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Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 9/16/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Studio: Hustler

Directed By: Stuart Canterbury

Length: 1 hrs. 46 mins.

Release Date: 9/4/2008

Production Year: 06/24/2008

Category:  Feature, Parodies, Sex Comedy

Genre:  Letterboxed, Spies/Secret Agents, Straight, Anamorphic 16:9

Condoms: None

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Performers:  Dino Bravo, Eden Adams, Eric Swiss, Kayla Paige, Rod Fontana, Tony DeSergio, Veronica Jett, Veronica Rayne.

Hustler Teaser: Saving the Day, One Fuck at a Time!! With the world threatened by the evil   organization know as P.E.N.I.S., Maxwell Smartass, and Agent 69 are ready to save the day, one fuck at a time!

The Movie: Two years ago Hustler released a similar  parody of the  cult  classic Get Smart called  Get  Luckierwhich  was one of the  first  few titles I  reviewed. Get Luckier set off a chain reaction in which everyone in the adult industry jumped on the parody bandwagon. With more parodies slated to be released before the end of the year, Stuart Canterbury brings to life the  sexual side of the  world  of  secret agents of KUNTROL and what is required of them as they  go beyond the  call of  duty to save the  world from  the evil organization PENIS  who has discovered the true identities of there agents is  sending  out a team of crack seductresses to neutralize them. With the help of LarryButt and Agent  69, these  super  sleuths  come  together to  save the identities of KUNTROL Agents.

Maxwell SmartAss

The DVD:

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Audio/Video:  Get SmartAss is directed by Stuart Canterbury for Hustler and distributed by LFP is presented in anamorphic 16.9 ratios and the picture was sharp and consistent. Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo sound. The skin tones are realistic and the picture is clean and crisp. The  sound  didn't  test my speakers at  all and the  vocals  were  very  clear.

Max and Agent 69

The Extras: When it comes to "extras" Hustler goes very light on them. The BTS is rather plain showcasing the every day stuff that you see in the standard BTS. The trailers are listed below, like I said.. they are as Don said  very  thin in extras dept.

The  Infamous Shoe Phone

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Behind the Scenes, Slide Show, Trailers, Int. Tel. Sex, Web Site Information, Sex Talk, Hustler.com, Hustler Hollywood.

The Evil Dr. Ho

Trailers: Daddy  Please Stop Fucking My Friends, Barely Legal#84, Busty  Beauties: Flotation Device, Squirt-a-licous,ATM Guzzlers, Belladonna is Cock-Hungry, Alt Chicks Fuck Better, I  Just Swallowed It.

Max, Agent 69 & The Chief

Opening Scene: Just like in the mainstream classic Get Smart, Agent Maxwell SmartAss makes his way to the secret hide-a-way of the KUNTROL agents to meet up with Agent 69 played by Veronica Rayne and The Chief played by veteran performer/director Rod Fontana. The Chief briefs them on what is going on and of the risks involved. Max and Agent 69 go off to solve the mystery of who is feeding Dr. Ho this information.

Scene 1: Kayla Paige & Eric Swiss:

LarryButt played  by Eric Swiss finds himself in a  pretty  predicament when he  finds himself in the  skilled hands of Seductress #1 played by Kayla Paige who  for me happens to be the most  attractive of all the ladies in Get SmartAss. She does a nice enough job sucking him off and deep throating him. They have nice chemistry together and it shows throughout the scene.

Scene 2: Britney Amber & Rod Fontana:

Next you have the Chief getting his rocks off by Britney another PENIS agent who seems to be off elsewhere while she is mechanically going through the sex scene. There isn't a lot of chemistry with these two, but then again I guess she wasn't too happy with the choice of partners for this scene.

Scene 3: Eden Adams and Envi:

Dr. Ho has enlisted the help of these two young ladies to seduce Maxwell and have to show Dr. Ho that they are more than capable to do the job. Well I'm sorry to say that they don't. There is no chemistry and the g/g action is so lacking. It looks like more of a photo op than anything else. They weren't the eye candy that would make you want to watch them in action.

Scene 4: Veronica Jett & Dino Bravo:

While on theshoe phone with Agent 69, Max  allows himself  to be  captured  by one of the Seductress, this  time its Veronica Jett who  turns the tables on Max.They  look  very  good together and look to be having a good time with the other. They  go at it in  several  vaginal positions before  Max let out his load on her.

Scene 5: Veronica Rayne &  Tony De Sergio:

Last up we have Agent 69 who while undercover, she infiltrates PENIS's hideout and turns the tables on Dr. Ho. One things leads to  another and they are going at it in some  heated foreplay and into a few  position before Tony unloads on her  breasts.

Final Thoughts: What should have been very enjoyable to watch ended up being down right boring. The  light  slap stick  comedy in  the scene  made it  some what  bearable. Aside from the overall excellent technical aspect, Get SmartAss didn't do anything for me. I think what killed it for me was the scene with Rod Fontana and Britney Amber. I don't mean to offend anyone  but  men  his  age  shouldn't  be in  front of the  camera  anymore. Porn is meant to sell a fantasy but what women would fantasize about a man his age. For me, its all about a good looking couple paired up to make a scene work. My other pet  peeve  was the  g/g scene. One of the girls was more into the other. The way I see it.. if you are  going to  do a G/g scene  just  don't  do it  for the $$. It's sad because many of the new girls  today  fall into that  category where they say they are into girls and   aren't.  Overall I would have to say that  Get SmartAss  did  stay  close  enough to the original including  down to the  score but I would have to  give it a " Rent It".

Sorry.. it just  didn't  do it  for me..


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