2008, 2:29, plus extras
Directed by Mike Quasar
With: Tori Black, Angie Savage, Brooke Scott, Kenzi Marie, Holly Wellin, Sarah Jessie, Claudia Rossi, Ryder Skye, Tristan Kingsley, Ann Marie Rios, Lexxi Love, Larin Lane, Tabitha Stevens. "Penis provided by" Sascha, Devon Savage, Trent Soluri, Marco Banderas, Chris Cannon
Point-of-view blowjobs are the name of the game in this generous single DVD -- 12 scenes and 13 women, as opposed to the usual five or six for this sort of program. A pretty girl (two in one scene) enters a room, looking at and walking seductively toward the camera. After a little striptease or some token masturbation, she crawls toward us, or rather a disembodied crotch and legs of a seated guy over whose shoulder the cameraman is positioned. Little is said by the woman, nothing by the man, and the guy never touches any part of the girl. In real time, with little or no cuts, the girl gets the guy off with mouth and hand or hands, getting all or most of the cum in her mouth and keeping her eyes on the camera as much as possible. The theory behind POV porn is pure and totally sophomoric: It's like you the viewer is getting blown! Well, not quite.
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There's no point in describing each nearly identical scene in any greater detail, except to say that a couple of them start with the girl climbing around a pool table. And the house where these scenes were shot looks pretty nice. Rather, it's the quality of the fellatrices here that counts. Young brunette cutie Tori Black is a dead ringer for new superstar Leighton Meester of "Gossip Girl." Unusually thick-torsoed Brooke Scott has devastating eyes and mesmerizes with her opening comment: "I'm here to suck your cock." Blonde Kenzi Marie rubs herself while sitting on a sofa with her hot knee-socked legs spread wide. Sarah Jessie looks disturbingly like Ms. Parker (though with huge fake tits) and she makes the guy cum in her closed mouth -- a refreshing bit of reality, rather than the usual m.o. of the external mangasm. Porn vet Ann Marie Rios (formerly just Ann Marie) is still a hottie supreme and gives the nastiest BJ here. The even more senior Tabitha Stevens has a hungry, talented mouth but she seems to have had more work done than the West Side Highway. (In a behind-the-scenes featurette, she boasts of six boob jobs.)
The single-sided disc has much to play with. Besides the two-and-a-half-hour main program, there is a behind-the-scenes segment in which girls are photographed on the set, shoot the breeze, or take direction from the director ("You walk in. You're gonna be sexy ... la la la la la, boobs, boobs, boobs, buttocks, buttocks, buttocks, chair, chair, chair, vagina, vagina, vagina," he eloquently explains to Sarah Jessie.) We learn that Tabitha Stevens provides "the world's most expensive blowjob" ($5,000 is her fee).
Other bonuses include a cumshot recap, a photo gallery and five trailers, for "Big Loves," "Cum to Momma," "Filthy 2," "Head Case 2" and "Real Racks 3." There's also an optional Spanish soundtrack, though, as already mentioned, there's very little habla-ing to begin with.
The main menu and the scene menu are both full-motion hardcore, the latter helpfully naming the girl in each scene. There's also an auto-restart feature for those showing this in their porn store or schlubs too lazy to get up and change discs. Also for the benefit of cautious video store owners, the cover sleeve is reversible, offering alternative nonexplicit photos of the girls. Each well photographed (on HD video) scene is presented in the standard widescreen aspect ratio of 16:9.
There's only one chapter skip within each scene, and it brings you right to the ejaculation. But the scenes are only 13 or 14 minutes long, so, on subsequent viewings, you can simply fast-forward to favorite moments.
THE LAST WORD
If pretending they're your thighs that these lovely ladies are kneeling between gets you off, this POV blowjob disc will do the trick. The generous array of oral artistes ranges from the young and cute to the mature and nasty. There's no attempt at narrative or even at reality (these are clearly performers who've just met and have no connection whatsoever), and the men, as the "penis provided by" credit attests, are merely props. This is stroking material at its most self-centered, but it does that job well.