Performers: Dino Bravo, Eden Adams, Eric Swiss, Kayla Paige, Rod Fontana, Tony DeSergio, Veronica Jett, Veronica Rayne.
Hustler Teaser: Saving the Day, One Fuck at a Time!! With the world threatened by the evil organization know as P.E.N.I.S., Maxwell Smartass, and Agent 69 are ready to save the day, one fuck at a time!
The Movie: Two years ago Hustler released a similar parody of the cult classic Get Smart called Get Luckierwhich was one of the first few titles I reviewed. Get Luckier set off a chain reaction in which everyone in the adult industry jumped on the parody bandwagon. With more parodies slated to be released before the end of the year, Stuart Canterbury brings to life the sexual side of the world of secret agents of KUNTROL and what is required of them as they go beyond the call of duty to save the world from the evil organization PENIS who has discovered the true identities of there agents is sending out a team of crack seductresses to neutralize them. With the help of LarryButt and Agent 69, these super sleuths come together to save the identities of KUNTROL Agents.
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Audio/Video: Get SmartAss is directed by Stuart Canterbury for Hustler and distributed by LFP is presented in anamorphic 16.9 ratios and the picture was sharp and consistent. Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo sound. The skin tones are realistic and the picture is clean and crisp. The sound didn't test my speakers at all and the vocals were very clear.
Max and Agent 69
The Extras: When it comes to "extras" Hustler goes very light on them. The BTS is rather plain showcasing the every day stuff that you see in the standard BTS. The trailers are listed below, like I said.. they are as Don said very thin in extras dept.
The Infamous Shoe Phone
Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Behind the Scenes, Slide Show, Trailers, Int. Tel. Sex, Web Site Information, Sex Talk, Hustler.com, Hustler Hollywood.
The Evil Dr. Ho
Trailers: Daddy Please Stop Fucking My Friends, Barely Legal#84, Busty Beauties: Flotation Device, Squirt-a-licous,ATM Guzzlers, Belladonna is Cock-Hungry, Alt Chicks Fuck Better, I Just Swallowed It.
Max, Agent 69 & The Chief
Opening Scene: Just like in the mainstream classic Get Smart, Agent Maxwell SmartAss makes his way to the secret hide-a-way of the KUNTROL agents to meet up with Agent 69 played by Veronica Rayne and The Chief played by veteran performer/director Rod Fontana. The Chief briefs them on what is going on and of the risks involved. Max and Agent 69 go off to solve the mystery of who is feeding Dr. Ho this information.
Scene 1: Kayla Paige & Eric Swiss:
LarryButt played by Eric Swiss finds himself in a pretty predicament when he finds himself in the skilled hands of Seductress #1 played by Kayla Paige who for me happens to be the most attractive of all the ladies in Get SmartAss. She does a nice enough job sucking him off and deep throating him. They have nice chemistry together and it shows throughout the scene.
Scene 2: Britney Amber & Rod Fontana:
Next you have the Chief getting his rocks off by Britney another PENIS agent who seems to be off elsewhere while she is mechanically going through the sex scene. There isn't a lot of chemistry with these two, but then again I guess she wasn't too happy with the choice of partners for this scene.
Scene 3: Eden Adams and Envi:
Dr. Ho has enlisted the help of these two young ladies to seduce Maxwell and have to show Dr. Ho that they are more than capable to do the job. Well I'm sorry to say that they don't. There is no chemistry and the g/g action is so lacking. It looks like more of a photo op than anything else. They weren't the eye candy that would make you want to watch them in action.
Scene 4: Veronica Jett & Dino Bravo:
While on theshoe phone with Agent 69, Max allows himself to be captured by one of the Seductress, this time its Veronica Jett who turns the tables on Max.They look very good together and look to be having a good time with the other. They go at it in several vaginal positions before Max let out his load on her.
Scene 5: Veronica Rayne & Tony De Sergio:
Last up we have Agent 69 who while undercover, she infiltrates PENIS's hideout and turns the tables on Dr. Ho. One things leads to another and they are going at it in some heated foreplay and into a few position before Tony unloads on her breasts.
Final Thoughts: What should have been very enjoyable to watch ended up being down right boring. The light slap stick comedy in the scene made it some what bearable. Aside from the overall excellent technical aspect, Get SmartAss didn't do anything for me. I think what killed it for me was the scene with Rod Fontana and Britney Amber. I don't mean to offend anyone but men his age shouldn't be in front of the camera anymore. Porn is meant to sell a fantasy but what women would fantasize about a man his age. For me, its all about a good looking couple paired up to make a scene work. My other pet peeve was the g/g scene. One of the girls was more into the other. The way I see it.. if you are going to do a G/g scene just don't do it for the $$. It's sad because many of the new girls today fall into that category where they say they are into girls and aren't. Overall I would have to say that Get SmartAss did stay close enough to the original including down to the score but I would have to give it a " Rent It".