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MILF Wood USA (Blu-Ray)


Studio: Vivid » Review by Aaron Scott » Review Date: 10/13/08


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

A couple is getting it on while someone is literally hanging in the room outside.  But first...

Welcome to Milfwood, USA - where the women are hot and the sex is hotter.  Best described as Desperate Housewives on Viagra - you have the stereotypical residents of a sleepy American town.  From the huge-chested gossip queen to the timid soccer mom (who just so happens to be part of the witness protection program), and her son who seems to be fucking just about all of the ladies in town.  But something is going down in suburbia, and someone's going to end up dead.  But who?

The plot follows the seemingly normal routines of a handful of residents, and it does a good job of getting us from fuck scene to fuck scene.  The biggest mystery lies in just who the new neighbors are.  Could there be something more to them than meets the eye?  Their story leads us to a nice, steamy threesome that brings the story to a close. 

The ending, however, is rather abrupt, and had this been a regular film, certainly leaves the door open for a sequel.  Perhaps Milfwood 2: Milf Harder?

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Featuring the ultra-hot Savanna Samson, Ava Lauren, Darryl Hanah, India Summer, and Crystal Summer, Milfwood USA certainly gives us plenty to look at.   These ladies all have smokin-hot bodies and give it their all in the extended sex scenes.

VIDEO: Presented in 1080i Hi-Def, the feature looks outstanding.  While most of the movie takes place in the evening, colors are well-balanced and clean.  Sex scenes are clear and easily visable - even under some very dim lighting.

AUDIO: Sadly, only an English 2.0 audio track is available, and there are a number of times when the actresses are talking from behind a wall, or inside a closet and the audio is hard to hear.  A nicer sound mix would have been appreciated to really get a better grasp on what was happening with the plot.

EXTRAS: Two bonus scenes are here - both presented in 1080i hi-def.  First comes a scene from "Curvaceous" featuring sexy Angelica Sin getting it on in an auto repair shop.  She works her nice, ample ass and big tits as she sucks, fucks, and uses her tits to satisfy her guy.  A nice big cumshot completes this scene, and it definately aroused my curiousity in the rest of the movie.  

The second clip is from "Miles From Needles," and features Milfwood star Savanna Samson and April Blossom as they work each other over with tongues, fingers, and toys.  This is a hot scene that made me want to see the rest.

A 15-minute behind the scenes feature gives us a glimpse of the goings-on during the filming of Milfwood, and provides some nice insight into the thoughts of some of the cast.  Darryl Hanah takes about her limits, and the joys of swallowing cum.  Ava Lauren waits patiently between scenes and admits to being a germaphobe.  One word of caution - the BTS features the filming of the climax of the movie, so hold off watching the extras until after viewing the main film.  Animal lovers beware, as we also see the sad truth about what happens when dogs fail to follow the script.

A 5-minute photo gallery (also in hi-def) shows the ladies before and during production.

Finally, we get trailers for other Vivid releases - Damaged Goods, Mating Season, Touch Me, and Watching my Wife.

Overall, though the plot was a bit thin (and it would be nice to have a bit more story in a non-compilation release) the ladies were stunning, and the sex was more than enough to keep my interest throughout.  Having the film and extras in 1080i hi-definition is a big positive, though not pairing it with a better audio track takes away from what might have been a better grade.  Savanna Samson is just too damn hot, and I look forward to seeing more releases with her in them.  RENT this one.



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