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Pornstars Like It Big Vol. 3

Studio: Brazzers » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 11/4/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended


Cast:  Adrenalynn, Alexis Texas, Gina Lynn, Jordan Ash, Keiran Lee, Krystal Steal, Mariah Milano, Mr. Pete, Phoenix Marie, Savannah Stern and Shyla Stylez

Condoms: Varies

Length: 120 Minutes

Date Of Production: 08/25/08

Special Features:

Interactive Menus
Chapter Selection
Slide Show
Int. Tel. Sex
Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile. The Dolby track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

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Scene 1 - Shyla, Krystal and Phoenix Marie. Pornstars like it big, when they have to put ice on their pussy. Look at that shot above, that's so fucking hot in the sickest way. The three girls are discussing how they can't get any real dick. But, when they get real dick, it's usually way too big. But, they don't seem to have a huge problem with that. A dick is a dick, right? Well, it's not long before they discover that they're able to take anything that can get stuffed in their boxes.


Scene 2 - Adrenalynn.

Adrenalynn is up next to recruit a lowly maggot into the Fuck Army. The Fuck Army is apparently located inside of a quaint suburban home. But, that doesn't matter. Adrenalynn has a perfectly smooth box that she's takes a lot of dick in. There's some reverse action and then some cowgirl. The cumshot comes and everyone's happy. Even the people of the Suburban Fuck Army can get behind this. That's what you've got to love.

Scene 3 - Mariah Milano.

I'm not quite sure what the fuck Mariah was trying to do here. Is it rough trade or hard sex? The playing around lasts too long and it distracts from the fucking. Mariah is too good at riding the dick to spend so much time on set-up. I didn't watch the foreplay in slow-motion. I watched cock bouncing. Get that shit straight.

Scene 4 - Gina Lynn.

Gina Lynn never got old and ugly. She meets up with a media dude and fuck him. The set-up is quick, but never misses a beat. You get the suck, fuck and squirt. But, you don't waste time during that shit. You get those pretty eyes and pouty lips to suck you in. Then, those fucking perfect tits carry you home. Good shit all around.

Scene 5 - Savannah Stern

Savannah Stern has got some giant tits. She's quick and powerful in her scenes, but she pales to Gina Lynn. Gina Lynn should've been the closing factor. But, they tried to one up her. You can't one up the star of the show. It doesn't work. What the fuck is that all about? Stern is pretty kickass, but she can be overpowered. Don't do that to this lady, Brazzers. She had a great scene and deserved better placement.

Final Thoughts:

Brazzers always finds the hottest women. But, they don't sell me on the fantasy. It takes a lot to hold a young porn fan's attention, yet Brazzers always seems to let me slip through their fingers. Step it, guys.
First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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