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Full Streams Ahead

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 10/13/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

2008, 2 discs, 4:49 total running time, plus extras
Directed by Chris Streams
With: Chris Streams, Juicy Pearl, Tori Black, Jada Fire, Angelina Valentina, Jenna Haze, Sophie Dee, Savannah Stern, Shyla Stylez

Subtitled "A POV Experience," the latest from prolific director-performer Chris Streams is just that. Virtually every shot is taken from the point of view of you the voyeur, and the girls look at and address the camera as if it's you who's having sex with her. Eight hot, diverse women (four per each of the two discs) get -time scenes in this double-length production -- though you might be willing to sacrifice some of the repetitive behavior in favor of more girls or a second guy.
Streams remains off camera, except for his legs and sizable cock, as he sits in a chair and gets blown, or lies on his back to serve as a human sybian. (Occasionally he does get up to lay some missionary pipe, the camera situated behind his ear.) Each sequence follows the same rough outline: a scantily clad girl walks into a room and poses, or strolls around some bushes or a pool, before entering a house, where she poses some more and masturbates a little. Streams' chin inevitably pops into the frame from a low-angle shot to start long, attentive pussy and ass licking. Then there's a cut to the girl crawling over to Streams as he sits in his chair, his cock ready to be addressed.
Streams mutters occasionally about how beautiful a particular girl is, and the girls talk dirty when they're giving head, but otherwise, there's no dialogue. Each sequence ends with a cut to Streams standing up, the camera over his shoulder, as he squeezes out his thick load (his "full streams") onto the girl's face and hair or into her mouth.

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The girls fall roughly into three categories: French Canadian Juicy Pearl, willowy brunette sweetheart Tori Black and the ever popular Jenna Haze fit the "cute and petite" mode, Haze doing a particularly nice blow job/foot job combo. Jada Fire (she of the 4-inches-in-diameter black areola) and blonde Paris Hilton look-alike Shyla Stylez fill the bill for va-va-voluptuous. And brunettes Savannah Stern and Angelina Valentina, who resembles Jolie in the lips, are devilishly slutty. Then there's Sophie Dee, the Welsh-born, black-haired beauty with ice blue eyes and a big-ass ass. If you're of a certain age and ever fantasized about Elizabeth Taylor, this is as close to that fantasy coming true as you're going to get.
And just when you thought the sex in "Full Streams Ahead" would be strictly oral and vaginal, Sophie Dee and Shyla Stylez throw some anal into the works.

                                                       THE DVD
This Chris Streams production, released on the Jules Jordan label, is a very generous package. The eight girls are split over two dsics, and each DVD has its own array of extras. You get two photo galleries, two cumshot recaps, two sets of trailers and two half-hour behind-the-scenes features.
The hardcore trailers on Disc 1 are for "Squirt Machine," "Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers" (with Ginger Lynn in some rough sex) and "Internal Damnation"; on Disc 2, they're for "Dirty Rotten Motherfuckers 2" (with one-time Playboy TV host Julia Ann), "Oil Overload" and "The Interactive Gina Lynn." The backstage segments are mostly about the girls getting their hair and makeup done, or trying on clothes for their scenes, all the while chatting with director-stud Streams or the cameraman. But some interesting comments emerge: Streams explains his discomfort doing anal scenes because he has a down-curving dick; the alpha female Jada Fire pleads, "I'm completely different ... I'm a really nice person now," as she fills out her model release; Jenna Haze attributes her sales success to her being "goofy, kind of awkward, but sexy"; Streams says how hard it is to get business loans if you're in porn.
The scenes are well shot (in HD) from a hand-held camera (does anyone in porn know what a tripod is anymore?), often from very low or very high angles. The picture is presented in 16:9 widescreen, and the sound is particularly well recorded -- you can hear the girls rub their own skin. There are more than 50 chapters per disc.

                                                THE LAST WORD

Hot and sexy girls get nice long (perhaps too long) sequences with off-camera cocksman Chris Streams in a program clocking in at nearly five hours. Fans of Jenna Haze, especially those who've wanted to see her feet in action, will find this definitely to their liking, while the all-natural knockout Sophie Dee and the adorable Tori Black will keep everyone coming back for more. Add in copious extras, and this two-disc set is more than worth the price.

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