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Bleached to the Bone

Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/7/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Gina Lynn with Pat Myne

Bleached To The Bone

Third Degree

Alexis Texas and Mick Blue

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Danny Case/Pat Myne

Tanya James

Cast: Gina Lynn, Pat Myne, Alexis Texas, Mick Blue, Tanya James, Ben English, Krystal Steal, Holly Morgan

Length: 121:13 minutes

Krystal Steal and Mick Blue

Date of Production: 4/28/2008

Extras: The best extra was the 19:45 minute long series of solo tease scenes by the ladies of the movie, each getting a short bit of time to tease and have some personal fun as caught on camera. Then came a cute 6:09 minute long bit of Behind the Scenes material, even including my old slot machine pal DD hanging out in the background as Alexis Texas got frisky. There were trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, a true double sided DVD cover with slipcase, and spam.

Holly Morgan

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Bleached To The Bone was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Danny Case/Pat Myne for Third Degree using the usual MPEG-2 codec favored for standard definition releases offered up in 480i resolution. The settings were bare bone basic which allowed for fair lighting that minimized the grain, video noise, and aliasing of the visual elements. The down side was that there was a need for more lighting and a steadier camera. The composition of the shots was generally favorable to the ladies for the most part but the almost random editing seemed to distract at times when the camera would zoom in on some blemish or other visually weak moment and be left in the final product. The video bitrate varied considerably but seemed to hover around the mid 4.3 Mbps mark, few compression artifacts observed and the overall impression given to be favorable. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the 192 Kbps standard under a 48 kHz sampling rate (the optional Spanish dub track not worth consideration as far as I'm concerned), the vocals showing no separation but the minimalist opening music giving the slight impression that it did matter to someone to add in some head space. The dynamic range was otherwise kind of limited but this being gonzo porn, I really did not expect a whole lot in that regard.

Body of Review: Danny Case has been in the porn industry for a very long time, directing at a variety of companies including Third Degree of late. Danny (AKA: Pat Myne) likes ladies wearing lingerie as much as I do, appreciates tease footage as much as I do, and seems to appreciate ladies with curves as much as I do so whenever I get the chance, I like to see what he is making next, this time the title being Bleached To The Bone The movie is a series of five gonzo scenes starring ladies with blond hair, the emphasis being on those that get the color out of a bottle instead of naturally occurring light hair, yet each of them also had some wild curves to work with, beginning each scene with a touch of tease before embracing their inner freak. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Gina Lynn, arguably the lady with the most mainstream and porn credits to her name out of the entire cast of females, was up first in her white & black polka dot bikini as she masturbated on the ottoman while calling for Pat Myne. Gina is a curvy gal with implants and a seductive nature to her personality, the gal providing some dirty talk as he went down on her. Gina wanted action and asked him to get rougher, his devotion to her breasts and crotch showing his desire to work with her better than anything I could mention. Once he was finished warming her up, she wrapped her lips around his cock and inhaled his dick hard, almost as if her intention was to cause him to bust an early nut of genetic juice down her throat. Thankfully, he held out and pounded deeply into Gina's snatch, slapping her firm ass and covering up a huge red mark on her thigh the best he could. Her ass shook with his hammering style, and once she was on top she truly pumped like she was on fire. There were a lot of blemishes on her legs but otherwise, she looked much like always so her fans will find this a decent scene to enjoy repeatedly. The ending wad of population pudding graced her face and she offered some post coital sucking, the smile she gave to him at the end punctuating the quality of the action.

Scene Two: Alexis Texas, the curvy blond featured on the front of the cover with her bubble butt sticking out so nicely, was up next as she played a "classy slut" for studly Mick Blue; the man giving her instructions over the phone as to what he wanted from her. This led to her wearing a neon pink outfit that gave easy access to him as she bent over in front of him on the couch to slob his waiting knob. Her ass pumped in the air as if inviting the fan at home to pump faster, her thick lipstick smearing all over his cock as she told him what she was going to do. Alexis verbally coaxed him to pound her pussy harder and faster, her titties bouncing with his efforts but her own elevated sex drive getting more demanding as the scene progressed. She did some PTM between positions and kept up the talking, the vaginal riding among her best of the year in terms of how active she was. The scene closed up with Mick rubbing out a wad of semen to her mouth for swallowing, the overly made up Texan hotty showing me she still has a lot of miles left in her despite so many scenes shot of a marginal nature.

Scene Three: Tanya James, a leaner blond than the others, was up next on the couch with Ben English, dropping the scenario aspects the other scenes provided in favor of a lap dance that worked wonders for Ben's libido. She rubbed all over him and he removed her panties, smacking her ass a few times while pawing her a whole lot more. The friction dance continued as her clothing was removed, her skillful mouth servicing his cock with a degree of energy if not devoted enthusiasm. Preferring to let her actions speak louder than words, she quietly worked his dick over in her mouth before bouncing on his cock slightly, her vocal chords coming alive after Ben started really tearing into her. He preferred to fuck her doggy style (bent over) but she was always more active when on top, the ending facial truncating the scene too soon as she appeared to be on her second wind until he doused her with sperm on her face.

Scene Four: Krystal Steal, another long time performer with lightened hair and some surgical enhancements, was up next in a sexy black outfit that left little to my imagination as she called in a broken down car at the residence of Mick Blue. She took off her clothing and asked him if she could suck his cock to reward his kindness, few words exchanged as she went to work on his meat stick. Krystal has never been one of my top porn picks but she did a capable job of knob slobbing here, to the point where I'd let her go to work on my pipe if she asked so kindly (as long as she used less spitting). The noisy hummer led to a largely passive vaginal ride though, her weakness once again appearing in a movie where she did not live up to her potential. The multitude of positions later, he jerked off to her mouth, the spew falling to the floor (I could almost hear the semen asking for Alexis Texas to come in for the pickup action).

Scene Five: Holly Morgan, a foxy little bleach blonde with an all natural body, a great ass, and a few tattoos, was up last as she danced naked by the second story railing, showing how firm and tight her youthful body was. The look of the scene was not as high end as most titles from the movie, the saturation not adjusted for until she walked downstairs to hook up with Ben English. Playing a pervert was easy for him and resulted in her pawing him all over as he felt her up too, the guy enjoying her caresses a whole lot even before she blew him. Holly's approach was lighter than the others, using a more seductive approach until he was rock hard, that was when she started jerking him off and concentrating her actions on the head. Ben was kind enough to give her some head too, leading to her bouncing on his cock as it rampaged through her pussy. Her titties bounced nicely and she moaned a lot but she could have tried a more aggressive stance with her hips as well as her vocals. Still, it is hard to deny that she was a good rider as her puffy pussy took all he had with ease. Ben rubbed out the genetic juice without her assistance at the end (a shame too as I greatly prefer the gal to take over the milking process), her face covered in his ejaculate before the credits rolled.

Summary: Bleached To The Bone by director Danny Case/Pat Myne for Third Degree was a solid little fuck flick that cut right to the bone and took care of the basics. I would have preferred the tease/solo dances from the extras section be incorporated into the movie's scenes but I am told that a lot of fans prefer such footage separated so they can use it or not depending on personal tastes. The extras were pretty good and the technical values generally slightly better than average, the cast of ladies a nice change of pace considering the diversity of blondes present. Due to the strokability, replay value, and amount of fuck for the buck, I rated this one as being Recommended but I'm sure a lot of you will find it even better than that. In short, Bleached To The Bone was truthfully advertised with even bleach blonds present to help inspire you during your hand to gland sessions that you should at least consider getting a copy.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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