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Studio: Latino Fan Club » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 11/2/08

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Dates: May 2008-August 2008

Directed By: Rob Greco

The Movie:

"America's hottest new rap band has a secret! They're all on the D.L.! Here is the XXX video that could end their career forever!"

Cast: Shawty, Loco, Paris, David, Kapone, Aquarius, Suicide, and Mr. Virgo.

The Dudes:

Bling offers the viewer eight appealing Black and Latino dudes with a mix of short, braded, and shaved hair; muscular, toned, and slender/toned bodies; trimmed and shaved pubes; lightly hairy and smooth chests; cut 'n uncut cocks.

Run Time 'n Rubbers: 1 Hour and 39 Minutes. Yes.

Scene One:

Hunky David (short dark hair, muscular/smooth body with tattoos) watches a video of some gal showing off her tits while rubbing his chest and blue jeans-clad bulge. Eyes glued to the television monitor, he yanks his sleeveless tee shirt off and begins playing with his hard 'n sensitive nipples. David slowly unbuckles and pulls down his blue jeans and white briefs revealing short dark pubes, hairy plump balls, and thick clipped cock. He really gets into the art of self-lovin' by spreading his legs nice 'n wide to expose his hairy gooch and tight hairy bunghole in hot extreme close-up.  David gives his throbbing boner a complete workout jacking that chubby thang until his flared purple knob spits thick splooge on his fist, shaft, and balls. Hot dude!

Scene Two:

Shawty (good-looking with short black hair, goatee, toned/smooth body) and his band mate/lover Loco (cute with short black hair, slender/toned/smooth body) and asleep in bed when Shawty suddenly wakes up realizing that they are late for sound check. I guess it's not as big of a deal as what's in Loco's white briefs. The dudes quickly forget about their prior commitments and gets down with some very slow 'n erotic deep tongue kissing. These two are clearly into each other and the action. Shawty licks 'n kisses his way down Loco's body and yanks those briefs down revealing a big fat uncut cock. He chows down on that large dong cramming it down his gullet giving excellent head. Shawty is practically starved for that tasty tube steak and gives one heck of a blowjob.

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There's a nice shot of Shawty's tight shaved asshole as he straddles Loco and grinds his pulsing pucker against that throbbing unclipped monster. Hot, lubed, 'n sexy! Shawty plays a wild game of the ol' sink/bounce really rockin' n rollin' on that prong while Loco grabs his buddy's hips and begins thrusting up to fuck him fast 'n hard with hot penetration shots. Switching to the missionary position, Loco continues to pound Shawty with more hot penetration shots. Loco jacks his huge member and squirts a large load in Shawty's mouth, on his face and goatee. Shawty yanks his stiff clipped tool and cuts loose with thick jizz on his stomach.

Scene Three:

Band mates Kapone (good-looking with short black hair, goatee, toned/smooth body) and Suicide (good-looking with shaved head, toned/smooth body) have to wait 45 minutes to be picked up for their big show at Madison Square Garden. Gee. I wonder what they will have time to do? Yup! Suicide hauls out his plump nuts and cut dick leading Kapone to chow down deep throating all the way down to those shaved pubes and cramming his gullet full giving excellent head. Loud slurping 'n sucking sounds fill the air and Suicide digs that head, baby! There are some very hot close-ups provided here as Kapone lovingly takes those plump low-hangers into his mouth.

Kapone is now in the missionary position with Suicide fucking his tight hairy manhole using long 'n full strokes with plenty of tasty penetration shots from behind. The guys are totally into one another and the action as Suicide pounds that bunghole working his hips in a circular motion to stir that snug hole as he pounds fast 'n hard. Switching up to fuck his buddy from behind, Suicide continues to drill that man-pussy like there's no tomorrow and Kapone totally digs being reamed pulling on his clipped tool. Suicide jerks off and shoots a large thick load in Kapone's mouth and on his tongue. Plenty of cum drips from his goatee. Hot! Sadly, Kapone does not bust a nut.

Scene Four:

Shawty (scene two) is posing for some photos when he realized that photographer Mr. Virgo (nice-looking with shaved head, tall/toned/smooth body) has more on his mind than publicity. The guys get down with some hot soul kissin' with plenty of deep wet tongues, body rubbin', and nipple pinching. Shawty strips down showing off his dark pubes, plump hangy nuts, and chubby clipped dong leading Mr. Virgo to get down grasping the thick meat at its root and sliding as much down his windpipe as humanly possible. Dude gives an excellent jaw job while having his mouth stretched to the max to get it all in.

 In return, Shawty chows down on Mr. Virgo's stiff, long, 'n clipped tool giving some very groovy head as his hungry mouth slides up 'n down. Virgo bends over offering his bum 'n making Shawty spread those cheeks to expose his buddy's tight hairy asshole. He munches down on that quivering starfish with excellent ass-eating close-ups. Mr. Virgo has a very hair hole that is begging to be rimmed. To finish up, the dudes pull their pork with Mr. Virgo shooting a wad on his stomach as Shawty continues to eat his bunghole. Shawty cuts loose with a spotty load.

Scene Five:

Security Guard Paris (handsome with short black hair, goatee, muscular/smooth body) and band member Aquarius (cute with wave cap, braids, facial hair, toned/slender/hairy body) get down with some highly hot deep tongue kissing. These guys are definitely into each other and the action. The guys lick 'n suck hard nipples and are soon stroking each other's stiff cut cocks. Aquarius has some sticky pre-cum as Paris slides his stomach against his new pal's boner. Aquarius takes Paris' tool down his throat giving excellent head that leads to a hot face fuck. Aquarius knows how to suck a mean dick and has no trouble deep throating that pulsing rod.

Paris munches down on his buddy's tight hairy asshole with plenty of hot rimming close-ups of tongue on pucker. He fucks Aquarius fast, smooth, 'n hard in the missionary position with some hot penetration shots from behind 'n below of that blood-engorged throbber sluicing in 'n out of that snug man-chute. Hot! Out of control with lusty desire, Aquarius plays a fun game of the ol' sink/bounce riding up 'n down on Paris' turgid pork fucking himself silly. Passing the point of no return, Aquarius squirts a thick load of jizz on his hairy chest 'n stomach and Paris busts a large thick nut in his pal's mouth and on his face. Hot!


Bling is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by director Rob Greco is solid providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of excellent close-ups and extreme close-ups of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt sex penetration. The picture quality is sharp 'n clean.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they speak, all the horny sounds of man-sexin', and the natural sounds of NYC.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, and chapter stops. There are no bonus materials here.


The Latino Fan Club/Real Urban Men Productions comes though (literally) again with the very hot Bling. The direction and videography by Rob Greco are solid creating five scenes that take the time to focus in on each part of the dudes' sex action and never become dull. The time spent on rimming is especially hot with plenty of mouth-watering close-ups. The dudes are all very appealing, give energetic performances, and look to be into each other and the action. My favorites here are Paris, David, Kapone, and Shawty. I Highly Recommend for fans of hot Black and Latino dudes.

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