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Measure Up

Studio: Channel 1 Releasing » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 10/8/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production: June 2008

Directed By: Chi Chi LaRue

The Movie:

These horny construction workers cannot seem to keep a tape measure around and must rely on each other's big hard cocks for guidance.


Vance Winter, Chad Hunt, Cameron Marshall, Lee Stephens, Josh Vaughn, Cort Donovan, Kai Ford, Lucas Knowles, and Cameron Taylor.

The Dudes:

Measure Up offers the viewer nine appealing guys with a mix of short and medium-length hair; dark, brown, and bleached hair color; toned bodies; smooth chests; full and shortly trimmed pubes; hairy, lightly hairy, and shaved assholes; cut and uncut cocks.

Run Time N Rubbers: 1 Hour and 50 Minutes. Yes!

Scene One:

Construction worker Cameron Marshall (good-looking with brown/blond hair, goatee, toned/smooth body) has a problem in that he needs to measure exactly eight inches on a stair railing and has misplaced his measuring tape. Lucky for him, his coworker Cort Donovan (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/slender/smooth body) has an eight inch cock and is more than happy to fill in. Cort hauls out his big hard cut dick leading Cameron to grab it and lay the pulsing organ against the railing while soul kissing his buddy. He then begins to stoke it and cram that thang down his gullet sliding his mouth up 'n down, working the knob, and giving some very good head. Cort digs the blowjob and is soon fucking Cameron's hungry windpipe with his delicious dong.  "Take that big dick! Gag on it!"

Cort sinks to his knees and worships Cameron's unseen tube steak through blue briefs before his blows that large 'n unyielding cut prick giving excellent head with plenty of loud sucking and slurping noises. Cameron fucks the heck outta Cort's mouth like an out of control piston. Cameron repositions himself so that his legs are spread nice 'n wide leading Cort to begin rubbing 'n teasing his pal's tight hairy bunghole with hot close-ups. Cameron is soon playing with his own man-hole while Cort jerks that boner like a sexual fiend. Cort munches down on that tasty touchhole really giving it a crazy rim job with plenty of mouth-watering close-ups.

Cameron slides down on that beef humping up 'n down fast 'n lubed cramming his man-chute full with nice penetration shots from the front. Moans, lust -filled cries, and heavy breathing fill the room as Cort fucks Cameron doggy-style fast 'n lubed with plenty of hot penetration shots from below of that fat eight incher sliding in 'n out and stretching that starfish. Cameron busts a thick nut on the steps as Cort gets back to eating that ass. Cort shoots a large thick load of jizz on Cameron's bum and then licks it up! Hot!

Scene Two:

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Lucas Knowles (good-looking with medium length brown hair, beard, toned/smooth body) is playing with the missing measuring tape when co-worker Cameron Taylor (cute with short dark hair, beard stubble, toned/smooth body, and tattoos) walks in and the dudes immediately begin discussing cock sizes. Lucas is quickly on his haunches pulling his pal's blue jeans and briefs down releasing a large fat 'n hard cut dong. Lucas grabs that big ol' doodad measuring over nine inches and then slides it down his throat cramming his windpipe full and giving excellent head.  Dude practically makes oral love to that pulsing member. Naturally, Cameron digs the jaw job. "I'm so glad I have a big dick for you to suck!"

Lucas pulls out his own stiff uncut cock and begins working the foreskin back 'n forth while he continues to service Cameron. Cameron has a tasty trick up his sleeve by bending over and licking the purple knob of his own dick. He then chows down on Lucas sliding his tongue under the foreskin, sucking the overhang, and giving some wonderful head. Cameron munches down on Lucas's tight hairy asshole with some very hot close-ups of tongue on pucker.  

He fucks Lucas fast 'n hard doggy-style with some groovy penetration shots from below while Lucas continues to yank on his unclipped pork. Switching to the missionary position, Cameron continues to pound his pal with hot penetration shots from behind. Lucas loves having his bunghole drilled loudly moaning and panting.  He shoots a generous thick load of spooge on his brown pubes and stomach. Cameron cuts loose with a copious thick load of love juice on his pubes and inside thigh.  

Scene Three:

Vance Winter (good-looking with short dark hair, heavy beard stubble toned/smooth body) and his pal Lee Stephens (good-looking with dark hair, toned/smooth body) are working on an outdoor project when smart ass Josh Vaughn (cute with short bleached hair, toned/smooth body) walks up and makes a douche bag comment about Vance's dick size. Vance is more than willing to have Josh put his money...or cock where his mouth is and hauls out that big fat cut nine inch tube steak and begins jacking off. Well, Josh can't do anything but sink to his knees and take that big fucker down his gullet and sliding his mouth up 'n down. Dude is a total cock hound and begins rubbing the bulge in Lee's pants while he still servicing Vance.

Lee hauls out his own large plump clipped boner and Josh chows down giving the same hot head and begins switching back between the two throbbing organs.  Vance has some huge hangy nuts that are exceptionally mouth-watering. Vance gets down and sucks Lee's tool sharing it with the obviously starved Josh. Vance switches and chows down on Josh's stiff clipped prick while Josh sucks Lee deep throating all the way down to Lee's brown bush. Vance munches down on Shane's tight shaved bunghole teasing the pouting pucker with the tip of his tongue and giving one heck of a rim job with plenty of close-ups.

Vance fucks Josh doggy-style sliding in long 'n smooth and then begins using very forceful strokes with nice penetration shots from below while Lee fucks Josh's mouth and goads Vance on. "Come on! Fuck him!" Switching up, Josh plays a wild game of the ol' sink/bounce on Lee's pole with Lee frantically humping up fast 'n hard to fuck his co-worker with neat-o penetration shots from behind. To finish up, the dudes stand in a semi circle and pull their pork. Lee cuts loose with a large thick load on the ground, Josh sprays his thick nut, and Vance dumps a large thick load on Josh's straining cock.

Scene Four:

Chad Hunt (good-looking with short brown/gray hair, toned/smooth/heavily tattooed body) hauls out his huge fat cut cock and his co-worker Kai Ford (handsome with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) cannot resist and crams that gigantic dong down his throat taking as much as humanly possible down his throat giving some very impressive head. Kai bends over offering up his tasty bum allowing Chad to spread those cheeks and expose his tight lightly hairy butthole. Chad munches down eating the heck outta that hole with hot close-ups while Kai jerks his own stiff unclipped prick and fills the area with loud moans.  

Chad sucks Kai's large hard unclipped tool and receives a good old-fashioned face fucking while giving an expert blowjob. Chad fucks his buddy doggy-style fast 'n lubed with excellent penetration shots from behind of his Godzilla cock sliding in 'n out and stretching Kai's tight little man-twat. Chad picks the temp up even more and ends up pounding that ass hard and intense. Kai obviously digs being reamed as his cock stays completely erect the entire time.  This is some serious man-sex! Kai shoots a thick load on Chad's chest and Chad blows a big thick load on Kai's chest and neck.


Measure Up is shot directly on high quality video and presented in wide screen with an aspect ratio of 16:9. The videography by Adam Killian is excellent providing full coverage of all the action and plentiful close-ups. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they speak to each other and then get down to hot man sex with loud moans, heavy breathing, groans, and lusty cries of pleasure.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, PopShot-On-Demand, and cool thirty-six minute behind-the-scenes featuring interviews with each guy and director Chi Chi LaRue, an eighteen minute behind-the-scenes look at the model photo shoots, and a brand newWrap It Up safe sex PSA starring Chi Chi LaRue. Overall, a very nice selection of bonus features.


Wow! Once again Chi Chi LaRue does not disappoint with this red hot smut fest. The direction, videography, and editing (by CH) are all excellent creating four scorching hot scenes that move along at a nice clip and never become dull. The dudes are all very appealing, look to be enjoying each other and the action, and give highly energetic performances. My favorites here are Chad Hunt, Cameron Marshall, Lucas Knowles, and Vance Winter. The bonus features are very cool. I find it interesting to watch/listen to the dudes when they are not performing. The interviews provided here are quite informative and the guys all seem to be very friendly with a good sense of humor. I Highly Recommend!

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