skimpy black outfit that was quite revealing, her desire to get lubed up in the plastic wading pool adding to the fun. It was an overcast day and he squirted some oil on her from behind the camera, her titties getting the first dose and her ass taking the second. The booty shaking proved she needs to have a seat on my face, I mean at my place some day, the wet look really working for her in my estimation. There was no cheesy music for her to shake to and the tease was a bit slower because of it but I liked watching her by herself a whole lot. Once this was through, she began sitting on the face of Steve Holmes, the man savoring her pussy before she reciprocated by giving him some hungry head. She did best with no hands but she was no stranger to blowing a large cock from the looks of it, moving to some decent vaginal plowing in short order. Steve did most of the work but her appealing ass was oiled up yet again and I hope to see more of her in action when it can be with someone she truly likes. The scene closed up with him busting a nut of genetic juice into her mouth, Jessica spitting it out but giving some post coital head too.

Scene Two: Kelly Divine, a cheerful gal with a round and juicy ass, was up next as she teased in the living room while wearing an orange pair of shorts and matching bikini top. The director guided her through various motions and oiled her up, making sure he got some footage of her titties too as she gave plenty of visual cues to provide a total body look. Her cameltoe entranced him but I was happier with the booty shots that dominated the tease, Kelly jumping into the bathtub to keep the mess to a minimum. Kelly is the type of gal that the more I see in movies, the more I want to spend some quality time with her, or at least visualize such an encounter while testing my latest surrogate toys. In any case, she was naked when she climbed down the second story stairs to the living room below, bending over when she asked for a "great big fucking cock" and she was granted her wish with Chris Charming oiling her up some more before massaging her ass with his cock. She sat on his face for fun and then moved to slobbing his knob with flair, enjoying the taste and giving some passionate oral to the guy before they fucked like teenagers on prom night. It was a vaginal ride only but she excelled in the role of hotty here, more oiling up done at intervals throughout the couch related scene. He ended it by rubbing out a load of population pudding into her mouth, Kelly swallowing it before the all too abrupt edit. Nice!

Scene Three: Ricki White, a 22 year old brunette with a love of ass worship, was up next as she showed her booty to the director outside. She was wearing white shorts and a light purple bikini top, her fine ass cheeks looking even better with oil on them (though pouring it on her shorts seemed kind of lame). The clothed play was pretty hot too though so maybe he's on to something, Ricki already knowing her effect on ass men given how she gyrated and otherwise used the shorts to prop up her butt. She then masturbated and joined Alex Gonz in the bedroom, the guy eating her out as he slapped her ass to liven things up. She gave a great hummer too but the active vaginal ride was my interest all along, Ricki allowing him to do most of the work until she was properly warmed up. Ricki seemed to enjoy rubbing herself on him and pumping herself on his cock, several positions of doing so leading to some taste testing and anal antics (with ATM) that many of you will find impressive. As with the other scenes, there was more oiling up parts to the scene too, her verbal comments helping to drive Alex even harder as he pounded her beautiful backside anally. The scene ended when he popped a nut on her ass crack too, the scene most fulfilling. Yum!

Scene Four: Phoenix Marie, a gorgeous blond wearing a black mesh body stocking and Jayden James, in a skimpy black top and patterned (white and black) booty shorts, were up next as they teased together to show they had ample samples that any ass man could fall for. The cheeks were spread, the oil was poured on in liberal quantities, and the ladies seemed to play well together before they were rewarded with Chris Charming giving them his bone to own. That the ladies gave each other head was a nice touch but the caressing during the oil stages added the most value for me. They double teamed Chris' cock orally and that added some value except that there wasn't much of it. The cock ring was a bit too passive as well so while I adore both of the ladies in terms of their physical looks, the chemistry they shared was for each other rather than for him and his cock, making it a good scene but not quite what it could have been. Phoenix was the better lay of the pair, at least here, and the ending pop shot went to her face from Jayden's ass cheek, the gals sharing the spew to close it up.

Scene Five: Alexis Texas, the bountiful beauty showcased on the front cover, was up last as she followed the formulaic approach of the movie, her relative lack of muscle tone not bothering me in the slightest as she went through the motions required of her here. Her cheeks looked as promising as ever when oiled up and she knew how to play the game, joined by a moper named Criss once the tease was through. She used her hands more than I like in the hummer portion of the scene, that kind of thing great in handjob flicks but not as appreciated when she's supposed to be wrapping her lips around the rod, and he gave her all of three licks before starting to drill her pussy, but she still looked really good here. While Alexis did some taste testing and proved to look even better oiled up, she was best when pumping her slickened ass on cock, the vaginal ride a treat to watch once she was finally heated up enough to enjoy herself. The ride was not consistent though so I took the better parts mentally for my internal spank bank and will fondly refer to them when by myself, the ending load gracing her face by the end of the scene.

Summary: Oil Rigs by director Tony Vela for Third Degree was a lot of fun with every gal looking perfect for the role. I admit that only two of the scenes were really outstanding but the other three were pretty good too so if you like seeing large, luscious rumps all oiled up and teasing before pleasing, you will want to pick up a copy of this flick I rated as Recommended. The strokability, replay value, and fun factor were high here so if you aren't afraid of womanly curves, give some thought to picking up Tony Vela's latest bonanza of beauties called Oil Rigs as he really is starting to prove himself.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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