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Big Wet Tits 7


Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/30/08



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand


Angelina Valentine

Big Wet Tits 7

Elegant Angel

Leah Livingston

Genre: Gonzo

Director: William H. Nutsack

Jada Fire

Cast: Angelina Valentine, Manuel Ferrara, Leah Livingston, Anthony Rosano, Jada Fire, Mark Ashley, Whitney Stevens, Amy Ried, Justice Young

Length: 149:11 minutes

Whitney Stevens

Date of Production: 8/2/2008

Extras: The best extra was the bonus scene starring Shyla Stylez from Big Wet Tits 5 that I described below. It was a great scene and while I like extras unique to the production in hand, they could have offered far less than this one (the scene taking up the space the BTS would have gone in from what I understand). There was also a photogallery, a long pop shot recap, spam, and trailers to shows like Curvy Girls, Big Wet Tits 5, Big Wet Asses 13, Brianna Love is Buttwoman, Massive Facials, Performers of the Year, and Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman 2.

Amy Ried

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Big Wet Tits 7 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. Nutsack has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters rarely taking back seat (pun intended) to the raw energy of the sex, so it was nice to see him maintaining that dynamic here. I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the upper 3.8 Mbps video bitrate; on the low end but probably needed given the amount of material on the DVD) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers as most of her work these days tends to do. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too. The signature song this time was Nutsack's own "Jizz Slurping Skank" and was amusing as usual.

Body of Review: William H. Nutsack and Elegant Angel are the kind of match made in the heaven for those of us that appreciate solid technical values combined with decadent vision. His most popular series involve the use of large amounts of oil slathered on attractive ladies, the shiny appeal always working for me more than a little bit. His latest title in the "Wet" series is Big Wet Tits 7, the sequel to Big Wet Tits 5 that I liked so much last summer. The formula is a familiar one; the ladies get a tease session in a white room where they gyrate and dance while oil is sprayed and poured on them, this time using the chest as the focal area concentrated on. The gonzo sex that follows shows that only a certain type of lady is picked up for the cast, generally having an ample rack worth a lot of oiled up attention in my opinion. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Angelina Valentine, a curvy brunette wearing a purple bikini, was up first as she gyrated to the thumping beat of the music, heaving her breasts repeatedly as she teased the camera. She had a flat stomach and armband tattoo, her seductive look and DSLs certain to inspire sessions of hand to gland combat. I prefer all natural breasts but she sure did like them misted and oiled, perhaps lacking in imagination with regard to her tease but not the worst I've seen either. By the time she was on the couch wearing a red bikini, she was enjoying unshaven Manuel Ferrara warming her up, his oral attempts at getting her off resulting in a pounding vaginal fuck well before she slobbed his knob. She was actively riding the cock when on top and took a titty pop of genetic juice at the end, never realizing her full potential but worth keeping an eye out for given her titty fuck alone.

Scene Two: Leah Livingston, a very cute gal in a pink and white bikini, was up next and her pretty eyes were mesmerizing to me even if her tits were not as large as the title would suggest. She had the stripper kind of appeal and coyly teased the camera, knowing she would be turning men on but never overtly letting on just how nasty she could be. Depending on the camera angle, her breasts seemed to vary considerably in size, but then she was stuck working with moper Anthony Rosano so the lack of chemistry kind of limited the heat of the action. The oiling up was short here but fun, the oral and vaginal plowing a mixed bag in terms of just how active she was most of the time. Still, her looks were a major selling point for me and given some experience, she may yet prove to be a better performer (particularly if she is placed with a guy she is into). The ending oil titty fuck where she took charge of milking him was pretty solid though, even if it was cut short to allow him the final strokes to her chest.

Scene Three: Jada Fire, a curvy black lady that has long been an inspiration to people getting off, was up next in her shiny blue bikini, smiling as she played with her titties and her body glistening with oil even before the oil was dumped on her chest. I like Jada and her fantastic DSLs, the spitfire welcome on my face any time she likes. She followed the formula and showed significant chemistry with Mark Ashley, the energy levels surpassing the previous scenes put together. She changed outfits for the actual sex portion of the scene but it didn't last long since Mark wanted full access to her figure, each of them spending ample time warming the other up before their sexual athleticism went crazy. They both did oral on each other and she appreciated how good he was, the pair sticking with vaginal screwing before the oiled up titty fuck unleashed his seed on her chest, the population pudding coming out in healthy amounts. Nice!

Scene Four: Whitney Stevens, a brunette with a curvy figure and nice smile, was up next as she followed the formula fairly well. I like a lot of her work and the oiling up enhanced her fluffy figure well enough, her scowl detracting from her appeal initially but the forced smiles she put on mitigating it somewhat as the scene progressed. She was also stuck working with Anthony Rosano, the guy far from the worse in the jizz biz but not in the top two tiers of male talent either. Whitney needs a better class of male to really shine and while she did fine in the scene, her mechanical attitude towards Anthony did little to enhance the replay value of their bout of fuck & suck. I liked her bright blue outfit and he spent some time on her breasts, her blowjob one of the best in the movie (the titty fuck was okay too). She was largely passive in the riding portion though and I had serious doubts if she was having fun, the ending chest pop fair to middling as far as I was concerned.

Scene Five: Amy Ried, the attractive young lady seen on the front cover of the DVD case, was up last and if anyone could save the movie's rating from mediocrity, it would be her. Amy has proven herself to be capable of very solid performances and her tease montage in the white room sure gave me hope. This section passing muster, I found even more reason to think it would work out when I saw she'd be working with Justice Young, the relative newcomer well regarded by a lot of ladies in the industry (and he seems to have a good head on his shoulders too). He went down on her with gusto and she reciprocated with plenty of enthusiasm, her costume strangely different than her tease apparel but it enhanced her look more than a little too. She masturbated as she inhaled his rod orally, the pair screwing aggressively but something was missing, the spark they typically have together that almost defines their scenes. It wasn't a bad scene but it did manage to fall short, perhaps as much due to my high expectations of what to expect or maybe due to the weaker scenes dragging my hopes down but either way it had a few stroke sessions worth of heat and that was all, Amy taking the facial at the end.

Bonus Scene: Big Wet Tits 5: Shyla Stylez, the busty and popular blonde on the front cover, was up first as she danced around in the infamous white room while teasing the heck out of anyone watching in her tiny outfit. The gal is built for comfort and gyrated nicely as she was sprayed down with a mist from slightly off camera. There was a change of attire as she was shown having a tiny ct off top at first, led by her red bikini top on the trampoline with the bubble machine going full blast but that ended to find John Strong rubbing and kissing her breasts by the leather couch in no time. He titty fucked her and she sucked him off heartily, devoting her full attention to his pleasure as she went balls deep on his rod. He ate her out for a brief moment before drilling her cookie hard, the gal making all the appropriate moans loudly as the couple bumped uglies with a lot of passion. She did PTM with a zest for life and participated fully (and enthusiastically), proving why her experience in the industry has made her a better lay than the flavor of the week types favored elsewhere. Her best work was on top of him but she was always looking hot as she coaxed out his wad of population pudding onto her breasts; Shyla licking them off and rubbing it into her skin nicely before the camera faded out. Whew!

Summary: Big Wet Tits 7 by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel was a weaker effort in the series though I did appreciate the copious amounts of oil and tease the movie provided. There was a bit of rougher sex but nothing noteworthy and outside of Jada's scene and the bonus scene from a previous volume, I just couldn't get into it very much so I rated it as a Rent It. In short, the technical values and casting should have elevated the worth of Big Wet Tits 7 but it was a pale imitator to Big Wet Tits 5 in terms of the kind of great work Nutsack is known for so check it out before buying.


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