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Sporty Girls

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/15/08

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Jenna Haze! (click for trailer)

Sporty Girls

Elegant Angel

Rebeca Linares!

Genre: Vignette

Director: William H. Nutsack

Dakoda Brookes

Cast: Jenna Haze, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Mark Ashley, Dakoda Brookes, Mick Blue, Jessica Lynn, Billy Glide, Phoenix Marie, Kristina Rose

Length: 153:34 minutes

Jessica Lynn

Date of Production: 8/23/2008

Kristina Rose and Phoenix Marie

Extras: The best extra was the 21:09 minute long bonus scene from last year's Brianna Love is Buttwoman. I liked the scene but greatly prefer unique scenes shot exclusively for particular movies (especially those I already own) so your mileage for this as an extra may vary considerably. The Behind the Scenes feature only lasted 4:48 minutes so it really did little for me as well but managed to provide some extra material for my spank bank and was welcome. There was also a photogallery, a long pop shot recap, spam, and trailers to shows like Curvy Girls, Massive Asses 3, Rebeca Linares Raw, Brianna Love is Buttwoman, Swimsuit Calendar Girls, and Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman 2.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Sporty Girls was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel using the standard definition MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. The editing by Michael Cates was a bit too abrupt at times, never allowing the camera to linger long enough for the tease to set in or a position to work as well for me but that is directly related to personal taste so you may want to see for yourselves what I mean. I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the middle 3.9 Mbps video bitrate; on the low end but probably needed given the amount of material on the DVD) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers as most of her work these days tends to do. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering with a 48 kHz sampling rate, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too.

Body of Review: Elegant Angel has been a leader in gonzo porn for a lot of years thanks to the efforts of owner Patrick Collins and his keen eye for talent. One of his better picks of the last ten years has been the hiring of William H. Nutsack as what amounts to his lead director, the man using humor and raw sexuality in his movies as he gets some of the best performances out of his cast so very often. His latest release is Sporty Girls, a movie with a sports related theme, generally where gals wanting to be physically fit show their male partners some extra moves that lead to a happy ending. The five scenes star gals like Jenna Haze, Rebeca Linares, Phoenix Marie, Dakoda Brookes, Jessica Lynn, and Kristina Rose so I felt that there was a good chance I would enjoy the action, just so long as Nutsack's infamous tease footage was included and the performers gave their best. The company website described the show like this: "Elegant Angel proudly present its brand new series, Sporty Girls. Do you ever get hot and bothered watching those pretty sports stars playing tennis on TV? Or do you find yourself slack jawed gazing at those sweaty girls playing beach volleyball by the ocean? If so, this series is for you. Featuring an all star cast list including Jenna Haze, Kristina Rose, Phoenix Marie, Jessica Lynn, Dakoda Brookes, and Rebeca Linares. The movie is directed by award winning lensman, William H." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jenna Haze, the cute gal featured on the front cover, was up first as she engaged lame James Deen in a game of tennis on the mild sunny day. He was acting pretentious and she was hired to teach him, her teaching method working for me as she wore no panties underneath her short skirt. There was too much of him in the setup to qualify the opener as tease though it did have some funny moments of James hamming it up, resulting in the couple going inside to the couch where she let him get frisky. He fingered her and they kissed, Jenna sitting on his face before she slobbed his knob. She looked good and the sex wasn't bad, the penetrative action moving from an active vaginal plowing to a much slower anal pounding. Jenna wiggled her hips and got all sweaty with him, resulting in draining him of genetic juice as it was launched towards her face.

Scene Two: Rebeca Linares, a very cute brunette Latina, was up next as she portrayed a gal wanting to learn how to exercise with the help of trainer Mark Ashley, initially beginning with crunches on a large inflatable ball that emphasized her camel toe and perky ass. Clothed tease is okay for a lesser director but I wanted something more explicit, the training moving inside where she took advantage of his erection to start sucking it beside the couch. She gave him a good polishing and figured this to be a better means of getting in shape, Rebeca looking at the camera a few times as she was distracted from the work at hand. Mark licked her a couple of times before drilling her pussy, Rebeca passively allowing it instead of pushing back on his meaty member. There was some taste testing going on here and Rebeca actually did better during the minimal anal, pumping on his rod as if to bust a nut in a few positions before he rubbed out a load of population pudding to her face and chest.

Scene Three: Dakoda Brookes, a cute gal in need of some soccer training, was up next at the hands of Mick Blue, the weather too hot for a full workout as they passed the ball around a few times. Her outfit hugged her curvy figure well enough but the montage was more geared towards sport fans than a guy like me trying to find strokable material, the pair moving off to a shaded area for her to reward his help by means of a blowjob. She dropped to her knees and gave a decent bit of head in the outcropping of rocks, showing she was no stranger to a dick in her mouth as she wrapped her lips around him and sucked away. Still, as much as I enjoy public sex, she has a long way to go to become a true oral superstar and the scene moved inside the familiar house very quickly. They kissed, she went back to slobbing his knob, and Mick reciprocated soon afterwards. She had goose bumps when he ate her biscuit and the vaginal plowing showed her rubbing herself rather than rely strictly on his attentive penetration. She was much better on top than in any of the other positions, that being the only time when she showed any enthusiasm outside of him going down on her. Sadly, the facial came too soon and she did not swallow, showing a slight aversion to his seed from the looks of it and the scene ending too soon.

Scene Four: Jessica Lynn, a perky little blond with a cute overbite, was up next as she practiced boxing in a large gym, complete with boxing ring. Her sparring partner/trainer was Billy Glide and her sweet ass ate her shorts well enough to barely qualify as tease but had I not been reviewing the scene, it would have amounted to FFF (fast forward fodder), the gal far more capable of working up a load of semen when in lingerie or naked. She made it clear that she joined the gym to get to Billy's manhood, kneeling before him to start sucking his cock, the pair vaginally fucking inside the boxing ring but not showing their full potential except when she was on top of him. The scene even seemed shorter than usual so despite her loud pornish moans of pleasure, I was left unconvinced about replay value or strokability, the scene closing up with an expected facial.

Scene Five: Phoenix Marie and Kristina Rose, a couple of appealing young ladies in small bikinis, were up last as they frolicked on the public beach including some time spent on the swings to the movie's sporty theme before engaging in some volleyball. They went back to the hotel and Mark Ashley portrayed the room service guy, the hungry ladies about to beat him up but settling on another form of repayment for how long it took to feed them. They pawed at his clothing and he acted very passive, reclining as they stripped his pants off to suck him in double team fashion. The coy licks they provided at first soon turned to full on inhalation of his meaty member, each gal enhancing the moment by some sucking and hand strokes. He then took turns vaginally plowing their relatively passive pussies, the gals giving each other some licks at times but generally taming it down compared to other gonzo works I've seen them in. It got better with time as the ladies learned to fully bounce on cock, but it fell short of what I expected from the onset of the movie, ending when the spew was jerked off to the chest by his own hand, the gals cumswapping precious little of his seed.

Bonus Scene: Brianna Love is Buttwoman: Brianna Love, now playing a popular stripper in a dive style bar, wore glasses as she readied herself for some action with Dick Nasty, Kyle Stone, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Andrew Riviera, Buster Goode, and Dwayne Cummings. I had taken a break by this point lest I be too weary to complete my task of reviewing the movie, the scene started at about the 135 minute mark. If you're familiar with gonzo porn, few companies offer this much fuck for the buck, and there were still two scenes to go and a whole disc full of extras that Mason was proud to provide. The strip show was a mixture of comedy (the drunk mopers coming to life as she worked the metal pole on stage in her pink & black outfit) and heated tease; leading to the men pulling out their wallets and emptying them in her clothing, clothing that came off as the money poured in. The result was a decent blowbang much like Mike John might offer (he is often considered the industry leader of such things) except it was enhanced by the playful nature Brianna provided with substantially higher replay value as a result too. She slobbed their knobs with a drive rarely seen in the gal, making me wonder how the directors got such a wonderful performance out of her (her oral talents are known as decent but rarely exceptional like this one showed); the men dropping loads all over her mouth, face, and ass cheeks before she scurried away with her cash. Yum!

Summary: Sporty Girls by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel looked very crisp and clean in most of the scenes but sexually, there was little of the creative Nutsack ideas that I have found so enjoyable over the years, resulting in a rating of Rent It. The cast was good looking for the theme of the day and sport aficionados might appreciate the movie somewhat more than I did but the whole project seemed rushed with the editing standing out in my mind more indicative of a weaker than usual level of quality control. In short, Sporty Girls is best suited for slavering fanboys of the ladies or true sport nuts than the general populace looking to rub out repeated loads of nut juice so give it a look and you'll see if it might be for you.


You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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