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Apple Bottomz 5

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/11/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Apple Bottomz 5

Zero Tolerance

Sunny Lane and Mark Wood

Genre: Gonzo

Shyla Stylez!

Director: Danny "Pat Myne" Case

Kristina Rose and Holly Fox

Cast: Sunny Lane, Mark Wood, Shyla Stylez, Ben English, Holly Fox, Kristina Rose, John Strong, Emma Cummings, Gina Lynn, Marco Banderas, Sophie Dee, Jenner

Kristina Rose

Length: 158:59 minutes

Date of Production: 5/14/2008

Emma Cummings

Extras: The best extra was a 14:56 minute long bit of Behind the Scenes material, some make up chair stuff, interviews, and . There were trailers, a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, a true double sided DVD cover with slipcase, and spam. The downside was that there was no "strip tease" section as promised on the back of the DVD case.

Gina Lynn

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Apple Bottomz 5 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Danny "Pat Myne" Case for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases. The lighting was modest here, showing a modicum of care but not as solid as some of Pat's best works of late, with enough variation to add some texture in a few of the six scenes. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that Pat was so into the women that the technical matters were overlooked at times. It was not perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 4.1 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes but not needing it for the purposes of this release. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot (there was no secondary track in Spanish this time thankfully enough). There was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Sophie Dee

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Body of Review: Danny "Pat Myne" Case is one of the directors at Zero Tolerance that have shot flicks at several companies (albeit under different names) as he built his reputation for loving women and catering to tease. This has served him well in my opinion since so many of us adore the extended tease sessions he and a few of his peers have embraced, leading to us looking for his works when they come out. His latest title for the company is Apple Bottomz 5, the sequel to Apple Bottomz 4 that I appreciated last year at this time, a set of six scenes in both of them emphasizing some well rounded rumps on display. The gonzo nature of the movie was not a problem either as the fast forward fodder was minimal and the ladies able to provide some stimulating tease even before they were sucking and fucking so heartily. The back cover said it like this: "An Apple Bottom a day will keep your blue balls away! This ASSortment of sweet and juicy ripe asses will have your mouth watering and your package craving to be in-cider. Forget "produce" - you'll want to reproduce after watching these plump, round and flavorful asses take a thick cock pounding and warm semen load. Whether it's a Mcintush or a Golden Delicious after one bite, you'll understand why Apple Bottomz is the most delectable Ass series on the market!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Sunny Lane and DD

Scene One: Sunny Lane, a youthful hotty full of energy and enthusiasm, was up first as she teased before working with lucky Mark Wood. She was wearing a neon pink outfit that held in her curvy figure as she smiled throughout the living room, her ass certainly worthy of inclusion in the show even as the camera had some issues keeping steady as it panned across her figure (too much emphasis on close ups). As she bent over in front of Mark's face, he was entranced by her bulbous butt, the man licking her before she turned around to kiss; her mane of hair surrounding his lap as she orally attacked his cock. Sunny didn't blow him for long before she climbed into his lap to actively ride him vaginally, her verbal comments making the action even better. She met his thrusts in doggy too, several other positions leading to Mark rubbing out a wad of genetic juice to her face and open mouth, Sunny providing some post coital sucking before playing with the spew but not swallowing it. This was a very good scene to begin the show with, despite minor technical matters.

Scene Two: Shyla Stylez, an impressive blond hotty with even tighter and larger curves, was up next in the living room as she teased in her black bikini ensemble until she worked with Ben English. Shyla appeals to a different dynamic than Sunny does, her experience levels much higher and the kink factor elevated with the levels of chemistry even higher. Bart had some difficulty keeping focus on the camera as he spanked her (at her request) but I admit that I'd probably have trouble too and a few seconds of blur didn't bug me so much thanks to the raw energy, it just made me wonder about the half hearted editing applied to the project (it wasn't an isolated event). In any case, she blew him energetically and climbed onto his cock to ride rapidly, impaling herself soundly on the rod as the two bumped uglies. I was surprised they did not do anal given how frequently she has been getting that ass tapped but it was an even better ride than the first and ended nicely with his population pudding jerked off to her face and mouth.

Scene Three: Holly Fox, an all natural blond that hasn't done a gal on camera, and dark haired Kristina Rose, were up next as they engaged in some fun lesbian sex together in the living room, the director encouraging them to get freaky together with both also displaying a lot of enthusiasm. Their flashy bikinis did not hide their curves much and their asses, while not on par with Shyla, were pretty sweet to watch. They went down on each other and it was fine by me they were doing so well but they seemed to like the cock of John Strong when he interrupted (before Holly could eat at the Y). The ladies double teamed his rod orally and shared it from top to bottom, jerking him off along with the sloppy hummer they provided. Their nipples were erect and the trio seemed to like each other, Holly always just shy of showing a love of pussy orally for the camera but always positive. John went crazy fucking their tight slits, the porn moaning falling a bit short of the previous scenes but strokable enough for this viewer. There was some taste testing and then John bust a nut on their faces to share the sperm, the scene closing out too quickly.

Scene Four: Emma Cummings, a cute brunette wearing nothing but an anal plug to stretch her ass, was up next as the director worshipped her ass and she demanded to get some cock. I was half surprised that he did not jump her himself but she walked along the hallway naked to find Mark Wood jerking off on the bright red couch, her need for seed beckoning her to move over to start sucking him off as he spanked her ass. She called herself a "dirty little whore" and played it up to the camera instead of trying to establish a connection to her partner, weakening the level of chemistry but still providing some decent levels of energy. They kissed in between her slobbing his knob too, leading to him drilling her relatively passive pussy while the anal plug was still firmly in place inside her rectum. There was some taste testing and then the plug was removed, Emma changing her attitude quickly to ride him very fast as her labia engulfed his pecker so readily. Her little paunch moved back and forth as Mark did her in missionary style too but then they began with the anal action that showed her even slower than before, Emma holding a vibrator to her clitoris as he did all the work (and she continually looked at the camera). Emma became more active anally when she was on top (never at her very best but getting better), soon milking him dry to the point he jerked off to her face as she demanded more.

Scene Five: Gina Lynn, the popular performer featured on the front cover, was up next as she showed how her ability to tease was among the best of the lot here, a lot of attention given to her tits instead of ass by the director. Her fetish bikini did not cover much and her pussy lips were peeking out of her panties as she bent over, the ass finally getting some needed attention as she playfully worked herself in front of the camera. Gina's wonderful tease led to her wrapping her lips around the cock of Marco Banderas, the short blowjob resulting in her sitting on his rod for some vaginal loving as he smacked her ass. Gina's dirty talk was not picked up very well here but she was facing away from the camera so her ass was given a lot of camera love as she bounced vaginally on the pecker before her. This was not one of Gina's very best scenes but even a good Gina Lynn scene is better than most of her peers these days, the spew jerked off to her sweet ass to close the scene out.

Scene Six: Sophie Dee, now a brunette with the same curvy figure she has had for all the years she has been in porn, was up last wearing a black fishnet top and some neon green booty shorts as Danny admired her. Her cheeks had some added flesh to them but when she bent over, it looked really good, the gal fingering her ass to masturbate as she stretched it open. The tease was then sadly truncated when both Jenner and Mark Wood walked into the living room setting, Mark getting blown on the couch as Jenner boned her from behind. Sophie could barely feel Jenner in her pussy so it did not interrupt her rhythm, Mark doing a much better job when the men switched positions. Sophie was vocal most of the time and liked giving head, riding even harder when her ass was getting penetrated though she slowed down during the resulting DP. Sophie was best when riding one at a time though and she drained their dicks dry as they rubbed out wads of semen onto her ass cheeks one at a time; her inviting ass looking slightly red from the action it saw.

Summary: Apple Bottomz 5 by director Danny "Pat Myne" Case for Zero Tolerance might not have been his best work to date in terms of technical values but the casting was solid and the ladies were all attractive enough to cover for any minor issues arising from the basic camera work and editing. Had all the listed features been present, I might have elevated the score too but it merited at least a rating of Recommended due to the better performances having so much replay value. I would have preferred the men go down on the ladies more frequently and that more tease by the ladies was provided but Danny/Pat did show he was a suitable replacement for the former director of the series, Chris Streams, that has moved on to bigger projects. In short, Apple Bottomz 5, like Apple Bottomz 4 before it, was the kind of appealing movie ass lovers will adore on multiple levels with the levels of fuck for the buck high enough to make it well worth your time, money, and seed so give it a look.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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