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Cum Eating Cuckolds 5

Studio: Kick Ass Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/7/08

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Jessica Bangkok

Cum Eating Cuckolds 5

Kick Ass Pictures

Genre: Female Domination, Interracial

Brooke Banner

Director: Glenn Baren

Cast: Jessica Bangkok, Julius Ceazher, Bob, Brooke Banner, Jon Jon, Jimmy Broadway, Sierra Snow, Tyler Knight, Les Moore

Length: 94:57 minutes

Date of Production: 5/17/2008

Sierra Snow

Extras: There were some trailers, spam, and three text biographies for the ladies but the best extra was a very short Bloopers feature that only lasted 3:48 minutes with some slips and kidding by the ladies being the focal point of the piece.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Cum Eating Cuckolds 5 was presented in a non anamorphic letterboxed 1.78:1 ratio color show as shot by director Glenn Baren for Kick Ass Pictures; mastered in the standard definition MPEG-2 to display a 480i resolution picture. The bitrate stayed mainly in the lower 4.5 Mbps area but the biggest flaw with the visual aspect of the movie was the lighting being on the low side. This weakened the resolution and there were some compression artifacts, the fleshtones accurate in most cases with minimal tint or variation. The camera angles tended to favor the female domination theme but the ladies were not optimally covered, their makeup handled reasonably well but none of the gals looking their very best. There was some aliasing noticed but most of the time; it simply came across as low end web material ported over to DVD for additional sales. The audio was presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo English using the 192 Kbps bitrate (and 48 kHz sampling rate) but it varied in terms of clarity much like the video aspects of the production; the closer the camera was to the cast, the better the technical aspects were. There was no separation and the dynamic range was decidedly limited, the hollow nature of the vocals obvious from the beginning to end.

Body of Review: Glenn Baren is best known as a fetish director working at Kick Ass Pictures, his taste for ladies in charge serving him well as he shoots a variety of titles dedicated to Femdom antics. I admit that I'm not really into the kink myself but when Glenn gets the right cast in the right situations, they are among the best shot titles in the genre you will find available for sale. His latest effort is called Cum Eating Cuckolds 5, the title signifying that a loser male will eat some black man's genetic juice out of his wife's snatch after the creampie starts dripping out. The men are the usual stable of bottom tier mopes and the ladies are not the kind that are known to really sell a title (though I appreciate Brooke Banner well enough). While there are only three scenes, each provides some minimal set up where the "husband" is shown to be lacking before he has to service the well worn pussy by slurping semen at the orders of the gal. The cover says it like this: "Jessica Bangkok's husband is a big hairy ape she only married to get her citizenship. But no way is she gonna fuck this loser. Like women everywhere, she craves black cock to satisfy her horny pussy. To add injury to insult, she walks on her pathetic hubby's head (!) and spits in his face. Can you say "doormat?" The other women in this movie aren't much better. Blonde amazon Brooke Banner makes her husband videotape her and her black bull lover. And when Sierra Snow's politician hubby catches her sucking off the bodyguard, his reward is to be used as a "fuck bench" for the cheaters. Needless to say, these cuckolds lick up every drop of the bulls' sperm." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jessica Bangkok, the lean Asian on the front cover, was up first as she hired black photographer Julius Ceazher, to take some explicit pictures of her while her jealous husband (played by hairy loser Bob) looked on. She showed who wore the pants in the family and fussed at Bob when he complained about what kind of shots were being taken. Her stance mirrored that of some loser males that equate money with how much say a person has in a relationship, leading to her wrapping her lips around Julius' cock to suck him off in a mechanical manner. He was too large for her so she concentrated on the head while her hands worked the shaft but in terms of mechanically driven scenes, she was no stranger to blowing men from what I could see. Bob had a limited role after that, being mistreated by Jessica as she spit on him and rode the cock vaginally. He also had to eat her between positions and eventually clean her snatch out but the creampie looked fake (it came after an edit) so I was left unconvinced as to the authenticity of the genetic juice advertised on the cover.

Scene Two: Brooke Banner, a curvy blond playing a reporter, was up next as she interviewed athlete Jon Jon while shitting all over her husband Jimmy Broadway. Brooke flirted with Jon and helped him with his pants, blowing him and fucking his big black cock after shoving Jimmy aside. The sex was better this time and while not even close to Brooke's better works, at least she came across as more believable in the role of domineering lady. Jimmy became a cocksucker by proxy as he ate Brooke's well worn pussy out, the creampie again looking fake so those expecting a genuine wad of population pudding may be upset, though Jimmy got to jack off on her feet at the end of the action for him to lick clean. Ewwwww!

Scene Three: Sierra Snow, a cute brunette that showed a lot of affection for bodyguard Tyler Knight, sent her politician husband Les Moore off to walk the dog while she seduced Tyler. Like the other scenes, the setting was totally low end and the camera work a bit on the shaky side, Tyler servicing her orally before Les walked back in to find the couple cheating on him while she inhaled his cock to the fullest of her limited abilities. Unlike the other men, Les got a lot closer to the black cock when he licked her asshole as Tyler fucked her cookie, looking as though he might have even licked it a few times, albeit a glancing blow (as it were). This was another scene with a suspect creampie and cuckold eating, limiting the value for fans of the genre.

Summary: Cum Eating Cuckolds 5 by director Glenn Baren for Kick Ass Pictures would have at least been rated as worthy of checking out had the advertised action looked real but as it stood, three scenes of marginal value with crappy extras only earned a rating of Skip It this time. Glenn has provided better female domination flicks in the past but when the key selling point is weakly presented, I do not feel comfortable telling readers to check it out. In short, Cum Eating Cuckolds 5 is one of the weaker company efforts to date, unworthy of the bulk of praise Kick Ass Pictures has earned over the years.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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