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Personal Czechs

Studio: Jake Cruise » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 9/23/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Production Date:  July 2006

Directed By: Jake Cruise

The Movie:

Horny Central European men pair up for erotic couplings.

Cast:  Ivan, Tanek, Frederico, and Lubor

Run Time: 1 Hour and 46 Minutes

Condoms: Yes

Scene One:

Ivan (cute with short dark brown hair, toned/slender/smooth body) and his buddy Tanek (good-looking with short light brown hair, muscular/smooth body) kiss with deep wet tongues as their curious hands explore each other's bodies. Tanek lifts his pal's shirt up and begins sucking 'n licking his hard nipples with loud sucking noises. Dude practically nurses that man-nipple! In return, Ivan plays copycat and gives Tanek's hard nipples some loving oral attention. Ivan practically worships Tanek's beautiful muscular body and Tanek definitely enjoys the attention filling the room with loud moans and heavy lusty sighs. 

Tanek yanks Ivan's red pants off revealing shortly trimmed pubes, plump balls, and an uncut cock.  He jacks that throbbing boner nursing the knob and giving some nice head. Ivan then pulls Tanek's shorts off showing his shortly trimmed brown pubes and unclipped tool.  Ivan chows down on that dick sliding his mouth up 'n down giving some very good head with nice cock sucking close-ups. The dudes roll around on the bed making love and continuing with the deep soul kissing when Ivan grabs Tanek's hot bubble butt cheeks and spreads 'em exposing his tight lightly hairy bunghole.

Tanek repositions himself with his legs spread nice 'n wide with his legs up in the air so that his pulsing pucker is on full display as Ivan teases it with his fingertips. There are some hot close-ups here of that mouth-watering asshole. Ivan fucks Tanek fast 'n smooth in the doggy-style position making Tanek loudly moan with just a few not-so-good penetration shots. To finish up, the dudes beat their meat with Ivan shooting a thick load on his fist and stomach and Tanek cutting loose with a thick and small load on Ivan's chest.

Scene Two:

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Muscular hunk Tanek from scene one is back and this time with his pal Frederico (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth body). The guys get down with some heavy French kissing and feeling each other up before Tanek pulls Frederico's blue jeans down revealing his dark pubes and uncut prick. Next up, Tanek decides to get naked as well showing off his hot body and unclipped pole leading the guys to roll around in bed making love, rubbing their cocks together, and caressing one another's sexy bodies.

Frederico works his way down and blows his pal's cock sliding his mouth up 'n down, licks the sensitive purple knob, and gives one heck of a blowjob. Dude really goes to town on that Central European man-pork.  Tanek takes Frederico's knob into his mouth and frankly, he could use a few lessons on how to give good head. He really never takes more than the flared head into his gob and just jacks the shaft.  The guys soon find themselves in a traditional sixty-nine with Frederico on top.  Tanek fucks his friend's tight hairy hole doggy-style fast 'n hard with a few okay penetration shots from above. 

While Tanek is pounding away, there is a very hot close-up of his tight lightly hairy asshole pulsing and gasping. Hot! Switching up, Frederico slides into Tanek's snug manhole doggy-style and fucks him fast 'n smooth as the dudes fill the room with moans 'n groans of pleasure. Finally, there are some decent penetration shots from below of that stiff cock sliding in 'n out of that tight bunghole.  After all this butt sex, the guys are ready, willing, and able to get off.  Tanek dumps a small thick load on his stomach while Frederico shoots a large thick load that covers Tanek's broad chest with ropes of cum.

Scene Three:

Ivan (scene one) and Lubor (good-looking with short spiked dark hair, muscular/smooth body with tattoos) cannot keep their roaming hands off each other while sucking tongues and getting into some hot kissing and nipple suckin' 'n lickin'. Ivan begins stroking Lubor's big fat slab of uncut meat working the foreskin back 'n forth over the succulent moist purple helmet as Lubor jacks Ivan's turgid unclipped tube steak at the same time.

Lubor sinks to his knees taking Ivan's cock into his mouth while jacking the foreskin, nursing the knob, and giving some okay head.  In return, Ivan blows Labor's dick stroking the shaft and nursing the knob giving the same mediocre head as his pal. Lubor bends over allowing Ivan to spread those beautiful butt cheeks exposing that tight lightly hairy man-twat and begins teasing it with his fingertips with hot close-ups.

Ivan fucks his buddy doggy-style using fast 'n smooth strokes making Lubor moan 'n groan...and the hot sounds of lubed butt sex! Again, the penetration shots are simply okay and not that great. Switching to the traditional missionary position, Ivan continues to pound Lubor's hole with okay penetration shots from above. The guys end their love session with Lubor shooting a large load of jizz on his stomach. Hot cum-filled foreskin! Ivan dumps a large wet load on Lubor's cock, balls, and shortly trimmed pubes.


Personal Czechs is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The hand-held videography is uneven with some hot close-ups of the cock sucking and bungholes but misses the boat many times during the butt sex penetration. The picture quality goes back 'n forth between sharp 'n clean and some grain from time to time.


The stereo sound is fine but sound a little hollow at times. The viewer will easily be able to hear the dudes as they get down with their heavy breathing, moans, and lusty groans.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and a promo from Jake Cruise's website.


Hmmm. Personal Czechs is a real mixed bag in many areas. The dudes are all very appealing but a couple of them really need some lessons in giving a decent blowjob. Just taking the knob in your mouth isn't going to cut it in my book. As mentioned, the videography has its pluses and minuses, and the picture quality has some issues. Overall, I found the movie to be fun and it would make a groovy rental. Rent It.

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