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Massive Asses 3

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/24/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Kristina Rose

Massive Asses 3

Elegant Angel

Phoenix Marie

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Sam No/Mason


Cast: Kristina Rose, Michael Stefano, Phoenix Marie, Mick Blue, Gianna, Mark Ashley, Emma Heart, Gina Lynn

Length: 163:37 minutes

Emma Heart

Date of Production: 7/12/2008 (box); 7/15/2008 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra was the 11:46 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There was extra sex, some goofing off, and Mason interacting with the ladies so while it wasn't enough to suit me, there was some appealing footage here. There were also five trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot recap, and some spam for those that care.

Gina Lynn!

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Massive Asses 3 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Sam No/Mason for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. Mason has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters taking back seat (pun intended) to the raw energy of the sex, so it was nice to see her improving her game in the visuals, this time more openly acknowledging Nutsack as a major contributor with co-directing credits (instead of as merely a cameraman). I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the mid 4 Mbps video bitrate; on the low end but probably needed given the amount of material on the DVD) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers as most of her work these days tends to do. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too.

Body of Review: Sam No/Mason is one of my favorite female directors these days with her work at Elegant Angel almost always working wonders for what ails me. Her range is pretty wide in terms of what she shoots too, not just the edgy "abuse porn" she is best known for but some decidedly kinky gonzo that provides solid technical values as well. Her latest title to make it my way (finally!) is Massive Asses 3, the continuation of her works that serve up five scenes of ladies that all possess large but shapely asses, the last one (Massive Asses 2) among my most replayed titles of the past year. With names like Gianna, Gina Lynn, Phoenix Marie, Emma Heart, and Kristina Rose, I had high hopes that this would be another single disc release worthy of my hand to gland love. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Kristina Rose, a shapely brunette with the perfect ass, was up first as she was showcased by the director in the hallway. Kristina wore a pair of black booty shorts and a vest style top, the gal made to sit in a chair to emphasize her fine ass as Mason interviewed her. The tease was as good as expected and as she walked about the living room with the camera following her, she soon came across devoted ass worshiper Michael Stefano, his face pushed into her deep cheeks to give some oral before he began banging her vaginally. Her nipples were erect and she learned to grind her ass into his cock to satiate his yearning for flesh, leading to Kristina cleaning his dick orally of her own juices. The active blowjob led to some even more active pounding penetration by both of them, with a bit of ass cheek masturbation tossed in when she laid on her stomach (he came up behind her to use her cheeks on his prick. They then did more oral and more penetration, Kristina making the cock her own as she pumped on it, eventually taking the facial he rubbed out on her, a moderate amount of genetic juice left hanging from her face. Nice!

Scene Two: Phoenix Marie, the attractive blond seen on the front cover, was up next wearing a white outfit as she proved her ass could stop traffic outside of the office with her go-go boots and metallic skull necklace completing the look for her as she walked along the sidewalk. Her chunky ass and big breasts looked great outside on the sunny day, Mason making her continue to work it though squealing when Phoenix flashed (she wasn't wearing any panties). An hour later, Phoenix was out by the pool wearing a string and all oiled up with the dance sequence reminding me much of the BWA series (which I love!). The outfit was a perfect match for her and the cover doesn't really do it justice but I could see why she was picked as the cover gal given her fleshy ass and how sweet it looked outside. The scene itself showed her indoors with studly Mick Blue though, a shame given how perfect the natural sunlight looked on her form, but she went right to slobbing his knob aggressively and then sitting on his pecker, both of them enjoying each other quite nicely as they fucked with abandon. The vaginal plowing led to some anal escapades too, slowing her down considerably but giving her "head down, ass in the air" pose a lot of love. She did manage to actively ride his cock anally before the mouthful of population pudding came out, the post coital sucking inspiring Mick to eat her ass (and spank it) before the camera faded out. Whew!

Scene Three: Gianna, the well known booty queen with red hair and curvy body, was easily my favorite lady of the show whether she was in her sexy skirt and thong or not. She posed inside the living room on the floor and Mason commented that Gianna was "the perfect woman" to which I could not argue. They flirted and Mark Ashley walked in fully erect, Gianna doing what came naturally by inhaling his meat pipe without hesitation in a sloppy type of hummer you rarely see in porn these days. Gianna's oral skills aside, Mark reciprocated slightly before they boned rapidly, the guy pounding her pussy like he owned it and Gianna reacting as though she'd sign it away to get more cock from him. He spanked her and they went to town vaginally here, various positions and taste testing making it incredibly tough to keep my hands off myself as I watched the action. The ending facial was followed by some post coital sucking and cock play by the lady, the pair not wanting to stop as Gianna laid on the floor to get some attentive appreciation by Mark. Yowza!

Scene Four: Emma Heart, a frisky blond with the requisite ass, was up next with a brief interlude in the house before the pool side tease began, her bikini and dance moves seeming honed by years of practice as the gal proved capable of offering some solid booty drop action. I would have liked each scene to include this type of thing but she ended up on the black ottoman where Mark Ashley started to bone her oiled up backside, the vaginal plowing giving her goosebumps and erect nipples as she pushed back to meet his thrusts. The level of personal chemistry between them was not as high as the last scene but it did manage to prove they were happy with each other as partners, her active vaginal bouncing leading to some slower anal antics before the scene was through. She did her best to work the cock deep inside her ass but he was too large for her, the moans elicited out of her showing she was trying her best to push her limits (and she did start bouncing on cock anally before it was over). The frothy semen shake she took to her face at the end was done with open eyes and a smile, Emma licking him as the spew came forth with just enough post coital head to show she was not adverse to penis. Yes!

Scene Five: Gina Lynn, a blond star of stage and screen, was up last and like Gianna, she was a personal favorite, her stripper moves the best of the batch as she teased outside on the sunny day. Her black bikini styled outfit hugged her curves really well and she always looked like she was having fun getting paid to get off, the gyrations outside by the fountain when her bottom came off looking especially good. Gina worked it hard and Mick Blue oiled her up in the living room, spent plenty of time massaging her backside as she purred in delight. There was a moderate amount of oral by each of them but they were more interested in pounding hard penetration, the vaginal riding showing Gina giving her all (as is usually the case). Mick let Gina go to town on his rod and the couple kissed like long lost lovers, the chemistry between them giving me the impression that they are fuck buddies off camera as much as professional performers. Gina wasn't as active as her very best work here but she was darned fine and I could see why she got the closing scene, milking Mick dry at the end to take his load to the mouth. Cool!

Summary: Massive Asses 3 by director Sam No/Mason for Elegant Angel was another notch on her porn resume for quality performances caught really well, the cast all satisfying the physical requirements sufficiently and showing some of their best work of late so I rated this one as Highly Recommended. I would have liked better extras and more footage but I couldn't deny the level of quality making each scene a stroke-fest worth my time, money, and seed. In short, Massive Asses 3, like Massive Asses 2 before it, was the reason so many fans appreciate what Mason brings to her movies, a true dedication to making the best porn she can, often leaving her male counterparts at other companies in the dust. Good work!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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