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I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro 2

Studio: JM Productions » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 11/3/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

JM Productions

Condoms: None that I saw

Length: 130 Minutes

Date Of Production: 08/11/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

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Scene 1 - Katie Angel and D-Snoop. D-Snoop is packing a meat cannon in his pants. Nevertheless, Katie was able to take it. I didn't care for how Katie went about sucking the dick. Devouring a cock is fun and all, but where's the style? All I saw was hair and teeth going after a dick. If I wanted to see a wild animal eat a dick, I'd watch Animal Planet.


Scene 2 - Ray Veness.

Ray moves slower in her scene with Guy. It's a slow burn, that ends up going where it should. Black cock meets white mouth and thrusting begins. It all builds to the cumshot and we're happy. What kills me is that there's nothing here to hold my attention. What makes Ray's scenes any different any other chick? The answer's nothing. I want someone that looks cool as shit with cum on her face. Ray isn't it.

Scene 3 - Chelsie Rae.

Lee Bang upstages all white bitches. Chelsie Rae worked hard to not get overpowered. But, Lee Bang has a trouser python that demands respect. He gets respect and that's what this scene is about. Lee Bang is a powerful performer that upstages all bitches in every scene he appears. I want entire franchises based around Lee Bang's ability to split a pussy like it's a piece of fire wood.

Scene 4 - Carina Jayden.

Carina and Guy got at it here. Carina spices it up with some different positions. She even manages to get the cameraman into all the great shots. Then, there's nothing. I could laundry list every single shot for you, but what's the point in that? You're not going to hear or see anything different. Though, I think she queefed at the end.

Scene 5 - Amber Rayne

Amber Rayne and Jon Jon work it. Amber has such a nice body, that I wanted her to take the dick. But, all she was going to do was blow Jon Jon. Man, it's such a tease. But, I knew that getting into this flick. That's why I feel this is a good starter disc. Save your Kleenex for the real stuff. 

Scene 6 - Jessica Right

Jessica Right and Byron Lang work it right. The problem is that it's more of the same. When will there be something more than a dick distraction? I want story or I want to see some sick shit. Watching a white chick blow a black dude is blaise. I'm not saying that Jessica should nibble on Byron's balls. But, put a parrot in there or some shit. I need to be entertained.

Final Thoughts:

JM Productions is such a 4/5ths studio. They almost get me there, but there's little fuck-ups in execution that don't pull me into their fantasy world. Still, I'd recommend it for some lovely footage of white chicks getting their throats stuffed. 
First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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