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Load Warriors

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Crimson Clown » Review Date: 10/4/08

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

And that's what you get for picking up a movie called "Load Warriors." You think you're getting a porno attempting to spoof the Mel Gibson movie and instead you get a cum drenched, jizz soaked two hour fetish flick that takes 120 women and gives them various methods of eating, drinking, and swallowing cum from off screen gents for a total of two hours.

My original trepidation with this movie was that it would be disgusting, and I was correct. I never much care for cum pornos basically because I find it a disgusting practice man or woman, so "Load Warriors" is sadly not for this viewer because this fetish just isn't appealing to me. However for people who enjoy this sort of film, "Load Warriors" squeezes in over a hundred women and makes them take the cock and find ways to suck it down and for a time it can tend to be very creative with one star using a funnel to take the cum directly in to her throat.

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I'm dispensing with the segment run downs because the actual interludes come such at a random quick pace that it's impossible to really judge every single moment that's only a little under five minutes each, not to mention this review would be five pages if I tried, so "Load Warriors" is a porno to take on a case by case basis that gets you off on women who eat the cum from their partners. The target audience for this will find the random cuts very amusing as it takes in all of the actual material and lumps it together to feel like a montage.

Whether or not this is a montage of clips from other movies or not escapes me, but it's impossible to really get in to all of the specifics since we jump from every single woman possible in the confines of two hours. Maybe for someone else this will be white gold, but for me, I was just about ready to puke.

The audio needs some definite work as the music is often canned and stock while the voices were often too loud for my television. The video however is very good with some great crystal clarity that define the pearl necklaces in the entire compilation.

Nothing other than links to the website for Evil Empire.

After Thought:
I recognize now what I should have realized before; I'm just not the target audience for "Load Warriors," but for fans of the niche who enjoy watching a woman gargle cum and splash it on her face, then have at it. For me it's strictly a Rent It, especially since there are no extras.

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