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Sexual Freak 9 (Lacie Heart)

Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/13/08

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Scott Nails auditioning for "The Watchmen" (click for trailer)

Sexual Freak 9 (Lacie Heart)

Digital Playground

Shay Jordan responding to being called butterface...

Genre: Vignette

Director: Celeste

Shay Jordan in action

Cast: Shay Jordan, Scott Nails, Lacie Heart, Sammy Cruz, Tommy Gunn, Carmel Moore, Tony DeSergio

Lacie Heart and Scott Nails

Length: 96:03 minutes

Date of Production: 2/25/2007

Sammy Cruz

Extras: The best extra was the short 10:07 minute long Behind the Scenes feature credited to T. Baggs, shot by Shay Jordan & Crew, and edited by "Dork". There was not much of Lacie in the feature and given the way she was labeled as a "butterface" (as was Shay by the end, her displeasure showing about something left in at the very end), I'm half surprised she was kept as the thematic lead but it had some cute moments, particularly between Scott and Robby. There was also a pop shot recap, a slide show with photogallery, and trailers to movies like Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, Pirates I, Island Fever 4, Deeper 10, Cheerleaders, Katsuni: Video Nasty, Jana Cova in Blue, and Jack's Teen America 18.

Lacie Heart and Scott Nails

Condoms: None

Carmel Moore

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Audio/Video Quality: Sexual Freak 9 was presented in the usual 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as envisioned by director Celeste for Digital Playground in the usual MPEG-2 codec reserved for standard definition releases. The high end equipment and skilled crew of regulars assisted director of photography Robby to make this release look really sharp; losing the artistic style that doesn't always work so well for me. In fact, the technical matters showed Robby's influence serving nicely to ground the scenes with less of the arty farty filters and effects that the director sometimes uses. The lighting was generally solid here, reducing the grain, video noise, and other defects that sometimes arise in making porn on a budget; favoring a clear focus in some cases that I was convinced worked very well. The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes; the composition favoring the ladies and looking like Robby had no constraints this time. Sidney Michaels was the editor and together with some of the post production effects added in, added the kind of visual texture that made the release stand out from some of Celeste's other works (in a good way though). The DVD mastering revealing no compression artifacts; with the bitrate for the visuals hovering around the mid 6.5 Mbps this time with few flaws but not as low in resolution as previous efforts in related showcase efforts. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English using a 448 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate; over twice that of most porn made these days, with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it. There wasn't much separation between the channels, if any outside of the intermittent music, but the ladies were always clearly heard here.

Body of Review: Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge may be the current best selling title at Digital Playground (and I suspect this will be the case for at least a few years too!) but not everybody gets into blockbuster porn, no matter how good it might be so it comes as no surprise that director Celeste continues to march forward to her own beat of the drum by releasing titles such as the upcoming Sexual Freak 9 (Lacie Heart). Like the other titles in the popular series, this one showcases a particular beauty, in this case the head hotty in charge being Lacie Heart (with some nice backup by perky Shay Jordan). The scenes were not designed to appease the hardcore raincoaters crowd either but serve as either erotic flavored pretty porn that couples can enjoy together or simply as the kind of smut fans of the cast should find strokable. Without special effects, big budgets, or even a huge production crew, some of you might ask how this one fared so I broke the scenes down briefly to give all of you a heads up as to what you can expect. The company website said it like this: "Lacie: Sexual Freak is a visual palette of equally sexy, erotic and naughty delights. Shay Jordan™ joins Lacie Heart to tease and toy with the men they desire, working them over to their own satisfaction and delight, releasing them from duty only after they have satisfied them fully. Their co-stars deliver sexually audacious scenes, which perfectly compliment Lacie's anal antics. The film will leave you awe-inspired, reveling with pleasure and forever hitting the replay button." Here's my brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Shay Jordan, dressed in sexy black lingerie as she taunted tied up Scott Nails (who looked like a character from the upcoming Watchmen movie out next year), dominated him with some verbal abuse in the bathroom. He pissed her off and she soon wrote what she wanted to hear on his chest, Shay making him beg before she'd give him any loving. He went down on her and she blew him fairly aggressively in return, Scott pounding her moist pussy when she was finally ready for it. Within a few positions, Shay seemed to get off and took his wad of genetic juice to her face, slowly sucking his balls dry of any remaining spew.

Scene Two: Lacie Heart, the beautiful blond on the front cover, was up next as Scott Nails begged her indulgence when he knocked at her door. He needed to have her spank him and sign his jockstrap (his only attire other than his socks) so she played along, asking her to stop once she had fulfilled whatever technical requirements he needed (scavenger hunt?). Anyway, the scene looked like it was shot with the light of an aquarium or something given the fleshtones present and while it wasn't a scene killer for me, it did detract from their modest performance. He ate her pussy and thumbed her ass, Lacie trying to work his cock orally but sticking mainly with the head as her hand jerked off the shaft. Lacie was passive in most of the vaginal screwing and became even more passive during the anal, letting Scott do all the work as he ravaged her ass. That led to a facial pop but they seemed strangely indifferent to each other here, not employing their usual chemistry and passion.

Scene Three: Sammy Cruz, a trampy little cutie with an all black outfit, was up next as she had studly Tommy Gunn strip for her in the living room. He followed her instructions and she wrapped his entire body up with plastic wrap, his protestations about the gayness of the act met with her reassurances that it would be fun. She came back to ask the helpless guy three questions about his fidelity (questions he was unprepared to answer by the way) and this led to her blowing him while his mouth was stuffed with another conquests' panties. Reasserting her dominance in the scene, she worked his meat pipe as he helplessly watched, the pair laughing in a manner that weakened the plausibility of the scenario but this was another with the weird lighting. As the questioning part of her inquisition closed up, she sat on his face and then rode his cock vaginally with a bit of enthusiasm. It was not a great scene but cute from a couple's porn point of view. A few positions when he was freed ended with a facial of population pudding gracing her chest and she cleaned him orally with a short bout of boning.

Scene Four: Lacie Heart, dressed way down in catwoman glasses and a boyish outfit (being called nerdy fuck face by partner Scott Nails), returned from his mean comments to brandish a riding crop and sexy attire to beat him silly. He laughed at her and that fueled her rage, Scott mixing the laughter and screams of pain as she positioned her pussy on his face. He ate her out and that calmed her ill intentions, her panting making sure all was well as he continued (there were way too many close up shots though). Lacie had a huge blemish that looked like a burn mark on her upper leg and Scott didn't want to part with his watch, but Lacie gave him a much better hummer this time as she slobbed his knob with a combination of oral and hand to gland combat. The vaginal portion of the ride was better too, slowing down only for the limited anal that they did, and the reward of a face full of semen closed it out after that.

Scene Five: Carmel Moore, a British tart with nice curves in her lingerie, ended the show as she made Tony DeSergio her bitch. She was resting her feet on his back as he knelt before her, wanting the man to act like a man instead of a pussy, finding his eventual coming around to turn her on. She sucked his feet and took his verbal abuse in front of the fireplace, eventually getting access to his cock when he allowed her to suck it like a good little "whore". Carmel was a talented oralist and took care of his balls as she worshipped him with her mouth, her modest vaginal ride a far cry from her best work but strokable enough given how she came around. She learned to impale herself on his cock and he busted a nut on her face, launching a decent load of semen that he thankfully did not taste when she tried to get him to kiss her one last time.

Summary: Sexual Freak 9 by director Celeste for Digital Playground had two full scenes starring Lacie Heart and one with Shay Jordan, each gal looking quite appealing as they dominated Scott Nails. Sexually, all of the gals were freaky here and satisfied the concept of the series though I wanted something more and the weird lighting was not all that appealing in my book so with the limited extras, I rated it as a Rent It. In short, Sexual Freak 9 (Lacie Heart) will largely appeal to couples and fans of Lacie & Shay, serving to help spice up the sex lives of those new to porn more than work as effectively for those who are seasoned in the ways of smut like yours truly.


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