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Teens Like it Big

Studio: Brazzers » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 11/4/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Director: Patrick Collins

Condoms: Varies

Length: 190 Minutes

Date Of Production: 08/11/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

BONUS SCENE: Veronique Vega

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

Scene 1 - Kacey Jordan and Scott Nails. Kacey catches Scott unaware, but it doesn't matter. These two hotbodies were meant to fuck. They're quick to get naked and it works well. It's just that afterwards, the fucking seems to hit long pauses. Where is the action? Where is the passion? Where is the lube?

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Poor Kacey's pussy gets slammed so hard that I can feel it. That's hot at points, but it looked painful from the angle shown on camera. Give us some distance at times. Not everything needs to be a close-up.


Scene 2 - Madison Ivy.

Madison Ivy works a dick like a pro. I'm not entirely convinced of how awesome she looks. But, she's got nice tits and she can ride a dick. Looking cool with a cock in the puss or butt is very important. That's the kind of skill that turns you into the next Jenna or Tera. Madison Ivy has got that and this scene is another highlight in her career.

Scene 3 - Hailey Young, Madison Scott and Kieran Lee.

The threeway works well, but nobody seems to know where they should go. The blocking is all off and it seems like the scene slows down so everyone can reposition themselves for the camera. It ruins the fantasy and makes you mindful of the fact that there's a group of teamsters relighting every taint shown onscreen. Still, Hailey's got killer tits.

Scene 4 - Lexi Belle.

Lexi Belle has got a body that men were meant to pay money to touch. She's that perfect girl next door fantasy wrapped up in a bow. She works well with Chris Strokes, but he seems overwhelmed by her ability. Always mindful of where the camera is positioned, all style changes are captured with gusto. Even the creamy capper all over Lexi looks A-grade.

Scene 5 - Nikki Coxxx

Nikki Coxxx gets the big job of having to close out this film. She works well off Chris Strokes. Better than Lexi, but it still seems odd. Sure, the fucking is normal. Rub, suck, fuck and squirt gets done. But, the tempo is weird and the scene seems rushed.

The scene works as a finale because it manages to tie all loose ends together without blowing it. But, porn sets such a low bar for itself. Is it all about performance or is it about style? The film performs well, but it becomes a stylistic claptrap of nothingness. But, isn't that what mindless fucking is about? Watch this scene and discuss amongst yourselves.

Scene 6 - Keiran Lee and Veronique Vega

Veronique Vega rocks the bonus scene well. She's got a nice young look and she can suck a dick. That's good introductory material for a porno. Can she ride a dick? Check? Gag reflex missing? Double Check. Will she take it up the ass? Depends, but I didn't see it here.

She's pretty and she's ready to fuck. The guy keeps his mouth shit and works as a piece of fleshy fuck furniture. That's all you need and about all you're going to get. But, you get to see some sweet tits and pussy. What the fuck more do you need? Whiny bastards.

Final Thoughts:

Brazzers always finds the hottest women. But, they don't sell me on the fantasy. It takes a lot to hold a young porn fan's attention, yet Brazzers always seems to let me slip through their fingers. Step it, guys.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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