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Big Tits Round Asses 9


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/22/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand


Rucca Page

Big Tits Round Asses 9

Bang Bros

Cassandra Calogera

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Dale R.

Alanna Ackerman and Whitney Stevens

Cast: Rucca Page, Cassandra Calogera, Whitney Stevens, Alanna Ackerman, Gianna, Stacy Adams

Length: 32:07+25:38+28:14+27:27+27:37 minutes

Gianna!

Dates of Production: 2/6/2008, 2/19/2008, 2/28/2008, 3/5/2008, 4/27/2008

Extra's: There were some trailers and a photogallery but that was it.

Stacy Adams

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Big Tits Round Asses 9 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Dale R. for Bang Bros, released in this standard definition (480i resolution), MPEG-2 encoded title. One of the trademark issues the scenes shot for this series have are that the technical values always seem on the low side, as if consumers of the website will shrug off any problems as being "good enough" for porn, but the generic nature of the effort was handled fairly well and added to the strokability for me. The lighting tended to be whatever ambient light was available, resulting in substantial grain, shadows, and video noise as frequent visitors to the scenes released by the company. This impacts the accuracy of the fleshtones and can be an issue if you care as much about the technical aspects of your porn as I do. The five scenes here varied a lot in terms of picture quality but the general quality wasn't as bad as some of the company's previous works, skating by on the energy factor provided by the performers at times, most of whom are established professionals. The bit rate for the scenes generally hovered around the 3 Mbps rate; on the low side but not too low. The composition of the shots and the editing all served to provide a mixed bag too, making me wish the raw footage was handed over to a better editor to clean up a bit before being released on DVD. Still, it was better then a lot of their earlier work and the ladies had fun so I was largely forgiving of the many mistakes observed. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (192 Kbps for those who care), with the vocals on the low end at times but not covered by droning music so I was okay with it.

Body of Review: Bang Bros is best known as a successful internet porn company, producing a wide variety of scenes for fans throughout the world these days. One of their best selling genres relates to big, round asses and the latest such title making it my way was Big Tits Round Asses 9. Given that popular Gianna was gracing the front of the DVD case, I figured that there would be at least one solid scene to speak of but there were some others you should appreciate as well, all of the ladies possessing the kind of ass many of us (myself included!) would love to get busy with. That said, here's a quick look at the five scenes, noting that condoms tend to be standard in any Bang Bros titles:

Scene One: Rucca Page, an all natural gal built for comfort over speed, was up first in her camisole as she played with her titties, having found out her partner was not available just yet. She started without him as she sucked her own nipples and toyed with them in this 32:07 minute scene, masturbating to get moist for his eventual appearance. She then pulled out a neon pink vibrator to insert inside of her cookie, moving to her ass in no time at all. The kitchen and dinning room setting gave the hairy gal some leverage but she was more inclined to need a couch, especially when the pink vibrating eggs came into play. Her booty call buddy (not her steady boyfriend) was a moper and a regular in these skits, moving to her breasts and pussy as he acquainted himself with them orally. She reciprocated with a decent knob slobbing act, serving to warm both of them up even more before he plowed her pussy and ass with his cock. Rucca was a moderately active ride vaginally but the anal was too much for her here, her limited attempts to push back and meet his thrusts appreciated but not enough to win me over. Her toy helped her accept him better and the mouth of genetic juice seemed to please her sense of taste, but not enough for her to keep him over her other male partner.

Scene Two: Cassandra Calogera, a chunky chick from Connecticut in a green top, was up next as she spoke with director Dale on the couch. She was frisky about feeling herself up and showing herself off, her ample chest and ass serving to meet the series requirements even if she was a bit hefty. She teased and masturbated before being joined by a tattooed mope, the man fingering her as she moaned in pleasure. I liked the titty fucking action here and she seemed more into the action than Rucca, the formulaic approach followed only slightly hampering the action for me. While Cassandra only did vaginal work to supplement her blowjob, it was active and she seemed to display some chemistry with her uncredited partner, taking the mouth pop with a smile, showing how much she enjoyed population pudding in her 25:38 minute long scene.

Scene Three: Whitney Stevens, a popular brunette, and Orlando native Alanna Ackerman, were up next as they provided something off the beaten track in this 28:14 minute scene. Whitney had not been into chicks but showed she was able to enjoy Alanna, some kissing leading to titty play on the couch. The guys from the previous two scenes then joined in after the gals went down on each other, making out in a sort of orgy on the couch by the picture window. The camera work was not optimal here but the exchange of bodily fluids wasn't bad, perhaps a bit limited by the lack of skill shown by the men but otherwise okay. The active hummers led to equally active vaginal positions, Whitney showing she was the better skilled of the pair but each showing the men a good time. They were not showing any personal chemistry so much as performing for the camera here, the anal action limiting the quality of the thrusting action displayed. Whitney took the titty pop while Alanna took the load to her chest, an okay scene but hardly the best the company has to offer.

Scene Four: Gianna, the curvy babe on the front cover, was up next in a 27:27 minute long scene that began on the roof. She put on some skimpy work out attire and this gave the camera a lot of free glimpses to enjoy, her breasts practically pouring out of her halter top and her shorts barely covering her pubes. Gianna is a thick gal, some might say "fluffy", but her ass in the air as she rode the stationary bike was sweet eye candy. Gianna teased Dale and the footage was pretty heated given her natural inclinations to get a guy horned up. She took her clothing off slowly and poured her water on her body, the wet look enhancing her appeal even more as she carried out the masturbation act she then provided. Gianna wanted dick though, preferably lots of it too, so she showered up (masturbating as she did) and was eventually joined by an earlier guy that had some issues getting hard for her. Granted, Gianna took it as a challenge and blew him to erection but that she would need to do so was kind of weird given her physical appeal. The rest of the scene showed hotty Gianna actively riding cock and taste testing, laughing at how she milked his balls dry before swallowing his wad of semen. Whew!

Scene Five: Stacy Adams, a black gal with some nice moves herself, was up last as she brought in the "dynamic duo" of mopes, a pair of brothers that both wanted her (one claiming to be her regular partner). To bad for them that she only wanted her boyfriend so after a minimal amount of tease, the he started playing with her fleshy figure, Stacy even giving some of her stripper moves to elevate the situational dynamic. I admit that her face wasn't my type of thing but fans of tits & ass should find her to be more than a handful. She performed for the camera too, staring at the camera most of the time as if she were trying to advertise her skills, never showing the requisite chemistry needed to add value to the movie (or replay value) but worth checking out a time or two all the same. She sucked him off several times, titty fucked his rod, and allowed herself to get plowed vaginally on her shaven biscuit before taking the cream pie.

Summary: Big Tits Round Asses 9 by director Dale R. had some shining moments to be sure but aside from Gianna's heated scene, the others ranged from warm to mediocre so I rated the DVD as a Rent It. The weak extras and modest technical values did little to prop up some of the decidedly fair scenes that might be enough to merit joining the company website but picking up the DVD would require more fuck for the buck and replay value. In short, Big Tits Round Asses 9 is something you can use for your personal hand to gland combat action but you can do better, even if you limit your purchases to the Bang Brother back catalog.


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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



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