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Clit Suction G-Vibe Waterproof


Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/4/08


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Evolved Novelties is helmed by none other than Greg Alves, the man known for putting Metro on the map, starting up Zero Tolerance, and more recently fighting asshat pirates successfully, winning a multimillion dollar judgement.  So, why does Greg think he can carve out a niche in an ultra competitive market dominated by the likes of Doc Johnson, Adam & Eve, TopCo, and a few others?  First, he teamed up with equally well known Gregg Alan, a guy you may know as the head honcho at Diabolic (another favorite production company of mine) and the two took a different approach.  Rather than go cheap with their toys, they decided to take it slow and easy, using high end materials and quality testing practices, resulting in toys like the Waterproof Sweet Cheeks in their True Love Edition line. The "cheeks" designation referring to the stem that can be used to stimulate the anus or clitoris (complete with its own vibrating bulb).




Measuring in at slightly over 8" tall (6" of insertable shaft), it was as thick as the previously reviewed Passionate G built for fluffy sized gals who enjoy thickness more. but had a secondary vibrating bullet on the stem (see picture) for use in teasing the ass or clitoris, some practice allowing for minimal anal insertion.  The baby blue device (it also comes in pink) managed to generate substantial interest by my testing crew right away since upon seeing it, there was some discussion regarding who would get to play with it (first), resulting in some discussion about who got what to play with out of this last batch of toys. The version I received was light blue in color but as my pictures demonstrate, it also comes in a cool looking pink panther pink too.  The impressive gift packaging was still present too, a plain white sleeve surrounding a nice red metal case with foam inside, hinges holding the top onto the body. I cannot stress enough how popular these cases are when giving presents out to special friends, the cheesy disposable plastic cases most toys come in not only environmentally unsound but also less suitable for the upcoming holiday season.

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The Waterproof Honey Bunnytakes two AA batteries and unlike those lesser releases by competitors, this device really pours on the power in both portions of the toy (the anal stimulator as well as the main shaft). The first setting was light, the second a modest upgrade, and the third, well, watch out as it's really strong and had the already spent Carey frantic with desire, the larger bump on the main shaft pushing her limits more than typical (she is not as fluffy sized as Nadine).  The vibrating bullet is up in the bulb of the jelly coated toy and the curves on it allow for moderation in the insertion process, my gal diddling herself quickly, finding a slight bit of frustration with trying to coordinate the two parts of the toy to hit her exactly right at the same time.  This simple yet elegant toy really delivered the goods and at the highest setting, drained the batteries faster than usual.  The quality of the toy showed here as well, my impression that it will last longer than some of the nearly disposable toys I've encountered in the past.


Note the two vibrating bullets, one near each pleasure point for stimulation.

After she left, I tested it to check the waterproof nature of the device and it passed with flying colors, the control on the bottom of the toy being a simple push button approach I wish others would take (over those all too often clunky controls).  The "O" ring kept water from destroying the electronics and it was quite easy to clean, making it Highly Recommended on all fronts.  The only reason it did not quite achieve the highest rating was Carey's belief that it should have had an even long "stem" to allow for more anal insertion, the title "sweet cheeks" telling her that it was supposed to be more suited for that kind of thing.

The Waterproof Sweet Cheeksis made in China for the socially conscious but you'll want to stock up on batteries with this baby as it served to demonstrate anal action doesn't always mean a large toy to push your limits in the backdoor.  The simple fact is, such a toy is best used as a supplement for others depending on what you want to stimulate but given the wealth of nerve endings in the backside of most people, this one was well worth picking up for repeated use. The rest of the tech specs were found in our forums as follows:

Sweet yet powerful, stylish and functional, the True Love edition blends contemporary design with classic sensuality. Three quiet speeds ensure ultimate bliss and satisfaction, in or out of the water. Luxurious in feel and conforming to every contour, the soothing pulsations deliver endless stimulation! Stay in tonight and vibe with your favorite Sweetheart. Romance has Evolved, shouldn't your massager?

3 stimulating speeds
easy push - button controls
phthalate-free and body-safe
flexible material conforms to body
ultra-powerful motor soothes and seduces
maximum intensity with minimum noise
satin-smooth coated controls
hygienic medical-grade TPR
shower & bath-friendly

Lastly, it mentions it is RoHS compliant which essentially means the device is free of many specific health hazard chemicals, this from the RoHS website in the EU:
The definition and aim of the RoHS directive is quite simple. The RoHS directive aims to restrict certain dangerous substances commonly used in electronic and electronic equipment. Any RoHS compliant component is tested for the presence of Lead (Pb), Cadmium (Cd), Mercury (Hg), Hexavalent chromium (Hex-Cr), Polybrominated biphenyls (PBB), and Polybrominated diphenyl ethers (PBDE). For Cadmium and Hexavalent chromium, there must be less than 0.01% of the substance by weight at raw homogeneous materials level. For Lead, PBB, and PBDE, there must be no more than 0.1% of the material, when calculated by weight at raw homogeneous materials. Any RoHS compliant component must have 100 ppm or less of mercury and the mercury must not have been intentionally added to the component. In the EU, some military and medical equipment are exempt from RoHS compliance.

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You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon



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