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Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator - Bumpy


Studio: Doc Johnson » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 10/13/08


XCritic's Advice: Recommended

At the still young age of 27, Mississippi-born Michelle Anne Sinclair, aka Belladonna, is nothing short of a supersized sex mogul. She's a certified porn legend with a huge fanbase - male and female - supporting her massive catalog of hardcore histrionics. Specializing in anal, and anything that can be crammed up or manipulated into her sexy poop chute, she has turned the once taboo act into a commercial cash cow calling card. Naturally, years in the industry can take a toll on the talent, and as with many high profile adult stars, the spunky little actress has moved behind the camera. She now owns and operates Belladonna Entertainment with her partner and husband, Aiden Kelly, yet as with all self-imposed retirements (she walked away last year, concerned over the spreading of STDs and herpes) however, she is currently back before the lens, letting is all hang out.

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Of course, this doesn't keep the attractive superstar from continuing to branch out. In collaboration with industry giant Doc Johnson, Belladonna is releasing her own line of toys, including the Evil Pink Vibrator. It actually comes in three varieties - smooth, bumpy (discussed here), and 'blaster'. The waterproof 'Sil-A-Gel" product, advertised as containing a latex/cadmuium free, anti-bacterial non toxic forumula, is a little under 6" in length. Its four tiered design, resembling a rounded over pink Christmas tree, offers three nodules of over 1" in width, with the final base element measuring closer to 1 & 3/4". The mechanics run on two AAA batteries, and it has to be said that the device is very powerful. The rotating switch (located at the very bottom) provides a minor increase in vibrations when turned all the way clockwise. But the difference is minimal, and not really what you would call truly multispeed (though the packing suggests otherwise).

The first thing you notice about the Evil Pink Vibrator is the smell - a middle school lip gloss like aroma of highly fragrant fake strawberry. It permeates every facet of the gizmo and even after multiple uses (and washes) remains odoriferously intact. Now, if you enjoy the slightly oversweet scent of chemically created fruit, you'll adore Belladonna's Evil Pink. If you don't then you'll be smelling this item until the Rapture. Secondly, the shape is a little awkward, especially for partner use. Since there really is no place to securely hold the device, one imagines (and has experienced) that an excess of lube and some additional lover fluid makes the item very slippery. Solo seems to work much better, since you can control the positioning of your fingers more easily, as well as address the on/off switch. The vibrations are consistent over the entire toy. The sensations are just as strong at the base as they are at the rounded end.

As medium sized vibrators run, Belladonna's Evil Pink is actually pretty good. The rounded end allows for excellent clitoral and/or penile stimulation, and the smallish size allows for easy insertion. Even the most novice of toy adventurers will be able to experiment in safety with this gadget. On the down side, the smooth surface doesn't provide much "internal" excitement, and the beaded appearance makes penetration and pumping seem rough and irregular. Still, if you're looking for something that doesn't scream "plastic cock" and appeals to a more feminine, sensual ideal, Belladonna's Evil Pink Vibrator is an excellent beginner's accessory and is easily Recommended. The more experienced members of the readership may wonder why a woman so notorious for her over the top antics would offer up such a quasi-conservative pleasure appliance. The answer is simple, of course. Just like Belladonna herself, the Evil Pink Vibrator series is multifaceted. She's wild when she needs to be, and tender when (and where) it counts. Naturally her toys follows suit.




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